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I beg you for the storytelling line from Shan Tianfang, a disciple of Bai Zhantang in Wulin Gaiden, saying that Li Dazui was admitted as the top scholar in martial arts. I need it urgently.

(Outside the house, Lao Bai sat at the mouth of the well and read stories to Xiao Bei)

Lao Bai: Li Yuanba didn’t care if he came up and hit Wu Tianxi with a hammer, so he had to use a mixed gold pan to shake him. His hands were bleeding, so he turned around and ran away. When Li Yuanba came up, he stretched out his hand to grab Xiaobei's pear, but Xiaobei avoided it. If you want to know what happens next, give me your pear (Xiaobei clenched the pear tightly) ( Continue to tell the story) When he came up, he stretched out his hand and threw it into the sky. He caught it with his hands and his feet clicked (gesturing with his hands). He split a person in half. What a Li Yuanba.

Xiao Bei: Don’t talk about it. Don't talk about it. It's so boring to tear people in half every time (I want to eat pears)

Lao Bai: (reach out to stop) Don't eat it yet. Li Kui is a black whirlwind, holding two Xuan The flower ax rushed into the crowd, slashing left and right (grabbing the pear, Xiaobei shrunk his hands to avoid it), he will chop later

Big Mouth Girl: I don’t have to explain, I just want to ask my son who is How did you become the number one scholar

(Everyone pointed at each other and pushed Lao Bai out)

Lao Bai: (storytelling voice) Become a majestic number one scholar and wear a three-pronged hairdo Purple gold crown and Xichuan red brocade hundred-flower robe

Big Mouth Girl: Oh, my son has learned how to dress up

Lao Bai: (storytelling voice) Holding Fang Tian's painted halberd and stepping under it, the wind hissed Red Rabbit Horse

Big Mouth Girl: Ouch, my son has learned to ride a horse

Big Mouth: Can you ride a horse as an official?

Lao Bai : (Telling voice) Tanhua Lang came towards me and turned around and left. Li Zhuangyuan stretched out his hand and touched his vest and mentioned it

Big Mouth Girl: Just mentioned

Lao Bai: (Telling voice) ) Lifting Tan Hua Lang, he immediately threw it up in the air, caught it with both hands, and used both feet and arms. He could only hear (speaking and gesticulating) Poof

Xiao Bei: Oh my god

Lao Bai: (storytelling voice) Just split it in half

Big Mouth Girl: Ah, my son has learned to tear people apart

Lao Bai: (storytelling voice) Than It's hard to tear chicken legs apart (the shopkeeper, the scholar, and Xiaobei snickered) The scene with the second place winner was the highlight. Li Zhuangyuan held two xuanhua axes (follow the action)

Big Mouth Girl: That's not it Did Fang Tian draw a halberd?

Lao Bai: (storytelling voice) Ah, last time it was a horse battle, this time it was a land battle. I saw our champion man rushing into the crowd with two xuanhua board axes in both hands. The left and right chops cut the arms to block the arms and legs, blocking the thighs. The direct killing was in the dark and the blood flowed into a river.

(Take a shovel and hit the millstone)

Big Mouth Girl: Son! Mom can’t take it anymore

(Big-mouthed mom, go somewhere else)

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