Classic aesthetic love jokes

1, about summer, we have too many descriptions, flowers blooming in summer, ripe fruits in summer, starry sky in summer, wind in bamboo forest, barefoot running on the beach by the river. This is a season of love, but also a season of mature love. I want a summer like a green apple, bathed in sunshine as soon as the wind blows. Missing is sour, waiting is sweet. This is the summer when I fell in love with a green apple!

The pencil drawing is beautiful, after all, it is black and white. Whether the shoes fit or not, only the feet know. In the face of the so-called love deception, there are three kinds of people: the first kind is people who have cheated you for a period of time. The second is the person who has lied to you all his life. The third kind is, people who don't say, don't do, don't cheat, and are buried deep in their hearts … love without love is not love …

3. There is a road called Wanshui Qian Shan, which feels like the seas run dry and the rocks crumble. There is an agreement called eternity, and there is a memory called unforgettable. There is a kind of yearning called longing for autumn water, and there is a kind of love called till death do us part. There is a kind of happiness called everlasting, and there is a kind of possession called nothing more. There is a kind of remoteness called the ends of the earth, and there is a kind of yearning called being together every day. There is a kind of yearning called heartbreak, and there is a feeling that it is good to have you!

4, inexplicably hurt me, inexplicably say that you love me and then inexplicably leave (even goodbye, even the reason is not willing to give me, this is your love) inexplicably say love, inexplicably hurt me, inexplicably leave, inexplicably say that I love others, inexplicably make me hate, inexplicable me, inexplicable feelings, inexplicable love,

Love will not last long until it falls into the real life of dressing, eating, sleeping and counting money. True love is not nervous, that is, you can burp, fart, dig your ears and have a runny nose in front of him unscrupulously; The person who really loves you is someone you can meet without washing your face, combing your hair and putting on makeup.

6. A boy with good conditions and a boy with poor conditions chase you at the same time, which one would you choose? Girls will scream, and of course choose the one with good conditions. But it's easier said than done. Please look back and see if you have spared many good boys in your life just to hang on that damn crooked-neck willow tree. The deception of love is that it often makes you make the worst choice.

7. In fact, love is like waiting for a bus. Sometimes you think this car is too old to get on. Sometimes you feel that this bus has no air conditioning. And refused to go; Sometimes you think, wow, so many people! So I stopped. Wait and wait, it's getting dark and impatient. As soon as you see the bus coming, jump on it! Shit, I took the wrong bus! You waste time and money. You don't know when the next bus will come.

8, love, this is a thing that is still unfinished, and it is urgent. If you have love, you will treat it wholeheartedly. Without love, a person will be happy. Learn to live alone, whether someone around you loves you or not. Do what you should do, and treat it safely with or without love. When fate comes, reach out and catch it. When fate doesn't come, let yourself live a wonderful life. Not only is there fate, but life will be wonderful; It is your wonderful life that will attract fate.

9. When women are economically independent, the requirements for men will also rise from plane aesthetics to three-dimensional. This is a gradual development process, because she can live well without any men. This material calmness made her slow down the pace of marriage and love. She is no longer like an impatient girl, desperate to marry a pot, no matter what material it is. Only when women are financially independent can they have the confidence to do other things.

10, life, there is no hurdle, you can't sit by the hurdle and wait for it to disappear, you can only find a way to cross it; Life, there is no eternal pain, no matter how deep the pain, the wound will always heal; Life, without eternal love and endless feelings, always ends; People who can't get it will always forget it. Slowly, you won't cry anymore; Slowly, everything is over. . . Giving up properly is an elegant turn of life.

1 1. Ideal and reality are not contradictory, and it is not difficult to find a harmonious balance dialectically. The premise is that in more and more understanding of the world, we can learn from history, be people-oriented, be broad-minded and free ourselves, but we can better understand and correct ourselves and get closer to wisdom, kindness and courage. In addition, after the age of 25, the chances of girls encountering love will gradually decrease, but the chances of encountering a miracle of happiness may increase. Because our thoughts began to take shape and began to fly for our dreams more clearly.

12, how many people can grasp themselves well, and how many people will not lose themselves because of this? When you don't understand love, love often passes you by. I suddenly turned around when I got married, but that person was in the dim light. Many times, we go the wrong way but can't turn back. We choose a career, only to find that we are not what we love. Born in wealth, I want to experience the satisfaction of the poor, but I was born in poverty and I don't know the troubles of the rich.

