Funny sentences about studying medicine

1. Those who get up early are those studying medicine and those who collect rags; those who go to bed late are those studying medicine and those who work in massage parlors; those who cannot eat on time are those studying medicine and those who beg for food; those who study on weekends are those studying medicine Those who set up street stalls, those who cannot make the wrong steps are those who study medicine and those who host programs, those who find it difficult to quit after joining are those who study medicine and those in the underworld, those who cannot fight back after being beaten are those who study medicine and those who are in prison...

2. There is a little person living in the heart of every medical student, from the skeleton to the upper muscles, organs, blood vessels and lymph... But he is a silent and handsome man who never tells me during the exam that the cecum is located on the right side. iliac fossa. If you know students of traditional Chinese medicine, they will enter the realm of seeing people as other than human beings. In their eyes, everyone is just a ball of "qi".

3. It is the golden period for you to accumulate a lot of jokes until you are working as an intern. We are no longer surrounded by thick-skinned medical students who cannot analyze white spots suspected of being parasites while eating delicious food. I also don’t know the consequences of exposing my illness in front of medical students. At worst, I will be told, “Drink more water and go to sleep.” At worst, I will be treated as a living specimen if I fail to seek comfort.

4. How much money do you think a new-age nurse like me can earn? Let me tell you: Ever since I entered this high-end and elegant hospital and became a low-key, luxurious and meaningful nurse, my whole life has been Today, when faced with some family members who are homely and squeamish and have no limits, we change from simple, beautiful and fresh-faced people to strong and gentle women on the outside. Faced with low-end, rough and unscrupulous patients, we become calm, deep and indifferent.

Faced with the inspection of complex fashion international standards, we are all full of positive energy, even our friends are shocked!

5. You spend (5 3 X) years Finally became a qualified doctor, and also a qualified single man! Goudan, a classmate next door to Ergou's family, completed nine years of compulsory education in 6+3 years. Later, when the country opened up its two-child policy, I heard that Goudan was planning to give birth to a puppy again.