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My girlfriend stayed in Amanome for a few days and went to karaoke. She has many friends, so I have to help her give up drinking. But I usually drink three bottles at most. Once I had a drink with a f
My girlfriend stayed in Amanome for a few days and went to karaoke. She has many friends, so I have to help her give up drinking. But I usually drink three bottles at most. Once I had a drink with a friend and drank six.
Antihangover drugs are useless. If you are prone to vomiting after drinking, you'd better eat something to pad your stomach before drinking, but don't be too full. Just eat for 5 or 6 minutes, and leave some room for the bar. . . . When drinking, don't drink too fast and don't drink too slowly. If you want to throw up, go to the toilet and buckle it to make him throw up. It's more comfortable, although it's a little disgusting. I want to help my girlfriend stop drinking on her birthday. I can only say how much I can block. Try to be happy for her birthday! ! But if you think you are getting drunk, just pretend to be a little drunk, say it's useless, just pretend to be drunk, hold your head with your hands, and so on, and then someone will say you really can't drink. I'm really sorry, I'm sure they will understand you! Happy birthday to my girlfriend in advance! ! ?
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