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Wu Jialin's songs
Lyrics: Linlin
I just play a broken acoustic guitar and sing casually.
Who knew there were so many guns?
One started with a thug, and I fell.
Really lying down and getting shot.
I don't have a gun, only a strong heart.
Resurrection in a place full of blood on the battlefield
Oh ~ I was so angry that the battalion chief picked up the pistol himself
Aim for my poor heart.
There was another loud noise.
I'm not a female king kong
It can't be perfect
If everyone is the same,
Who else will raise a gun?
I'm not a female king kong
You must carry everything by yourself.
But that's what I am.
Even if you lie down, you will be shot.
be covered with cuts and bruises
To friends who play music.
Lyrics: At that time, Linlin was carrying an acoustic guitar and holding a drum stick in his hand, trying to break through the world. He also wants to fight everywhere. He also dreams of becoming an artist. Oh, let's be realistic. He grew his long hair and swayed and sang to the music until his voice became hoarse. Oba, do you want me or it? Look, his girlfriend is starting to resist. When one day no one knows your world, please don't give up your music. Say goodbye easily. When one day all the inspiration fades and you can no longer find that feeling, please look at yourself and your initial beliefs. When one day we all lost to time and our lives changed, please don't sigh that this is the experience of growing up. When one day we can still play music together in our eighties, please look at each other and say thank you to him.
Pang zi chi fan
Lyrics: Wu Jialin Hey, you big fat man, you have to eat cakes, potato chips, fried chicken and sandwiches after eating so much. Which one do you dislike? Hey, you don't know fat people. When you are full, you have the strength to lose your stomach. This is the last time. Hey, you big fat man, have you forgotten the oath you just made yesterday? Who said that you would never touch any snacks again and bought a cabinet of Koneko? Hey, come on. Don't lose face, at least I'll treat you to hamburgers, chicken wings and a hunger strike. Starting from tomorrow, hey, you big fat man, have you forgotten the oath you just made yesterday? Who said you lost weight or died and secretly bought meat to eat? Hey, don't lose face, at least I'll put on pants that I couldn't put on last year. Fat man will start a hunger strike tomorrow. Eat, eat, eat until the chair collapses. I ate my girlfriend and ran away. Oh, stop crying. Eat, eat, eat. I know you are hungry. Eat, eat, eat. Don't say that. You also eat (no more) rap: I can't run a kilometer, but I can't get into the car. They say I am happy, but I can't walk into your heart. This world is unfair. Thin as lightning is the truth. Looking back on my weight loss plan, it was all for nothing. Kiss fat, eat fat, eat fat, eat fat, eat fat, eat fat, eat fat, eat fat, eat fat, eat fat.
The cost of growth
Lyrics: The growth rate of Wu Jialin seems to be that a flower has already borne fruit before it germinates. People around you who are sour, sweet, bitter and spicy say, let's go. The speed of parents' aging seems to be that a flower only blooms after struggling in the wind. I am not afraid to accompany it with my heart. Look at me. When I grow up, I can't find the familiar doll in Andersen's fairy tales anymore. Maybe for a long time. I'm really not as scary as I thought. I can't see the stars shining on my head. I can't see my father's "bloody BMW". Maybe when I grow up, I turn my dream into a joke. Time has changed the appearance of you and me. I lost my youth, my childlike innocence and the price of my dream. Maybe so. There is always a little bit of hope, and time has changed the appearance of you and me. I stumbled, looking for the price of my dream growth. Maybe so.
Hanging beam and stinger
Lyrics: Wu Jialin, hanging beam, stabbing, you ... hanging beam, stabbing, hanging beam, stabbing, I ... hanging beam, stabbing, why am I unstable? Why did Teacher Wang say that I didn't study hard? Why do my grades always tell me not to watch others make rapid progress? I drank an altar of vinegar, and I vaguely heard you talking about hanging beam, stabbing stocks, Sun Jing and Su Qin. This example is really cool. Sun Jing's hanging beam, bald head, natural holes in Su Qin. I'm hanging a beam. I stab my head with white cloth all day and all night. I never give up. I supervise me. I encourage me to suffer. I can't cry. I'm reading Marshal Hua Gai so hard. I'm hanging a beam, but I don't have a braid. I stab my thigh, but I don't have an awl. Using rope instead of braid and chopsticks instead of awl are not melodramatic. Remember the examples of Sun Jing and Su Qin? I finally made progress in the exam. Classmates and friends are envious. Mr. Wang said that pride will make people go backwards. The top scholar won the second place because of hanging beam and stabbing stocks.
