Ask for 5 jokes

First, the strongest flight attendant in history

1. (During boarding, flight attendant MM greeted guests at the gate of the plane, and a handsome guy came on board ...)

Flight attendant MM: "Welcome aboard, what seat are you in?"

handsome guy: "I'm Scorpio, and you!" "

stewardess (with a shy face): "Really, what a coincidence, I'm also a Scorpio ..."

The passengers in the queue at the back fainted.

2. (After boarding, the announcement rings ...)

Stewardess: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this flight. Please sit on the runway and fasten your seat belts. Our plane will take off soon ..." Passengers are suddenly cold ...

3. (The plane is taking off with a loud roar. Stewardess A and Stewardess B are sitting there.

stewardess a had to repeat it loudly again, but stewardess b still shook her head to show that she couldn't hear.

At this moment, the passenger came over and leaned into stewardess B's ear and said, "Miss, she said my nose hair was exposed!" -_-！ !

4. (The plane finally "climbed" into the sky and entered a stable flight state, and the stewardess began to deliver drinks ...)

"Ding Dong ~"

A male passenger rang the call bell.

stewardess: "What can I do for you, sir?"

the male passenger is silent. It may be the first time to fly, and he is a little nervous. )

The stewardess explained, "This is a call bell. If you need to press it again, we will help you in time!"

the passenger man nodded.

but before flight attendant MM returned to her seat, the call bell rang again. The stewardess MM looked back and saw the passenger man stand up and shouted at the bell: "Coke with ice ~"

Stewardess: ...

5. (Stewardess is delivering drinks ...)

"Hello, madam! Would you like something to drink? "

The middle-aged female passenger said shyly, "No,no."

So the stewardess whispered, "It's free ..."

Female passenger: "Ah? It's free! I want a glass of orange juice, a cup of coke, a cup of coffee, and ... "

After that, the female passenger thought about it and took out a bottle from her bag and said," Give me some more soy milk in it! I want to drink the plane ticket back. "

The stewardess is dizzy ...

6. (The stewardess perks up and continues to deliver drinks ...)

Stewardess: "Would you like orange juice or apple juice, sir?"

Passenger: "Do you have any orange juice that tastes like apples?"

The stewardess continues to feel dizzy ...

7. (The stewardess is holding the wall to deliver drinks ...)

Stewardess: "Hello, what can I do for you?

passenger: "can I have a glass of water?"

stewardess: "Sure, mineral water?"

passenger: "do you have any juice?"

stewardess: "Yes, which do you want, orange juice or peach juice?"

passenger: "Do you have any coke?"

stewardess: "Yes, do you need ice?"

passenger: "then give me a coffee!" "

stewardess: @% $ @ & × ...

8. (Flight attendant MM has two coffees in her hand? Cabin ...)

At this moment, a passenger pointed out of the window and asked the stewardess, "Miss, what kind of lake is this?"

flight attendant MM replied, "coffee pot."

The passenger is dizzy ...

9. (Ding-dong, the bell is ringing again ...)

Passenger: "Miss, do you have nail clippers?"

stewardess: "Do you think I am Tinker Bell ..."