Congratulations on getting your car license. Express it humorously.

1. If there is an afterlife, be a tree and stand forever, without the gesture of sadness and joy. Half is peaceful in the dust, half is flying in the wind, half is cool, and half is bathed in the sun. Very silent and proud, never relying on and never looking for!

2. strike up a conversation should also pay attention to technology, and find the right person at the right time and place, for example, I am online at the moment.

I think when I love you, I am too low in the dust, but I don't bloom. Later, there was more and more dust, and finally we were buried alive. It turns out that love really can't be too humble. There can be no dust without nutrients.

I feel unhappy because I am not pursuing "happiness" but "being happier than others".

5, 5-year-old daughter asked her father to do something for her.

Dad: "Dad is very tired. Give me a compliment, and I will be refreshed again. "

Daughter: "Lao Zheng!"

Dad: "Hey!"

Daughter: "Your Niu Niu is really beautiful ..."

6. relax, I'm not a good person ...

7. You said ... you like me? Actually ... first of all ... actually, I also ... well, to be honest, I actually like myself.

As a typical loser, you are really successful.

9. I just learned to ride a bike when I was a child. Before I knew it, I ran into the street. When I saw an old man walking in front of me, I felt I was going to hit it. I said, don't move, don't move. The old man stood there for a while without moving, so I turned around and hit him. The old man stood up and said, did you aim?

10, if there is 300W, do you want to buy Mercedes or Ferrari?

It's best to buy 300 second-hand Otto cars and hire 300 drivers to drive behind you, one in an S shape and the other in a B shape.

1 1, smile more, and beware of catching a cold on cloudy days!

12, I laughed at the sky from the horizontal knife and went to bed after laughing!

13, Lu Yao knows that the horsepower is insufficient, and people will watch for a long time.

14, my father expressed his views on my obesity: Han Hong's life was not lost, but Han Hong's disease was also found.

15, I never hold a grudge, but I usually report it on the spot.

16, don't cry at my grave. Dirty my path of reincarnation.

17, that's right, Mr. Zhang. You can't press CTRL+C on your home computer and then CTRL+V on your company computer. Not even the same article. No, no, it's not even an expensive computer.

18, I thought you were just a number between 1 and 3, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of 1 and 3.

20. A cannibal went to work, and the manager repeatedly told him not to eat his colleagues and agreed. I couldn't help eating a detergent in a few days.

People were discovered immediately. The sentiment is: never eat people who really do things.