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QQ Dynamic Personalized Signature Talk Part 1

1. Let me get used to every day without you, I don’t think I can do it.

2. When we understand happiness, that is when we understand how to cherish it.

3. Some people say that I am too lazy to have cramps, but in fact I am too lazy to even have cramps.

4. Later I realized that speaking different words and showing different attitudes to different people is a very valuable skill, not hypocrisy.

5. Care about yourself and love yourself, only then will someone care about you and love you.

6. Don’t take yourself too seriously. You never know if something falls from the sky and knocks you half to death.

7. If you just wait for something to happen, you will only get older.

8. Be calm about gains and indifferent about losses, let nature take its course, and strive for the inevitable. Calm in time, grow old in time.

9. Deteriorated feelings are like deteriorated things, you can only throw them away but not keep them.

10. Happiness is so simple yet so far away.

11. Hold on to expectations and dreams, rub shoulders with those you don’t love, and join hands with those you love.

12. In the end, I underestimated your place in my heart.

13. Your loneliness is because you expect someone to care but don’t want to be overly disturbed by anyone. This is a complicated human being.

14. Every scene we touch brings back memories we can’t forget.

15. It is not easy for a person who is too soft-hearted to be happy. If others hurt her or she hurts others, it will make her sick in her heart.

16. I am a madman who only loves you from a long, long time ago to a long, long time later.

17. Time is a good medicine to soothe wounds. After a long time, many things will be forgotten.

18. Everyone’s heart is like a city, inhabited by a very important person.

19. If you don’t belong to yourself, you will feel tired just by looking at it.

20. People have the habit of judging good or bad based on the first impression. When they think a person is good, they will love the whole house. When they think a person is bad, they will deny it completely. QQ Dynamic Personalized Signature Talk Part 2

21. Sometimes, habits are scarier than likes.

22. I don’t say how much I like it, but I just want to have it all the time.

23. While you have the idea of ??growing old together with others, you are also prepared to die alone.

24. I have walked so many bumps and bumps along the way, how can I not give up, how can I not feel distressed.

25. The purest thing in the world is the soul, and the dirtiest thing in the world is also the soul.

26. I still love you as always, but now I am just a stranger in your eyes.

27. The gradually tired wings cover you with courage.

28. The dream is no longer to ride a horse and drink to the end of the world, but to go home no matter how late it is.

29. Anything that confuses you is enough to destroy you.

30. May you live a happy life instead of being happy. May you have no weaknesses and no need for armor.

31. We can’t go back, we can’t go back to those green years, we can’t go back to that simplicity and perfection, we can’t go back to that day of true pride.

32. You are the person I have loved, struggled with, let go of, and still want to devote all my love to.

33. Some people have some things, and when we understand them, we are no longer young.

34. I don’t need everyone to nod when I do things. I live to make people who hate me more and more unhappy.

35. I don’t leave any traces because I don’t want your thoughts to overflow.

36. People who have not seen each other for a long time have endless emotions that can be expressed in thousands of words.

37. Happiness is the perfect uniqueness of love, and tears are the misfortune of a beautiful encounter.

38. Some people say that parallel lines are the scariest, but I think the scariest ones are intersecting lines. Although they had crossed paths before, they ended up drifting away from each other and getting further and further apart.

39. Joy and tears go together at all times.

40. These days, the chance of finding true love is about the same as the chance of being struck by lightning. QQ Dynamic Personalized Signature Talk Part 3

41. You can do whatever it takes, because the winner is king.

42. Later, people who didn’t understand love gradually understood. After that, people who know how to love don’t dare to love anymore.

43. The beauty of some things is just the process, not how it starts and ends.

44. Go the farthest way with your original intention.

45. If love is really that simple, why should you be so embarrassed?

46. Not every sorry sentence can give you an okay, sometimes it will be a slap.

47. Now you have no qualifications to ask me to change for you -

48. If you are a candy that no one loves, you must have a unique label.

49. I can’t let go of your love for me. This is either a sadness or a comfort.

50. The important thing is not to have everything but to have what you want right next to you.

51. I try to forget you just like I tried to spend my life with you.

52. No matter how naive we are, as long as we experience love, we will grow up.

53. When did we fall in love with silence, but we were afraid of loneliness.

54. Many people do not need to see each other again, because they are just passing by. Forgetting is the best memorial to each other.

55. You cannot be friends after a breakup because you have hurt each other.

56. I don’t care about everything about you at all.

57. A true best friend will not disappear from your side, will not leave the meeting halfway when you are in crisis, and will not quit in the middle of your life.

59. One person has one idea, don’t let your thoughts influence my behavior.

60. If you feel capable enough to play with me, I don’t mind staying with you till the end. qq personality dynamic talk collection

1. Seeing the yellowing ears of wheat, I smiled. It reminds me that if there were no poor people like us, how many rich people would starve to death.

