Professor's 20 Classic Quotations

1. People who cut off their noses can still be slaves. At most, two holes are bigger, which is easy to catch a cold and does not affect productivity.

-Ding Huadong University of Political Science and Law

2. Panchen's will is generally not very specific. He can't write it: it's at E 103 in Huazheng Songjiang Campus, and it's in trouble if he can't find it. He would write: three or five places, with mountains in front and lakes behind. So all the lamas went out.

-Ding Huadong University of Political Science and Law

Clinton looked down on George W. Bush, who used to be a hooligan.

—— Liu Xiaoxian of Shandong University

There is a hooligan named Wang Shuo in Beijing. He scolded Lu Xun, who ignored him because Lu Xun was dead. Seeing that no one paid attention to him, he went to scold Jin Yong again. Jin Yong turned and touched it. It turned out to be a child. Go and play.

—— Liu Xiaoxian of Shandong University

I think every day that when I retire, I will go out begging with crutches. Sleep under the bridge opening at night, don't comb your hair, don't take a shower, don't change clothes. That's so cool. I have a cleanliness fetish, and I have a dirt fetish.

—— Zhang Depeng, Huazhong University of Science and Technology

6. On his deathbed, Jiang Jingguo was asked who his next successor would be. He vaguely said "Wait a minute ~", but somehow he became Lee Teng-hui.

—— Zhang Depeng, Huazhong University of Science and Technology

7. "Liang Qichao often plays mahjong while dictating articles. The next day, as soon as the article was published, people said,' Liang Gong's articles are often sentimental.' "

-He, East China University of Political Science and Law

8. "Why did Hong Xiuquan rise to the revolution? I think it's because it can't go to college. "

-He, East China University of Political Science and Law

9. Now that the stock market has reached a very high level, don't rush in and hold the barbell. As soon as you go in, they come out and leave you alone. Taiwan Province Province has been liberated, so will you.

—— Li Ruoshan of Fudan University

10. The bailiff came to the door and said that he wanted to check a capital verification report. There is no way out, so he must show them. At the same time, he bought bananas, apples and oranges and set a big table. The bailiff read it for five minutes and said that your capital verification report was false and your bank deposit had been frozen. The company jumped up at the sound, and you are still eating my banana! The bailiff immediately put down the banana and said, then I won't eat it. You still have a house and two cars. We brought seals. We'll go down and paste it ...

—— Li Ruoshan of Fudan University

1 1. Don't think that 4 is so good. It's tempting to get a salary of four or five thousand yuan just after graduation, but think about it, I work late every day, except for the average hourly salary. Look at the peak season. I get up earlier than the cleaner and go to bed later than the lady. I know a male classmate who went to the toilet at 2 pm and cried badly. After crying, he washed his face and went on working.

—— Li Ruoshan of Fudan University

12. I applied for being the head coach of China several times, but they all refused. Why can't China? No one, no advanced mathematics!

——Xi An Jiaotong University Huang Qinghua

13. "I had contacted that children's hospital before I came to class. If you make this mistake five times, you can enter the children's hospital, which is still free. "

——Xi An Jiaotong University Huang Qinghua

14. Pigs are also considerate. Don't look down on pigs, they are beautiful.

-Meng of Tianjin University

15. The glory of the sun depends on its great enthusiasm, not on the reflection of external light.

—— Gu Nanyong of Sun Yat-sen University

16. There is a factory called "China International Pacific Footwear Co., Ltd.", and I went to have a look. A dozen old ladies in Huayang Street are patting the soles of their shoes.

—— Zhang Jun, East China University of Political Science and Law

17. Does a legal person have the right to life? No, so the legal person is not fatal. Does a legal person have the right to portrait? No, so the legal person is shameless.

—— Zhang Jun, East China University of Political Science and Law

18. Actually, none of this has anything to do with me. I was only 9 years old and didn't notice. What makes me most angry is that Jiang Qing changed a farmer's name from "Wang Xiaoqi" to "Wang Mikong". After our family heard this report on the radio, my mother laughed happily, because my mother's surname was Wang and she had a quarrel with my father all her life. This time, she is Japanese. My dad was so angry that he struck the table: "This son of a bitch! Your name is Wang Mi Kong? I think you are a bastard! "