barely
Lyrics: Wu Jialin walked alone on this road, with marshmallows on the trees beside him, weaving myths. Aloha is printed on the billboard. You hold the guitar and I listen to you hum and sing the hula. Clouds are light and the wind is light, bagpipes are light and catkins are scattered. The misty rain dispersed, and the drunken flowers were shocked. Familiar sweetness said to me loudly, I, I, I, I, I, I can't bear to part with your bulging pearl. It shook its head, wondering what the sticky snail was looking at. Pearls are wrapped in our dependence. Snails cling tightly to pearls that are reluctant to leave. It shook its head, wondering what the sticky snail was looking at. Snails stick tightly and can't bear to leave.
Daydreaming.
Lyrics: Wu Jialin has nothing to do with it. Look in the mirror and learn a few lines. He grabbed the microphone countless times, but there were countless times. He has nothing to do with posing. He has nothing to dream of. POSE Star didn't learn to put on airs like the other time. Daydreaming Bala, oh, like a dream. Phoenix flute is moving. Barra, oh, I'm intoxicated only because I'm in this mountain. Xiao Yueyu bow, Bala, ah, intoxicated, shocked back to a thousand miles dream, tears scattered in the wind. A tree blooms in front of the plum tree, and it is successful when it is awake. When the autumn wind blows, it is neither painful nor itchy, and it is not easy to let go. Smile and you will succeed, like spring flowers shining in my heart.
Blue dolphin day
Word: Chen Yufeng
Song: Walking hand in hand by the sea reminds you to work hard. Naughty seagulls are gentle breezes. I pray that your happy hands will drive away your troubles. Close your eyes and listen to the cheerful rhythm of the sea. Dolphins hold hands to add to your happiness in the sunset. In your heart, the blue dolphins stay together and shed tears, drawing a touch of sadness. Learn to bravely challenge and run towards sea and the sky. Happiness is printed on Blue Dolphin Day.
Xiao Ming
Lyrics: After 90, Wu Jialin has a Xiaoming in his heart. He is a typical figure of our generation. He runs around with different application problems in his math book, and foreigners greet him every day. In fact, Xiaoming is an ordinary individual. He was tortured by exam-oriented education like a psychopath. There are too many Xiaoming in this era. It seems that these Xiaoming's future is bright. Xiaoming's next generation is Xiao Xiaoming, who is a drug addict. At that time, there were countless PM hours of additives in milk powder (there have been countless). Xiaoming is still working on application problems, not to mention having time to exercise. Xiaoming doesn't believe it. He went to several comments and didn't reply (the score was zero)
old
Lyrics: Linlin Finally, one day I changed from junior to senior, giving my seat to the children in the car. They all said that my aunt thanked me for not receiving much lucky money and sent it out. Am I older than that? I've been looking for my brother and her girlfriend for three years. Now, am I over age? Talking about puppy love and seeing the distance between reality and dreams getting farther and farther? Am I older than that? Don't I find myself getting old? Happy birthday to me when I am old, and live for myself every moment of every day. Am I old, old? I remember everything here, even though I have no money, no house, no car and dreams.
cotton-padded trousers
Lyrics: The rickety tree outside the window of Linlin told me that it was biting cold today, and my mother dug up a piece of me that I didn't like to wear cooler. Seen from a distance, it is just a rag. I don't care about the temperature today, I still want to cool down. I want to cry when I go out Oh, my God. My Lord went home and put on the cooler me that I least like to wear. Some people say that I am wearing dirt, and some people say that my legs are so thick. Thick legs, thick legs, comfortable. I'm glad of my mother's advice. I am soft and warm. I feel better, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot,
Other people's children
When I was a child, I knew one thing: other children are more sensible than me. He doesn't have to sleep, eat or write papers day and night. Every parent has known you since childhood. Look at other children's cerebellar melon seeds. What about you? You didn't know until you ate so much. Your brain is not long. Tell me that my parents are not an ambitious child. A flower, a child of my own, alas, tofu dregs, Baba Baba Baba Baba Baba Baba Baba Baba Baba Baba Baba Baba Baba Baba Baba Baba Baba Baba Baba Baba Baba Baba Baba Baba Baba Baba Baba Baba Baba Baba Baba Baba Baba Baba Baba Baba.
