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Humorous sentences of migrant workers
Migrant workers have two acres of land, one acre of land during the day is to fill their stomachs, and one acre of land at night is to cultivate their future. Workers, stand up!
It is difficult to make money at noon on weekdays. Who knows that the money in the bag can't make ends meet every month Broken in two in one minute, still tight at the end of the month. Please pay tribute to the god of wealth at once. There are candles and fruits at home.
The factory is not my home, and my salary will never increase; The food is really bad, and the pumpkin is fried every day; Oil-free and tasteless sandy, so tired and want to go home.
5, another year passed, and after the holiday, I was happy to kill. I'm bored, sleepy and in a daze at work. Don't substitute laziness for work, and be careful that the boss will deduct wages! Boy, work hard, the boss is watching you!
6, working life is really bad, you can eat grass in the dish; The flies in the soup are taking a bath, and the ants on the table are racing; There is little oil in the dish, mosquitoes bite under the table, and the rice is not full.
7. There is no money if you don't work, and there is no money if you work. I'm just hungry for a while, and I starve to death if I don't work. Good morning, worker!
8. Migrant workers have two acres of land, one acre during the day to fill their stomachs and one acre at night to cultivate their future. Workers, stand up!
9. Dare to go to the moon for nine days, dare to catch turtles in the five oceans, but dare not be late, because being late will deduct money. Good morning, worker!
10, you can't earn much money by working, but working more can make you have no time to spend money. Work hard! Workers!
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