About InuYasha

One: Joke

1. Welcome back?||||?

Inuyasha, who was looking for the city of Naraku, saw a road sign on the way forward: "Naraku Moved. Please change the route - Kagura character"?

Inuyasha didn't believe it and continued on... He saw the withered and dilapidated people and the city was indeed empty. We had no choice but to go back the way we came. On the way, I saw the street sign again, and saw the words on the back: "Welcome back. Fool! - Naraku character"? 2. Letter to my sister?>0

After many twists and turns, Naraku The baby (Bai Tongzi) was finally born in Bailing Mountain. After Kanna heard the news, he happily wrote a letter to his sister to announce the good news. Naraku was moved by this unusual love between brother and sister. ?

Later he found an opportunity to read this letter through Sai Meng Sheng: "Sister Kagura, the results are out, you lost, it is a boy."? 3. Letter to my sister - Part 2 ?^0^?

Kagura, who lost the last bet, cleaned the mirror for Kanna for free for a week, and her back ached from exhaustion. When she finally finished her labor and returned to her residence, she received a second letter from Kanna:?

"I'm so sorry, Sister Kagura, you lost again, and now he has become Twins (black boy and white boy)."?

Also: Please clean the mirrors for me for free for another week as agreed. ? 4. Kagura's holiday?-____-||||?

Kagura, who was fighting fiercely against Inuyasha and Miroku, asked Naraku for support through the strongest victory: "I was surrounded by them, and now we are evenly matched. I'm afraid it will be a protracted battle, please send people (demon) for support quickly!"?

Boss Naraku also conveyed through the strongest force: "Okay! From now on, your week-long battle will begin! Holiday."? 5. Close your eyes?·0·?

When InuYasha was carrying Kagome on his back, he often encountered steep mountain roads, and InuYasha rushed straight down from the top of the mountain, surrounded by dangers. Finally one day, Kagome thought that she could no longer bear this kind of stimulation. She found an opportunity and said to the dog tactfully: "My dear, every time I rush down the hillside on your back, When I heard the wind whistling in my ears, I closed my eyes tightly in fear. "What? So you are like this too!" Inuyasha was shocked. ? 6. h2o? (chemical formula of water)?--___--||||?

In order to increase the success rate, Inuyasha, who was preparing to propose, took a peek at Kagome's textbook to study that world culture, among which he liked chemistry the most. ?The exciting moment has finally arrived——?

Inuyasha: "kogome. Please marry me. I am like an oxygen atom, you are like a hydrogen atom, and our combination is as stable as water." ?

Kagome: "Then who is the other h?"?

"Lakyo." Naraku, who was passing by, interrupted. ? 7. Jump off the ship?*_*?

The ship hit the rocks, and the captain shouted: "Everyone put on life jackets and jump into the sea!" Everyone on the ship was indifferent. ?

The captain had an idea and shouted again: ?

"There is a Jade of Four Souls in the sea!" - Naraku jumped down. ?

"Platycodon jj also fell into the sea!" - Inuyasha also jumped in. ?

"They are kissing!" - Kagome couldn't help but jump. ?

"Wow! What a beautiful woman!" - Maitreya jumped down with drooling eyes. ?

"The Master is begging her to have a baby!"——The worried coral also went down. ?

Finally, the captain approached Qibao, who had mosquito eyes due to seasickness, and kicked him down with a flying kick...? 8. Hairstyle?+?_+?

A butterfly with shoulder-length straight hair came to Nairo, the hairstylist with a wakame hair whom she had always had a crush on, "I want the same hairstyle as you!"?

"The length and texture of your hair are both Not very suitable."?

"I don't care, as long as it has the same shape as yours, I'm willing to pay any price! - For example, the fragment of the Shikon Jade I picked up!"?

Hearing this, Naraku quickly shortened his hair and gave it a cool perm. ?

“Now, we have the same hair style.” He said, “Bring the pieces.

"? 9. Who is he? ?^?0?^?

Master Sesshomaru is guessing riddles for his younger brother Inuyasha: "There is a man, he is my father's son, but he is not my brother, nor If not my sister, who is he? "?

The dog shook his head.?

Sesshomaru smiled: "That's me! "?

Inuyasha returned to Kagome and asked excitedly: "There is a person. He is my father's son, but he is not my brother or my sister. Who is he?" "?

Kagome couldn't guess.?

Inuyasha laughed so hard that he couldn't breathe, "He is Sesshomaru! "? 10. I am very happy.·@@·?

"To be a noble person (demon), you must always keep the people around you in a happy mood - make them happy. "Xie Jian teaches Ling like this."

"Has Grandpa Xie Jian ever made anyone happy?" "Ling asked. ?

"Once," Xie Jian tried hard to recall, "I was going back to my hometown to visit relatives, and I said goodbye to Shadian before leaving. "?

"Oh," he said, "I'm glad. "? 11. No complaints? ^@@^?

Kagura, who was injured by the wind injury, ran to Naraku angrily and complained: "Oh my God! "She yelled, "Because of your inaccurate information, I was seriously injured! "?

"What are you shouting? Naraku, who was busy cutting the puppet, frowned impatiently, "I learned from the enlightenment ghost, and was repaired until there was only a skeleton, and the teeth were pulled out to make a knife (for free), but he didn't do anything." No complaints. "? 12. Kagura's fan pendant?

In adolescence, Kagura paid great attention to clothing. One day, she suddenly thought that the fragments of the Shikon Jade would look good as a fan pendant, so she asked Naraku to give her a piece. ?

“Not as long as I live! "Naraku said this every time.?

The next day, when Kagura and Kanna went for a walk, a monster with four soul fragments ran past them.?

" Look! Kagura pulled Kanna excitedly, "What a beautiful fan pendant!" I'll get one as soon as Naraku dies! "?

————Also known as "Another important reason why Kagura wants to get rid of Naraku"? 13. Fair decision?--|||?

Kagome from The family brought food and homemade bento, but the careless Inuyasha only focused on grabbing the delicious food with Shippo Maitreya and ignored Kagome's thoughts?

When they fought over the last piece of spring roll, Kagome couldn't hold it anymore, she took out a coin: "Let me help you make a fair decision: if it's heads, give it to Shippo; tails, give it to Maitreya; if it stands up - give it to Inuyasha! "? 14. Playing chess?

Kagome asked Inuyasha: "Why don't you play chess with your brother Sesshomaru? "?

Dog: "Are you willing to play chess with someone who is arrogant when he wins and curses when he loses? "?

"Of course not. "Ge seemed to understand."

"He didn't want to either." "The dog said in frustration?

Two: The above jokes are all fun stories in "InuYasha" -3-

Three: InuYasha and Ah Li fell in love.