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Is it difficult to woo a beauty girl?
Lesson 1
To chase a girl, of course, you must first know the girl’s mobile phone number, and secondly, you must have that intention towards her.
Send a text message: I had a great time chatting with you last time. Can I invite you out to chat again?
Note: If the girl agrees, you need to put some thought into the location you are looking for. It can be a relatively quiet bar, and don’t go to a restaurant for the time being.
Lesson 2
After you go home from a date, don’t forget to send a text message: It was a pleasure chatting with you and I look forward to seeing you again. I wish you the best. Good night to you!
Let her know that you are a caring person. The next day, you can also send her a funny text message. For example:
1. When a giant panda celebrates its birthday, someone asks it what its wishes are. The giant panda said: I have only two wishes in my life. One is to find a Chinese medicine doctor to remove the dark circles under my eyes, and the other is that I want to take a color photo.
2. I am from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and you are from Zhoukou, Beijing; I hold your hairy hand and bite it gently. Love makes us walk upright.
Let her know that you have a sense of humor.
Note: Never post pornographic jokes!
Lesson 3
Girls tend to be more vain. You can usually send text messages like this:
1. I saw you dressed up very special today. Very cute.
2. My eyes almost dropped when I saw you dressed so beautifully today.
Don’t be stingy in describing your beauty, be as beautiful as you want.
Lesson 4
After a period of contact, you have become familiar with it, and it’s time for you to offer your treasure. Use your text messages to impress the girl you like.
1. (Hint) If there is an afterlife, let us be little mice, fall in love stupidly, live in a daze, cuddle up innocently, and be together stupidly.
2. (Warm reminder) Are you busy? It's okay, I just want to tell you in a way that doesn't disturb you, that I'm thinking of you. I hope that when you receive my text message, you will have a smile on your lips, letting the friends around you know that you are happy.
3. (Ask her to answer the question) Do you know what I am doing? Give you five choices: A. I miss you; B. I miss you very much; C. I miss you very much; D. I can’t miss you; E. All of the above.
4. (Send weather forecast) Tomorrow the minimum temperature will be 1 degree and the maximum temperature will be 10 degrees. XX asked me to tell you: caring about the weather means caring about you. Don’t forget to add an extra piece of clothing (XX, that’s yourself).
Lesson 5
The advantage of texting is that you can say things that you usually dare not say in person, even if it hurts to death, girls like sweet words and care about others. of. But please pay attention to the following things:
1. The quantity is important but not the large number. Girls probably don’t like boys like their mother-in-law. Do you find it annoying to have them around you all day long?
2. Stop sending text messages copied from the Internet and use your own thinking.
3. Occasionally it rains for three days and the net is exposed for two days, playing hard to get. After a round of text message bombardment, and suddenly not sending a text message for a day or two, when your text messages become a part of a girl’s life, she will wonder why she didn’t send me a text message today? When she takes the initiative to text you, no matter what she says, you are already halfway to success.
4. After giving you enough text messages to care, the first text message a girl sends you is often to complain, such as I’m so bored, I’m about to collapse, I’m depressed, etc., hehe. , what are you waiting for? Girls need it most and can easily pursue success. Encourage her quickly: In fact, the sky is very blue, and the clouds will always disperse. In fact, the sea is not wide, and this shore is connected to the other shore. In fact, tears are also sweet. When your wish comes true, in fact, I I want you to be happy every day. After texting her, call her again. This is a must.
How boys chase girls
How boys chase girls, it’s too easy . After reading this article, you will become an expert.
Don’t say anything before it’s time to get started. Some boys have only dated someone a few times and then they want to establish a further relationship. This is likely to spoil the relationship.
The wonderful thing about love is that everything is left unsaid. If you make it clear and the words are clear, it is not beautiful. If someone is willing to come out to talk to you alone, it means that the girl has a good impression of you. But sometimes even they can't explain this kind of good feeling clearly, but you are eager to point it out and destroy this hazy beauty. Then don't blame others for staying away from you. Look around you at all the love affairs that have died before they even begin. Many of them are caused by boys not mastering the heat.