-Peking University Kong

19. Lao Huang is not only yellower than us, but also older than us. He grew up in the old revolutionary base area and was an educated youth. Besides studying hard, he is quite dishonest. In his novel, he invented a swearing word: "aim at your mother." As soon as he entered school, Lao Huang explained the mystery of this term to us in detail from the perspective of philology. Everyone admires him and praises him as the secretary of our 93-level Party branch. I said to Lao Huang, it seems that all of you who study Chu Ci are hooligans, and all of you who study Wei, Jin, Sui and Tang Dynasties are gentlemen. With this, Du Li is higher than Qu. Old Huang Xing's eyes lit up and he said seriously: Comrade Qu Yuan is upright and upright, and he cares about the country and the people. He would rather die than collude with corrupt officials. How can you be a rogue? I said, look at your Li Sao. It was clearly written at the beginning: "The offspring of the emperor's testicles is Xi, and the emperor's name is erection." Isn't this yellow enough? Huang Fengxian laughed: "It seems that it is not a good thing for you to study Lu Xun and Hu Shi. Specially ruined our beautiful traditional culture. "

-Peking University Kong

20. On the night of departure, at the airport, I just signed an autograph for a fan and relished the strange smell of durian alone. Suddenly, a kind-hearted middle-aged gentleman came over and greeted me and said, "Mr. Intermediary is really good!" " I said, "Thank you, I don't know my face." The man said, "Sir, have you ever joined a hot monogamous group?" I paused and said, "A monogamous group? I haven't participated. I have participated in a youth writing tour. " The man said, "You must be in a monogamous group. I have seen you on TV in the Spicy Phoenix Room! " "I said," Phoenix TV? Oh, you mean talking with a tiger, right? Yes, I have. The old gentleman has a good eye. I thought to myself, next time I told Hu Yihu that his program was described as a "monogamous group", which was just in line with Wendu Tao's "rape threesome".

-Peking University Kong

20 Classic Quotations 20 _ Classics

1, I used to like watching programs, but now I don't like watching them; It may be gratifying that the idols you once worshipped are no longer worshipped, because it may mean that your life has entered a new stage. The charm or wisdom of those who once charmed you is just the ladder of your life. Once you step on it and go up, when you look back, you will be surprised to find that this ladder is neither bright nor noble. Please don't feel bad about it, because you have crossed it.

2. No matter how good a person is, there will always be people who make you unbearable; No matter how miserable you are, some people think it is the only limited edition.

Since there is nowhere to escape, it is better to be happy. Since there is no pure land, it is better to meditate. Since I didn't get what I wanted, I might as well be relieved. When you return to inner peace, no longer care about gains and losses, no longer criticize others, you will live a perfect life, and the present is where you belong. People's happiness is given by themselves, and their inner satisfaction is complete; If you are not satisfied, it is difficult to get real happiness. The so-called perfection is not the absence of bitterness and joy, but the companionship of bitterness and joy, sadness and joy.

Life is short, don't worry. Some things, gently put down, you may not relax. Some small things, if you think too much, will become big things. Some details, if you think too much, will become tragedy. After all, it is all fantasy. So people are heavy and tired, and their hearts are heavy and tired. Relax like a man.

5, the heart can not be greedy, it is enough to have someone who knows you; People can't fall in love, and a heart that understands you is wealth.

6. Many times, we win words, but lose feelings.

Every time I want to find someone to accompany me, I find that some people can't find it, some people shouldn't, and some people can't.

8. The value of life lies in self-esteem, and the meaning of life lies in hard work.

9. In one's life, some things are unexpected. People's mental maturity is a process of gradual elimination, knowing what is the most important and what is not. Then, be a simple person.

10, when we are strong enough, it is hard for us to be offended, because what once stimulated our self-esteem and was regarded as showing off by us has become our daily life, even dismissive. What shocked our hearts in those days will not reappear in front of us. Calm is because we become stronger.

1 1. Life is like a bumper car. If you touch the right direction, you will be glorious for a lifetime; Touch the right environment and be comfortable for a lifetime; Meet the right luck, it is a lifetime; Touching the right hobby enriches life; If you meet the right lover, you will be happy all your life; If you meet the right lover, you will miss him for life; Touch the right leader and relax for a lifetime; Meet the right friend and be happy for a lifetime; Give this to your friend, and you will be happy all your life.

12, worry about this thing. Cover your mouth and it will run out of your eyes.