2. If you don’t take the initiative, you will lose it. If you take the initiative, you will not cherish it. This is the human heart.

3. Lonely people, on lonely nights, smoke lonely cigarettes, hum lonely songs, and enjoy loneliness.

4. There is no shame in having only one woman in your life.

5. Like ourselves now and miss who we were in the past.

6. I am still waiting for you where you are, but you have forgotten that you have ever been here.

7. Some people are full of hostility and malice because they have never been treated gently. I believe that I can always be gentle because I met kind people when I was young.

8. There are many people who are willing to accompany you, but very few who will stay with you until the end.

9. When I was a child, the things I hated the most were eating and sleeping. Now that I think about it, why am I so mean?

10. One day, your edges will be smoothed by the world. You will pull out the thorns in your body, and you will learn to smile at the people you hate.

11. It’s like a cactus that is obviously alive and well but can’t accept anyone’s hug anymore.

12. I miss the days when I was a kid, when I would have lunch with my friends and just yell downstairs without calling or sending WeChat messages.

13. How disappointing You never understand how sad and painful

14. A woman is most beautiful when she doesn’t love you

15. I don’t want a long-term romance but I can’t get it. Jiuban's Confession

16. Although I am an unknown pawn on the chessboard, I have never taken a step back.

17. I am just afraid that my stubborn persistence will become such a disdain for you.

18. Some people are here to love you, and some people are here to teach you

19. No one is perfect, just let nature take its course, and life will take its course. Let go and be beautiful. Be a sunflower tribe, face the sunshine, don’t feel sorry for yourself, and live your most brilliant self every day. Only by controlling your mood can your life be beautiful; although your mood is not everything in life, it can control everything in life. Don't be moved easily, because what you need is not someone who moves you, but someone who can be with you.

20. A woman can only be a lolita for a few years, but a man can be an uncle for a long time.

Twenty-one, best friends, laugh together, cry together, and have sex together. I am very happy to have you.

22. The farthest distance in the world is not life and death, but the same mistake. You are in the classroom and I am in the office.

23. I am short of words, so you won’t care about what I say.

24. I am hurt and deceived because I am too cowardly. I have been in a relationship for so long. It turns out that I am a fool. People really don’t take you seriously at all. Tears are really worthless. Leave forever. Don't miss it anymore.

25. The first few seconds of ambiguity are really like love

26. Always know that you are not in love with me, but I am a bitch, Can't bear to leave.

27. When you trust someone without reservation, there will only be two results in the end, either that person in life, or a lesson in life.

Twenty-eight, forcing a smile, only you know how tired you are.

29. A fuel-efficient lamp is by no means a good lamp!

Thirty. Breaking up means that you no longer love each other. Those high-sounding reasons are not to make the other person feel better, but to make yourself feel better.

Thirty-one, people will have bad moods, indescribable loss, incomprehensible sadness, and incomprehensible confusion.

32. In fact, we just want to find someone who we can talk to and suit our temperaments. We are comfortable together but miss each other after being apart for a long time. Love is like this, friendship is the same.

33. There are no surprises, no hugs, no laughter. Today I graduated.

34. There is no boyfriend who cannot coax people, only feelings that are not enough to like. Personalized talk about QQ space dynamics

1. Three things that parents can’t understand the most: turning on the air conditioner and covering up with quilts, turning on the TV and playing with mobile phones, and listening to music while doing homework.

2. Except for me, no one is suitable to grow old with you.

3. Those who can’t lose weight are always in a commotion, and those who can’t eat fat have nothing to fear.

4. Mom asked me why I didn’t clean up my room. It’s a joke, I’m a messy woman.

5. As a poor student, sometimes I really hope that the questions are as difficult as possible. Anyway, I can’t write them. It’s enough to be a top student.

6. I wish I could be your soul friend, without tears or burden, just companionship.

7. If you are not blind, don’t know me from other people’s mouths!

8. I hope you can throw a bag of snacks at my face, as simple and crude as this friendship.

9. Don’t just come back to me when no one wants you and treat me as a recycling bin.

10. For people like us who are usually funny and playful, if you occasionally act a little normal, people around you will think you are in a bad mood.

11. I would rather get drunk on a night like this than not be able to fall asleep thinking about you.

12. Good songs will last forever, and people who are worthy will be willing to wait for as long as possible.

13. Teacher, your Yida is your pile, a pile of sugar-free homework, caring about the holidays, and caring about you even more

14. Time is never for Any earth-shaking move will turn back the memory. The most personal words to share

15. For a moment, because of one person’s words, it was like being splashed with cold water. Suddenly, I was cold from head to toe. Language is something that It is so weak when expressing love, but so sharp when expressing hurt.

