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Naughty emir
There are farmland, forest grassland, pasture, a lake and a large forest around. The sun is shining, lilacs are blooming on the apple trees, birds are chirping in the air, and Carter Huldt Manor on the hillside is like a dream.
When he's not noisy, he looks good, too. A pair of round blue eyes, a red round face and curly light hair.
All this gives the impression of obedience. But this is just people's imagination.
He jumped up from the dining table with a soup pot in his head, trying to put on his helmet. The soup pot hung down, covering his eyes and ears.
Emil shouted as he pushed hard up. Emil walked out the door and climbed into the car.
He looks good in that striped Sunday suit with black leather shoes. He wears a soup jar on his head, although it is not common.
But because there are flowers on the jar, it is also beautiful. It's like wearing a new summer hat on your head. As I said, no one can wake Li Na up before the alarm clock rings.
But one morning, something woke her up It was July 27th, the day Emil had a fever.
Can you think of such a terrible thing? At about four o'clock, a big mouse jumped straight down from Li Na's face! She exclaimed, rolled over and grabbed a big chopping wood. But by this time, the mouse had escaped from a hole in the wall connecting the woodshed.
6. "You can try this chimney." Then he climbed over the fireplace and jumped into the stove.
The ashes left by the fire last winter immediately flew everywhere. Dust flooded his bare feet and filled his toes.
Emil looked up at the chimney and saw the beautiful scenery. An orange full moon in July looked at him overhead. 7. Emile stood up. His shirt was black.
He stood bravely on the roof like a soldier, raising his black fist in the air. His shouts spread all over Rene Berdabu.
8. The moon shines on the lake, as if it had opened a wide and bright avenue on the heavy earth. The Woods on both sides of the river are still shrouded in gloom, because it is already late at night.
9. Then he picked up a bread shovel and swung it at Burton's ass. But he really shouldn't do this, because Burton turned and grabbed Emil, and his eyes narrowed with anger.
Emil was caught by him with a pair of huge hands, thinking that his own end had come. 10. When this cold water suddenly sprayed on the crowd, people were shocked like burps.
Believe it or not. Emil only sprayed for a few minutes, and the fighting stopped.
The crowd appeared one face after another with a nervous and dark face, and people stood up slowly. Remember, if you encounter a gang fight, if you want to stop them … it's much better to use cold water than a shovel, don't forget! 1 1. These children in Maolan Province are really like lovely messengers, walking on winding paths and crossing grassland pastures with coffee baskets in their hands.
Finally, I came to the barren hills full of stones. These plots are so small that people really want to cry.
12. It turned out that it was frightened and got into Emile's father's pants. Emil's father was mad.
He kicked his leg and tried to throw the frog out of his pants. Unfortunately, the pot of coffee stood in his way again.
He kicked him and fell to the ground. If Emile hadn't raised it wisely again, they wouldn't want to drink any coffee this time, which would be even worse.
13. Emile took a few breaths of hot air into the frosted glass window, and the ice on the glass immediately melted into a small hole. He looked out of the hole and saw lanterns shining in the pigsty and several figures shaking.
14. At dinner, Alfred complained that his thumb hurt. Emil's mother untied the gauze to see how the injury was and why it had not healed.
What she saw was not a beautiful sight. It's so scary! The wound is red, swollen and purulent.
A red line extends from the thumb and almost climbs over the wrist. 15. Emile saw snow outside the window. He really hated snow.
His hatred and anger are so fierce. It can really melt all the snow in Maolan province and Reina beria.
But the heavy snow outside still keeps falling. "It seems that this heavy snow will definitely bury the whole world alive."
Emil thought.
2. The Reading Experience of the Naughty Bag Emily's Reading Experience is another famous children's novel by Lin Gelun.
The book consists of three parts: Emile in Rene Beya, Emile's New Tactics and Emile's Latest Tactics. It tells the story of Emil's "naughty" childhood. He does more naughty things every year than the number of days in a year, which makes people headache and happy, depending on your opinion.
In this wonderful childhood, even if you don't want to be naughty, naughty things will come to you, not to mention Emil is a healthy and lively boy. He is free to do whatever he likes.
In his naughty, curious, curious pursuit, witty flash, confident display, and even more is the revelation of good nature. He is like an unstoppable pony, an unstoppable young bamboo shoot, thriving in the spring of life.
Emil is very happy. He doesn't have to play any role. He is himself, his real self. No matter what he does, he always likes to do it according to his own wishes, rather than looking into the eyes of adults.
In the face of such a naughty boy, if you feel kind, you will give a knowing smile; If you feel strange, you will feel a little sorry. Emil is the embodiment of the normal and natural development of children in the female writer's ideal.
Through these trilogies, women writers actually put forward a new view of children to the society-naughty children are often smart and lively, and such children are often the most promising talents as long as they are properly guided.
3. The feeling of naughty Amir reading 20 words "Naughty Amir" Today I read a book called Naughty Amir, which is very interesting.
It tells the story of a naughty boy. What interests me most is that Emile put the mousetrap on the chair where his father used to sit in order to catch mice, because he was afraid that if the mouse was hungry, it would eat his father's feet! As a result, it is conceivable that his father is preparing to sit in a chair and enjoy the good time in the morning. "Ah! ! ! ! "The pain in his feet made his father cry.
Emile's mother knew that he was in trouble again, so Emile's mother planned to use her killer. "Emile, come on! Go to the carpenter's room quickly, or you will be beaten again! " "My wall, my cat."