13, happiness or misfortune in life depends on where you are facing. Time can experience many things and understand many things; Can prove many things and see through many people; It can cover a lot of dust and wash away a lot of dust. Time can be sealed for many years, and it can also open many memories; Can heal a lot of suffering and wash away a lot of pain; You can underestimate the complexity of the world, or you can calm the world.

14. Mood is reserved for people who know you, not all people who love you know your mind. Not everyone will smile at you.

15, only unhappy people can bask in happiness, and truly happy people have no time to bask in happiness. People who have no money will show off their wealth, while those who have real money will pretend to be poor. People who lack love will show their love every day, and those who really love have long been married and have children. People who are weak in heart should always praise their kindness. People who are really kind are well-known and need not brag. Therefore, what is lacking is what to bask in. Good days are not sun-baked, but live.

16, flowers fall silently, and fallen leaves know autumn. In this crisp autumn afternoon, picking a beam of sunshine, listening to a piano piece, reading a few volumes of poetry books and tasting fragrant tea, I feel that the days are forgotten and full of comfort.

17, you don't have to envy what others have, as long as you work hard, you will have it; You don't have to show off what you have, because others will have it if they are struggling. More happiness, less trouble, regardless of wealth, status, depth of knowledge. Laugh happily every day, sleep when you are tired and laugh when you wake up.

18, be more free and easy, less complaining, and let yourself feel and interpret life with an open mind. Life is too short, don't embarrass yourself. Let's walk through the spring, summer, autumn and winter of life calmly and happily.

19, the true friends around you have little to do with your beauty and ugliness, and have little to do with your money or not, but they must have something to do with your kindness and humor. A friend is not someone who can help you when you are in trouble, but he must be someone who won't laugh at you.

20. Every day we live now is the youngest day in the rest of our lives. Life is too short, don't cherish valuable people and things, and stay away from complaints and dissatisfaction.

On 20 Classic Quotations

1 Some people always complain that they can't find the right person. It doesn't matter once or twice. Too much is a problem. First of all, you should review whether you have any problems. If not, you have to look at your own eyes. Why do you always meet the bad guys? If a broken-up lover can still be friends, it is that he has never loved or is still in love. Some things, not care, but care. There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results. Maturity is to face all the little things with a smile. A person's beauty is not his appearance, but all his past experiences, which leave scars in his heart and fade away slowly, making him strong and quiet. Therefore, elegance is not trained, but an experience. Indifference is not camouflage, but precipitation. In a sense, people will never get old, only appearance will get old, and time will make a soul more and more moving. Happiness is to see the warm lights at home after thousands of miles; It was the first moment when I went home thousands of miles to meet my parents; In the afternoon, lying on the sofa on the balcony basking in the sun, watching my mother busy with the New Year's Eve dinner with a smile; Happiness is that the north wind is blowing outside, and you can eat steaming and delicious meals with your parents; Happiness is to see the smile on parents' faces; It is a family gathering, either noisy or boring. You are still young, you don't know how beautiful it is to be calculated by only one person all your life. Life has ups and downs, and you can't lose your mood without anything. A good life should always have a relaxed heart, and demanding is a sharp knife to stab. If you are cruel to others, others will not spare you. Knowing the loveliness and praise of this world is worthy of our rare life. The detours in life are for everyone to take. Don't worry about your mistakes for too long. Let go of something. Life is to live today. Your bitter fruit today is the foreshadowing of yesterday, and what you are paying now is the flowering of tomorrow. As long as people live in this world, they will have many troubles. But pain and happiness depend on your heart. No matter how heavy the burden is, laughing and crying is also a choice. No matter how unhappy life is, we should learn to warm and comfort ourselves and give ourselves more appreciation and encouragement. There are good times and bad times in life, and there are peaks and valleys. It is a shallow life to be cocky when you are proud and dejected when you are frustrated. In the face of setbacks, if you just complain and be discouraged blindly, it will not only help, but also degrade yourself. The most important thing in life is to have a good grasp of one's own mentality, face all situations with a positive and optimistic attitude, be proud and not arrogant, be frustrated and let the world go through vicissitudes, and I am safe and sound. 10 If a person really loves you, he won't dislike your three-digit weight, your cup between A and C, sporadic acne on your face, slender thighs and slender ankles. If a person really loves you, he will try his best to exercise, so that he can hook you up with a little meat, buy all kinds of delicious food for greedy you, and stare at you like a treasure. . Love is never pandering. Luck is an opportunity that happens to bump into your efforts. People should be far away, people should be close, interests are not driven by deep friendship, and people who set each other off are the best friends; The cause should be farther away, things should be closer, and those who are willing to strive for perfection can achieve great things. 12 A girl who wants a red envelope every day never really wants money, just wants the other person to express her love for you. People who really want money never wear this word, but they can really cheat men out of their pockets. Therefore, what women say is totally different from what they think. The performance of women's love for men is to pester you, bother you and make you suffer. Asking you for a gift and buying it for her is too expensive is true love. 13 I pretended to be indifferent and told myself that I was strong and could bear anything. However, when I was forgotten in the corner, I found that I could not afford to lose, and I would be afraid. Those messy thoughts can no longer be sorted out. I will never hear from you again. I heard that you are better off than me, and I am afraid I will be sad. I'm afraid my depravity will make you laugh. The so-called powerful, blurred me. /kloc-at the age of 0/4, I gradually learned to hide my secrets, keep what I want to say in my heart, and refuse to tell others. Just like an animal, it takes a bunch of useful and useless things back to its cave to hide, and then walks outside the cave, guarding and wandering, not letting anyone near. One day, it was tired. No matter how difficult it is, we have come all the way, why should we be afraid of further places? There is one thing in the world that is more loyal to you than anything else, and that is your experience. The days in your life, the people and things you meet in them, the joys, sorrows, feelings and thoughts brought by these experiences belong to you only, and cannot be transferred to anyone else, even those closest to you. This is your most precious wealth. 16 I hope all women don't choose to get married because there is no way out. I hope all women don't choose to get married because of no way back. I hope that all women, one day, love is not only a thick quilt in the snow, but also a diamond watch that is icing on the cake. 17 I once had a smile in my life, but in the end it dissipated like fog. That smile became a swift river hidden deep in my heart, and I couldn't swim across it. The sound of that river became my desperate song day and night. When I took this step, I thought I would come back one day. Unexpectedly, it was the last time. From then on, I have only the road ahead, no funeral, and no turning back. 19 Some things can't be forced. Love is a two-way street, and unrequited love should have a bottom line. When it reaches the bottom line, it is time to quit. This road is no good. You should think of another way instead of wandering at the crossroads. There's no one here, so there's room for someone. The thing in the world is to like something for a while, and then spend several years torturing yourself why you like it. Don't expect too much from life, life will be full of surprises. 20 classic quotations from life