Put away your fists to attack better. What should I do if a girl rejects me? Some people say that we should pursue and persevere. Not really. Unless you are a person who doesn't care about anything, it will be difficult for you to bear the white eyes of girls and the mocking looks of your peers. It would be better to cease all activities and retreat temporarily. This not only protects your dignity but also leaves a way out, creating opportunities for future counterattacks. Just let her make her way through the crowd. Only when you go to her again when she is badly injured will she realize that you are the one who loves her the most. Even if you really can't let go, you should pay attention to your methods when you want to find her. Don't make her think you are annoying. And this is often difficult to do.
Don’t be too explicit. Learn to care for her quietly and treat her with your honesty and kindness. Only then can you get her attention among the crowd of boys croaking around her. Remember, only special you will attract her special attention.
No entry unless required. A boy who always runs to a girl's dormitory will not arouse much favor from the girl. Some student union cadres often go to the girls' dormitory under the pretext of work, and then stay there without leaving. As a result, they bring a lot of inconvenience to others, and the effect is counterproductive. The fundamental reason for this result is that it is too explicit.
Strategically despise..., tactically attach importance to.... Sometimes the girl you like will have some contact with you, such as talking, chatting, working together, etc. You'd better look at these things with a normal attitude and don't carry baggage and worry about gains and losses. For example, don't pay too much attention to what she said unintentionally. Some boys are prone to being sentimental, which is why. But you should pay enough attention to every such opportunity. For example, you should pay attention to the sense of propriety in your first conversation. It is best not to involve love. You might as well talk about your childhood. It would be bad if you go straight to the point! Girls must be wary of you like a wolf.
It’s best to flatter less often. If you praise her for her beauty, if she is really beautiful, then you are just the 700th person to praise her for her beauty, and the deepest impression on her may be the first person to praise her like this; if she is ordinary-looking, you will No one can tell what kind of results complimenting her will produce. If she finds out you don't mean what you say, you're dead. Remember, you can only coax a girl after she becomes your girlfriend. Starting to coax her before you even catch her is a sign of failure to grasp the heat.
Be less chauvinistic. A boy finally invited the girl he had admired for a long time to dinner, which cost him half a month's living expenses. Later, when he went to pay the bill, he found that the girl had already paid for him, and he wanted to pay her back. The girl doesn't want to. He felt that the girl had taken away his face and was very angry. The girl was so angry that she cried. Originally, the fact that the girl paid the bill for him meant that she had a crush on him, but instead of trying to please him, he lost his temper. No wonder he wanted to become a bachelor. Almost no girl will have a good impression of boys who don't respect women, remember! Remember!
Unite the majority. Almost every girl has one or two most intimate girlfriends. When other roads are unavailable, they are your successful path to victory. You can use them to know whether a girl is interested in you, and you can also use them to convey your meaning. This is much better than if you just say it. But don't ignore this new force. I have seen boys succeed through this method more than once.
Finally, I would like to remind everyone that there is never a fixed formula for love. The way others succeed may be your failure; the way others fail may be your failure. I am only mentioning some principled things here, and they must not be applied mechanically. If this ruins your good deeds, don't come to me. If a girl doesn't like you, not even the Jade Emperor can do anything about it. As the ancients said: Subduing the enemy's troops without fighting is the best strategy.
Written by a girl: How to chase girls, super classic
1. What kind of first impression should be left on MM (time: just started to contact MM)
1. I think the most important thing is to let MM see your ambition.
The greatest charm of a man lies in his successful career. Young people do not work long hours and cannot be considered "successful". At this time, you have to make your girlfriend think that you are a motivated person.
You can talk nonsense about other things, but this question cannot be vague. You must tell MM that you are full of confidence in the future, that you are not satisfied with the status quo, and that you already have long-term plans. In short, your future Not a dream.
2. Be confident and responsible
Don’t be like a child. Girls are lazy and want to find someone to rely on. You have to show your confidence and responsibility. Heart comes.
Having a wrong choice is much better than having no choice at all.
3. Don’t be too serious, but don’t be too casual either.
Be serious where you should be serious, and laugh when you should be funny.
Girls like men who are a little cynical, so don’t appear to care about anything, as that would be too dull.
4. Look more mature
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