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How can you tell if a man is sincerely dating you?
If a boy likes you, he will never call you by your name. He will call you a stupid pig, a fool or a coward.
If a boy likes you, he will climb the wall for you when you cry when you forget your keys, and end up being disciplined by the dormitory administrator.
If a boy likes you, he will say that you are not beautiful, but from the day he likes you, he has no interest in looking at other beautiful girls.
If a boy likes you, he will say that you are a pig, because in his heart you are as cute as a stupid pig.
If a boy likes you, he will keep looking at the beautiful women passing by when he goes shopping with you, and then he will be very happy when you call him a pervert.
If a boy likes you, he will accompany you to watch romantic movies that he doesn't like, and then let you use his clothes as tissues.
If a boy likes you, he will ask you to watch horror movies with him, and then like you to hide in his arms and scream.
If a boy likes you, he will deliberately borrow a movie from you that he doesn't like to watch, just so he can have an excuse to see you.
If a boy likes you, he will use his mobile phone to send messages to chat with you when you are bored. He will say that there are too many messages this month and he does not want to waste them.
If a boy likes you, he will lend you the headphones when your headphones are broken, and then watch a silent ball game on the computer alone.
If a boy likes you, he will volunteer to help you solve problems with your computer because he just asked someone else for help.
If a boy likes you, he will say that he is omnipotent, not because he is arrogant, but because he likes you too much.
If a boy likes you, he will often practice the game he doesn't like until late at night in order to help you win points in playing games.
If a boy likes you, he will deliberately lose to you when playing games, and then endure you laughing over and over again that he is a super rookie.
If a boy likes you, he will always be the last one to hang up the phone or the last one to log off, because he feels that he feels at ease this way.
If a boy likes you, he will not turn off his mobile phone when he goes to bed, and he will be afraid that you can't find him if you do something late at night.
If a boy likes you, he will change his habit of not brushing his teeth before going to bed for you.
If a boy likes you, he will ask around about what medicine is most effective in treating stomach pain when you have a stomachache.
If a boy likes you, he will risk his life when you are in danger and be helpless when you cry.
If a boy likes you, he will say it hurts when you hit him lightly, and it doesn’t hurt at all when you hit him really hard.
If a boy likes you, he will act as your punching bag when you are angry and the listener of your cold jokes when you are happy.
If a boy likes you, he will forget the fact that men and women are equal, and he will accept all your unequal regulations.
If a boy likes you, he will follow you, like everything you like, and hate everything you hate.
If a boy likes you, he will associate you with all good things.
If a boy likes you, then everything you say is the truth to him, and a small part of you means the whole world to him.
If a boy really likes you, he will never say those three words.
Girl, do you understand? Have you ever met such a boy who really likes you in your life?
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