13, the heart is a pocket. When nothing is loaded, it is called scheming, when it is loaded a little, it is called calculating, when it is loaded too much, it is called scheming, and when it is loaded too much, it is called worrying. We often cling to utilitarianism at hand, to colorful life, to fruitless love, and it is easy to fall into a state of being at a loss. In fact, if you put down a little, you will get more; People who can let go are those who really know how to live, and they will live more freely.

14. Don't I have to worry about you? What will all this become? The heart is so cold … the cold released from the inside out, how to warm it? It is said that all shall be well, jack shall have Jill. Will all this really turn out like that? Everything is underestimated … will this love be like what the ancients said? Why did all this become like this?

15, love is actually not that complicated. In fact, loving someone is not about being with her for life. I like flowers, don't you pick them and let me smell them; I like the wind, you don't let it stop; I like clouds, don't you just let them cover me; I like the sea. Should I jump in?

16, when you turned away, I pretended not to care, but I knew I was exhausted. I don't need comfort, even if every sewing is repeating the pain of puncture; I don't need pity, just let the wound scab in time and grow into my strongest place. Let bygones be bygones. If we let bygones be bygones, it's just a memory. I have no reason to let memory be the master, so I regard that encounter as a legend outside my life.

17, when you smile at yourself, nothing in the world can haunt you; When you are sincere to yourself, no one in the world can cheat you. Living in the applause of others is the easiest way to lose yourself; Being taken care of by others is the easiest way to weaken yourself. Those who dare to face difficulties are strong in life; People who dare to challenge adversity thrive. Thank the person who gave you advice, he made you mature; Be grateful to those who make it difficult for you. He made you strong.

18, initiative means weakness. Love is like an interview. No matter how the job seeker and the employer talk and laugh, they can't change the fact that the former will soon become the subordinate of the latter. Love is unequal. How much love you give means how much you lose yourself. Absolute devotion leads to absolute loss of oneself. Only when there is no relationship between men and women can there be complete equality.

19, everyone has a temper, but learn to converge, observe in silence, think calmly, and don't let the impulsive devil lead to irreparable mistakes; Everyone has a dream, but we should base ourselves on reality, approach in our efforts, persist in patience, and don't talk empty talk. People who are always determined to win have no ambition. Everyone has a bottom line, but we must know how to grasp it. We should stress principles in major events and be measured in minor ones. It's hard for others to support us without mercy. Excessive hypocrisy also makes people avoid it.

20. We have been doing two things all our lives: walking and choosing the way to walk. Life without walking is like a pool of dry wells, lacking the vitality of life and the essence of living; Without choice, you will lose your track and direction. We have many choices. No matter how we choose, there will be some people and some scenery to accompany you. Whether the journey is long or short, we need to cherish it.

2 1, true love, it is not the earth-shattering action that is wonderful, and it is not the ups and downs of the plot that is true love. We are all ordinary people. We don't have to dream of the distant rose garden in the sky, but we ignore the roses blooming quietly in front of the window. True love is dissolved in life and details, and its truth is this: being together is fate, being together is scenery, being together is happiness, and being together is eternity.

22. You were not born in a rich family. If you don't have the life of a prince and princess, don't learn the diseases that only princes and princesses get. People have time and money to look up at the sky and feel depressed. You didn't, you have to struggle, you were born with the burden of family and life! Don't waste all your time complaining, no one is sorry for you; Don't compare with the hero and heroine in the bubble drama. They are born with beauty and extraordinary opportunities. Only when you have a strong heart and face it calmly can you grow up.

23. I hope you are happy, because that is my greatest wish; I am afraid that you will be happy, because then you will forget me. The most touching love words in the world are not "I love you", but when I need them, you say "I will be by your side." You can feel whether a person loves you or not. If the person you like doesn't like you, then even if the whole world likes you, you will still feel lonely, right?

24. There is always someone in this world who is your yearning and your warmth. Even if she is not far away, as long as I think of her, I will always feel practical, practical and confident. Even the surrounding air has become certain. The world is just some subtle tenderness. The river is still the original river, and people are still the original people. I am still waiting for you, those little happiness, I am serious, you are free.

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