16. When we meet again, I will smile gracefully, walk calmly, and not panic without you.

17. Youth is like a strong drink. After getting drunk, we will spend our whole lives remembering it.

18. Don’t be embarrassed to reject others. Those who have the nerve to embarrass you are not good people anyway.

19. Later, when I recalled my youth, it was all like you and no one else.

20. I think the most powerful person in the world is the one who goes to bed when he is told to sleep, gets up when he is told to get up, and does his homework when he is told to do his homework.

21. Why do superheroes wear so tight clothes? Because saving people is more important.

22. If you say not to leave, I will leave behind the liquor and my freedom.

23. In fact, the world is not big and it is the same wherever you go. The key is that the people you care about care about you.

24. I don’t need to distinguish between east, west, north and south. Anyway, I will go to the side where you are.

25. There is no need to work hard to change yourself. Even if you try your best to be the most perfect, people who don’t love you still don’t love you.

26. Many stories have ended before they are staged; many people have left before they even take the stage.

27. There are many people who can laugh with you, but few who can walk with you.

28. Don’t be a bad person, because there will always be people who will trample on your tolerance and accommodation as weakness and incompetence.

29. The girl took her boyfriend’s iPad to her best friend’s house to play and found that the wifi was automatically connected.

30. If you don’t have much ability, don’t have a big temper, otherwise you will be in trouble. If you don't have much ability, don't have too much desire, otherwise you will be in pain.

31. The love I want is from school uniform to wedding dress, your mother becomes my mother.

32. For your Audi, your wife’s Dior, and your son’s Oreo, fight for it, you Sao Nian!

33. We clearly agreed to fail the exam together, But you secretly passed.

34. The left eye has never seen the right eye, so it doesn’t know how to comfort it, it only knows how to cry with it.

35. Getting express delivery feels like reuniting with a long-lost relative, but often after taking it apart, you find that the child looks like Lao Wang next door.

36. The moment I first met you, I had already spent a lifetime with you in my mind.

37. There is no such thing as young and frivolous in this society, only the winner takes all.

38. How to describe a very beautiful girl? If we put her in ancient times, she could support a brothel.

39. Yesterday I participated in a pigeon-flying competition in the city. As a result, I went alone.

40. If my best friend is good at playing, she will be a child, and if she is not good, she will be like Zhen Huan. ; When we get along well, it’s like Water Margin, but when we don’t get along, it’s like Shanghai Beach.

43. At first, you feel distressed when she frowns, but later, you are not too nervous when she sheds tears.

44. Maybe everyone falls in love with someone who can only be forgotten at the age when their memory is best.

45. People who can put down their own temper and bow to your bad temper are not because they are afraid of you, but because they know how to cherish them better than you.

46. If you have a fight one day, you must call me. I can stand up and make your opponent look cool.

47. My lifelong waiting cannot be exchanged for your momentary gaze.

48. If someone compliments you on how good-looking you are, how should you respond in a low-key manner? Louder, I can’t hear you!

49. From now on, you are dead It has nothing to do with me whether I am alive or not. It doesn't matter whether I am injured or disabled.

50. In this world, there is always a person who makes you helpless. Even if he is useless, even if he has bad deeds, you still have to have him. This is the pi of emotion, infinite and endless. qq dynamic talk encyclopedia qq dynamic talk about what to say

1. New friends slowly become old friends, and old friends slowly become strangers. We are together throughout our lives, and we meet and lose along the way. .

2. I have never tried to be nice to someone like this. I just want to give purely and even forget to care about the response.

3. I feel sleepy even before I get up. Otherwise, why would I cry? I must be sleepy.

4. After separation, my hands can no longer touch your warmth.

5. Maybe I am tired and don’t want to cause myself any more pain. So I buried my pain quietly.

6. If you love someone, as long as he is happy, you will be willing to sacrifice everything for him.

7. How fragile is the relationship between us? I know that as long as I turn off the computer and phone, you may never contact me again in this life.

8. I thought I was afraid of the moment of farewell, but it turns out that I am also afraid of reunion.

9. Too many friendships that I once complacently vowed to cherish have been eroded by time and lost to self-righteousness.

10. The only thing in the world that will become better and better with the passage of time is memories.

11. When we were young, we gave up, thinking that it was just a relationship, but later we realized that it was actually a lifetime.

12. Self-deprecation is just to make people shut up before being laughed at.

13. The saddest thing in the world is this. He has forgotten you and you still love him.

14. I used to dislike the fact that I looked like a student. Now I envy those children.

15. Women who don’t work hard have only two consequences: endless street stall goods and endless vegetable markets.

16. I want to be by your side, no matter whether there is tomorrow or not, all the waiting is just for the season of falling in love with you.

