A comic novel crossing rivers and lakes

The evil girl enters the play, the best rookie in the rivers and lakes, the chaos in the rivers and lakes, and the flat girl unconsciously learns to cross and fall into the rotten pit;

Don't cry, don't make trouble, don't hang yourself, and the poor fool becomes a rookie.

Trap and abduct the world, eat, drink and be merry in the rivers and lakes;

Wine luminous glass, I don't play with you, I play with who.

Wang Bao chased all over the street, and now experts are flying all over the sky;

Four beauty killers, beautiful women cry and pretend.

Running a brothel is chaotic, and chickens fly and dogs jump.

Keep your own money in your pocket, regardless of others' lives.

Buddha said, "If I don't go to hell, who will?"

The rookie said, "If I don't go to heaven, how can you go to hell?"

Confucius said, "It's a pleasure to learn from the times."

The rookie said, "If you study from time to time, your life will soon be over."

Lan said, "This woman is a demon, and mosquitoes and flies are far away."

The rookie said, "This blue is an angel, and flies and mosquitoes sting."

Pro: "Not only is this article good-looking."

The rookie said, "Come in and have a look, just Zhihu."

The hostess introduced: Venus Man, a standard' problem girl' in Auspicious College, not only has poor grades, but also has poor looks.

Eating, drinking, whoring and gambling are not her words, but bullying the good and fearing the evil is her principle. It is her dream to win the beautiful men in the world, and her goal is to gather the beautiful women in the world in her future brothel.

Her biggest hobbies are flirting with beautiful men, bullying beautiful women and eating and drinking Lazar. Oh, no, it should be beer and skittles. Her biggest interest is to open a cowherd shop and pick up girls by herself.

But one day, good news, good news, Venus was gone. What? Where have you been? Hey, aren't you just following the trend? Listen, this girl only hurt this place, even the great ancients.

Well, it won the lottery and was put into someone else's body. This person is still a ................................................................................................................................................... Would you like to know the following series of wonderful, funny and ambiguous storylines? So welcome to the best rookie fight, right?

In ancient times, ghosts crossed rivers and lakes, and I was a gangster. Will I be scared by a small crossing?

Well, no, but there is!

In my opinion, this is just a time travel with no end.

However, when you come to ancient times, you must first change your name, otherwise you will be laughed at by the ancients.

Well, let's call it the Arabian Nights!

Hmm? And travel companions?

Ok, I'll take it.

But ... too many partners, right?

Well, it doesn't matter. The more, the better. Take one when you see one!

Jealous? Fight? That won't do!

My tour group is a civilized group, and there can be no illegal activities!

Kill each other? That would be even worse!

Who else will accompany me when the whole army is wiped out!

Leave me alone and continue to be disabled?

All right! Look at me, a modern talented woman, how can a beautiful woman go out by herself!

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Want to arrest me? Is it that easy?

Of course not,' butterfly with a thousand faces' is not a hollow name.

Knowing that you set a trap and waited for yourself to jump in, you still ran happily.

While I was admiring my baby, it flew by itself and hit my head accurately.

When I woke up again, I was in the depths of an unknown forest, accompanied by the culprit who attacked me-turning into a bug and claiming to be a god beast Qinglong.

What? This is a different time and space? I'm honored to travel through time?

Don't! My father and mother! My master! Modern babies waiting for my good luck! No, I'm going back.

What? I can't go back, you son of a bitch. I will strangle you.

Baby? You mean this place is full of treasures that modern times don't have?

Well, I can't stay here. When I love the children here enough, if you don't get me back, I will strangle you. No, it's too cheap for you. Hey, hey, I want to try fried Xiaolong. Haha.

See how a modern thief steals money, things, people and hearts in another world.

Too many things will be a disaster, and so will people's hearts.