At this time, Emil obediently took his "cat" and "wall" and quickly locked the door inside and outside with his mother, hiding inside and cutting the statue of Woodenhead. Emile can cut the numbers! In his heart, he complained a little about his father. He thought, "Hum! I just want to help catch mice! As for this? " He gave the villain a hard knife and thought, "Ha ha! I'm going to have 100 Woodenhead! At that time, I want to have a celebration! " Emil was so happy that he began to draw up a "guest list". In this book, I saw a naive, pure and pollution-free child! Maybe he is a little naughty, but he always thinks of others! I want to be such a child.
4. How to write the feeling of studying in the third grade of primary school? Extracurricular books are naughty emirs. I have read many books this summer, including Romance of the Three Kingdoms, The Journey to the West and Return ... One of my favorite books is Naughty Emir.
Emil is a really naughty boy. He has big, round and intense eyes, a red face and light curly hair. Emil is so naughty.
Holding my sister Aida as the national flag to the top of the flagpole, my father was very angry and asked him to stay in the carpenter's room. Once, Emile's friend Alfred wanted to go to the market. Emile clamored to go, so his mother had to obey him.
When they arrived at the market, Emil thought, I have no money, so I don't have a market. However, he was surprised to find an old man with a broken leg and put his hat on the ground to beg.
Emil's eyes lit up and he thought, I have a hat on my head, too. I can beg. In order to attract others' attention, Emile wanted to sing, so he sang "My Mare" ... Sure enough, many people gathered together and a lady said, "Dear children, did you eat today?" He said piteously, "Yes, I have eaten grass."
The lady was moved to tears and immediately gave it to him/Count 10/0. Many people invested money in him, including 2 Ors and 5 Ors, and several rich people gave him 20 Ors at once.
A friendly farmer also gave him 2 Ors, but he regretted it again and said in dismay, "Please give me my money back, and I can let you eat some grass in my stable."
5. What about the naughty Emil? Douban readers rated Naughty Emir as their "favorite fairy tale, not one of them".
My heart is connected. Some fairy tales are often quiet and suitable for adults to read, while others are stories that will definitely poke children's excitement. Naughty Emile is the latter.
It is a fairy tale that can't be missed in childhood. I regret that I met too late.
This fairy tale is really lively and happy. Without fantasy, a naughty boy Emil appeared alive in front of us.
Everyone can find the shadow of childhood "Tao" in him. As the preface of the story says, "You know yourself, and you see your own shadow in him, so you know him best, like him best, and are most willing to defend him."
"I like my pockmarked (hat) and jar (gun) best." Emil often says this in Mauritian, which is meaningless.
Emil is not a naughty boy who deliberately makes trouble or plays pranks. He is just a naive and stupid boy who does everything according to his own logic, so he got into some trouble and made a lot of jokes. He wants to drink the broth clean, he wants to show off his newly won horse, he wants to make his father happy with blood batter, he wants to catch a werewolf, and he just wants to help her climb the flagpole and overlook.
That's all.
Inspired by Emile, I also remembered the practical jokes when I was a child. In order to eat five-color popsicles, my father and I were separated and almost taken in by my grandmother who sold popsicles.
In the hot summer sun, I sat on the grass and hatched the chicken with the eggs in the refrigerator, although it took only one day to hatch the eggs. I climbed into the refrigerator of my father's colleague's house just to see the ball on the top of the wardrobe.
Also, try it with friends who have stripped the biggest and fattest "foodie" bugs.
However, compared with the wonderful deeds of Amir, I feel ashamed. As the saying goes, Emile is much more capable than me.
Although the child is innocent, the adult who spreads the child like Emil is the first two, and even flies into a rage. According to China's traditional logic that "a dutiful son is born under a stick", Emil is likely to be beaten.
What a pity! Because children like Emile will be the pillars of society in the future, which is also proved at the end of the story. Fortunately, Emile has a pair of good parents who love him deeply.
Although my father sometimes nearly collapsed, fortunately, my mother was always decisive and patient. Successful education depends on wise parents. Even if you often feel overwhelmed, please don't give up your confidence in your children.
Tell yourself in your heart: "This boy is really good." This is what Emil's father often does.
Even if you don't say it, your child can feel it. "Little people succeed" is the best way to describe Emil.
He is good at animals and can tame frightened horses. Bought a seemingly useless broken fire extinguisher, but used it to disperse the fighting crowd.
Life is full of surprises, isn't it? Adults, put away your cliches about rational calculation. Of course, don't forget the story of him outwitting the robbers.
Although this plot is a bit old-fashioned, it is essential for children's story heroes. If you want to say that there are many children like Emile around you, or that you used to be Emile's embryo, but it was destroyed by rude family culture, and so on! Apart from ghosts and elves, Emil's most precious thing is actually his kindness and justice.
In order to let the old people have a Christmas dinner, he emptied the food storage room at home. My eyes were wet when I saw him rush into the snowstorm to save Alfred.
Well done, Emile! I love you so much, Emil! You are Gao Daquan in my heart! Ps: Through this fairy tale, young readers can also learn some Swedish customs. First, food.
In addition to IKEA meatballs and crayfish, there are herring salad, ginger plough, noodle sausage, potato sausage, cheese cake, saffron bread, shortbread ... The most distinctive one is probably the Partthe, where Emile buckles his father's blood paste. It is a cake made of rye flour, pig blood and fat pork.
Secondly, the medical conditions were difficult at that time. Tooth extraction depends on a blacksmith, and a small wound can cause fatal septicemia.
Finally, you will fall in love with Sweden with poor land but beautiful scenery, and with hardworking and simple Swedes.
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