What jokes do you laugh at when you think of them?

1, the farmer was picking shit, and a man walked behind and asked, "Grandpa, how much is this sauce?" The farmer didn't say anything. The man put a little in his mouth with his hand and thought, "I won't tell you how much it costs a catty, and I won't tell you that your taxi sauce stinks!" " "

A motorcyclist once put on his coat inside out and died in a traffic accident. When the police arrived, there was an old man beside him. The police asked him about it. Old man: "When I saw him, he was still breathing, but his head twisted back, so I twisted his head back and he died."

3. A patient went to the hospital and said to the doctor, "I'm not normal recently. What should I do? " The doctor thought for a moment and replied, "You have to eat shit."

4. When talking about the environmental harm and the emotional place in a Chinese class, the 40-year-old Chinese aunt said angrily, "You human beings! I don't know how to protect the environment The whole class was stunned.

5. A girl took a shortcut to get to the canteen earlier than other students, and as a result, the hard manhole cover was opened and she fell. When she got up awkwardly and a group of people watched in horror, she suddenly used her quick wits: "Oh, it's really hard to repair!" " " ?

6. I had dinner with my friends near the school. One ordered a bowl of lasagna, and the other drank coke. I don't know who told a joke The coke drinker smiled and coke dripped from his nose. The noodle eater also smiled, and a noodle came out of his nose.

7. One day, a pupil confessed to his teacher who had a crush on him for a long time. The teacher told him that it was wrong, but he didn't listen. Finally, the teacher said, "I don't want children." The pupil said, "I'll be careful!" " "

8. Pig Bajie went to Korea for plastic surgery and became handsome, and went to the ballroom to find beautiful women. After the passion, Pig Bajie said, "Do you know how ugly I used to be? I am Pig Bajie! " The beauty is frightened: second brother, I am Lao Sha! "