17. When you cry, cry with all your strength, when you laugh, laugh with all your strength, and play all games with all your strength.

18. In front of the Chinese team, the Thai team wearing yellow jerseys suddenly looked like the Brazilian team.

19. When the whole world agrees to rain together. Let's make an appointment to be clear in our hearts together.

20. If you have something to do, go directly to the topic. Don’t use your ignorance to challenge my blacklist.

21. My seriousness and your cruelty create the last scar.

22. Since we have reached today and have the current social status and responsibilities, we can only move forward, move forward, and move forward again! Don't go backwards.

23. When you enter the palace of marriage, look back at the woman who has been with you through so many ups and downs and never forget her.

24. Remember, happiness does not depend on who you are or what you have, it only depends on what you think.

25. You don’t really need to be beautiful to like someone, as long as you like her every move is enough to make your heart beat.

26. I can only hold on to our memories and your figure that remains in my memory, crying, laughing and missing you at the same time.

27. You must dare to face it, only then can you dare to think, dare to speak, dare to do, and dare to take responsibility. If you want to face it but don't dare, what else will happen?

28. I tried to hold my right hand with my left hand, giving myself the simplest warmth. Stop asking for others to give and start learning to give to yourself.

29. I am deaf and cannot hear that I love you, I am blind and cannot see your sincerity, I am mute and cannot express my love for you, but my heart is intact and can feel love.

30. Life is like a multiple-choice question. What bothers you is often the many choices, not the question itself.

31. I see that your face is blue, your pupils are dilated, you have epilepsy in your upper body, and you have a stroke in your lower body. How about I book a seat for you first?

32. Work on QQ, refuse to chat. If you want to force a chat, you will be charged 50 cents, punctuation marks, half price, monthly card 30% off, doubled at night.

33. There is a series of choices in life. People who often wander at crossroads do so because they never remember the choice they made when they came.

34. Your smile looks so sweet and cute. You don’t look like a sad child, but why do you always look so worried?

35. There is only one reason that makes you confused, thinking too much and doing too little. Don’t forget, only action can create a person.

36. Those bitches, listen up. When I straighten my back and step on my high heels, I won’t even know how you died.

37. We have the same youth, have different dreams, experience different tests, and achieve different selves.

38. My world will be perfect with you. So I can't lose you.

39. Listen to the gentle flow of water, watch the flowers bloom and fall, lament how sad life is, and miss others who don’t understand.

40. The person you really love always makes you angry, but you can't find out what he has done wrong.

41. Sometimes, it’s not that the other person doesn’t care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

42. A friend is like an umbrella, it will always be by your side no matter it is sunny or rainy!

43. I think I will never forget the group of lunatics who went crazy with me in those years.

44. When you are sensible, you are more sensible than anyone else; when you are an asshole, you are an asshole than anyone else!

45. In your heart, is there a person who you will never mention again, but will never forget.

46. In the years when the curtain does not end, let love bloom like never before.

47. You say my reasons suck, but I can’t find a better excuse.

48. Thinking of those times, I want to say, it was so stupid at that time, but it was so good.

49. If it’s not your heart, you won’t feel pain. If it’s not your injury, you won’t understand.

50. When you cry, tears fall and your heart breaks.

51. Age cannot retain the confusion of youth, and years cannot take away the frivolity of the past.

52. I don’t expect to meet you by chance one day. I will only stand on the road you must take and wait for you.

53. No matter how cold the stone is, it will warm up after sitting on it for three years.

54. Enemies who become friends are more reliable than friends, and friends who become enemies are more dangerous than enemies.

55. If one day I change. Please tell me. What was I like before?

56. The best feeling is that when I look at you, you are already staring at me.

57. Baby, can you always pamper me and let me do as you do now.

58. I want to live in a small town with you and enjoy endless dusk and an endless life.

59. Is there anyone who has love like me but dare not say it? How helpless this feeling is.

60. Live a happy life with an indifferent attitude.

61. It’s because you can’t hold on anymore, or it’s my willfulness that pushes you away.

62. You are my world, but you don’t want me anymore.

63. The dance swaying on the tip of the pen is the strongest flash of red under the spotlight.

64. Everything started to be ambiguous because of loneliness.

65. Love is just a matter of taking things easy, and life is nothing more than ordinary.

66. I am not elegant, happy or beautiful at all. I am not your perfect beauty.

67. If you are willing, I will accompany you from now on.

68. It turns out that not all injuries will be fine as long as you say sorry.

69. Don’t give up even if you die, don’t sigh even if you die poor, let those who laugh at you become a joke.

70. Only after being hurt by a rich and handsome man will the goddess think of the loser who was the best to her.