1, I loved it, I hurt it, and I didn't know until I cried. If it wasn't mine, I shouldn't have it.

2, don't think about rewinding, this is life, not a movie.

Sometimes doing everything for one person is better than doing nothing for others.

We are not good at expressing, so that we are used to guessing. Affirm, deny, repeat, and then we become sensitive and fragile.

5, letting go will be unwilling, unwilling, but not letting go, but the deepest injury is still yourself.

6. I thought the butterfly could not fly over the sea, because it didn't have the courage to fly over the sea. Ten years later, I found that it was not the butterfly that could not fly, but the other side of the sea, without waiting.

7. When you don't ask questions and don't want to know the ins and outs, it's not that you're relieved, but that you have completely stopped loving.

8, love is not complicated, just three words come and go, either I love you, I hate you, or forget it, hello, sorry.

9. The main reason for human progress is that the next generation does not listen to the words of the previous generation. Wesley Ni

10, setbacks will come and go. Tears will flow down and put them away. Nothing can discourage me, because I still have a long way to go, and you, you will definitely come.

1 1. Only when you are down and out, will you know who is a fool who is worried about you and who is the illegitimate child of a stranger.

12, don't look at me from your point of view, you don't understand.

13, don't look at that wound, it will scar one day, and the scar won't fade, but it won't hurt any more.

14, in love, there are always disappointed people, not who you love, who will love you.

15. At that time, he said that he understood your kindness and thought that he had finally won the sincerity. Finally, he held someone's hand. It will be a long time before you understand. Knowing is one thing, and choosing is another.

16, wrong love, just like inappropriate shoes. It hurts to wear it, and it hurts to throw it away.

17. What you think is useless now will definitely be useful in the future. Don't be perfunctory about what you are doing now.

18, people's eyes are made up of black and white, but why does God want people to see things only through the black part? Because life must go through darkness to see the light.

19, life is so short, the world is so chaotic, I don't want to quarrel, I don't want to have a cold war, I don't want to have a second regret with you.

20. A friend is someone who doesn't know what I'm talking about, but you know everything.