Normal university sister paper song
Lyrics: Linlin, the sister paper of our Normal University is really special. Many of them are white and beautiful, and they can carry buckets inside and outside. They can also defeat the appearance of Lori of Warcraft. The gentleness of the royal elder sister is never extravagant for men. As long as you help me carry the bucket, I will play Warcraft with you. Most importantly, there is no sorrow, sorrow, sorrow, sorrow of gay friends. Neither of them has a boyfriend to drag around. Ah, procrastination, procrastination, why don't you open your mouth? How can adolescence be free of acne? Go, go, go, go, go, go, miss winter, summer, spring and autumn.
Math tortured me a thousand times.
Lyrics: Wu Jialin, I was not good at math since I was a child. I can't count how many birds are flying under the tree. My math teacher has been worried about how to teach such a stupid child since childhood. I don't remember how to teach this formula well. I drew a circle in my mind, whether it was tangent or not. Parallel lines with no end point finally lead to which world. Math abused me thousands of times. I also want to regard it as my first love. Hey, forget the decimal point. It hides in the corner to see you in a hurry. There is always a small 360-degree swim around the vertical contour on the sad face, so that you and I can meet. Alas, the words are empty after the solution. Can't face the key points that can't be tested. How can I delay? How should I face tomorrow? Draw a circle in your mind where parallel lines intersect, separate or tangent without an end point, and which world will it finally lead to? Math has abused me thousands of times. I also want to regard it as my first love. Hey, forget the decimal in the circle. Click on it to hide in the corner and look at your sad face. There is always a 360-degree tour around the vertical contour line, so that you and I can meet. Alas, the back of the puzzle is empty, and I can't face the critical moment of failing the exam. How to delay, how to face tomorrow, how to delay, how to face tomorrow.
The cost of growth
Lyrics: The growth rate of Wu Jialin seems to be that a flower has already borne fruit before it germinates. People around you who are sour, sweet, bitter and spicy say, let's go. The speed of parents' aging seems to be that a flower only blooms after struggling in the wind. I am not afraid to accompany it with my heart. Look at me. When I grow up, I can't find the familiar doll in Andersen's fairy tales anymore. Maybe for a long time. I'm really not as scary as I thought. I can't see the stars shining on my head. I can't see my father's "bloody BMW". Maybe when I grow up, I turn my dream into a joke. Time has changed the appearance of you and me. I lost my youth, my childlike innocence and the price of my dream. Maybe so. There is always a little bit of hope, and time has changed the appearance of you and me. I stumbled, looking for the price of my dream growth. Maybe so.
Learning design
Lyrics: It's another bad day in Wu Jialin. I'm sitting at home designing, but I still don't have the courage to open the PS AE. I don't know why I studied design. It's hard to go to bed early. It is not easy to get up early tomorrow. It's hard to watch it collapse and go crazy, but there's nothing I can do. Who told you to study design? I want to take some time to watch a movie, but I want to buy it. A white dress will soon become a swallow in a flowered skirt, trying to simply go out and see the scenery, but can't help but bring a SLR camera. I think this is an occupational disease. Who told me to learn design and painting until it was dark, and my guitar was sour? My tears dried up and I said nothing.
Hero Lin
Lyrics: There is a girl named Lin Daxia in Wu Jialin who laughs and laughs all day. She has long hair, bares her teeth and holds a guitar in her hand. She told a cold joke and made herself laugh. You don't understand. She likes to eat chicken legs and drink milk tea. She is me. I am her. Her mother told her what a hero is in a girl's family. Maybe the end will come. Maybe the sky will fall. I don't think she is afraid that every girl has a hero in her heart. Ever since I traveled, sang and played the guitar alone, I have been sad, scared and tired. Although I am, there is a summer in every girl's heart that is not afraid of lightning, lightning and wind and rain. If he hasn't found the one who belongs to you, he is his own summer. Her classmates told her that her sister in Grade Two will be removed soon, and maybe no one will send flowers when the end comes. I think she will still be afraid that every girl will live in her heart. Traveling alone, singing alone and playing guitar alone will make me sad, scared and tired. Although I am a great warrior Lin, every girl has a great warrior who is not afraid of lightning and wind and rain. If he hasn't found the one that belongs to you, he will be his own soldier. I will be sad, afraid and tired, although I am a soldier Lin.
have one-sided love for sb
Lyrics: Wu Jialin, do you remember that fool behind you was satisfied with listening to you silently? Do you know that she has been wanting to see you, but she is afraid to talk when she sees you? Even if she is like a friend, maybe in a few years, you will find another one beside her. Maybe it was the meeting that she graduated that year that made her miss it so much. If you do it all over again, will your world change because of her? Although it is not vigorous, it is worth a lifetime. Well, she has changed a lot for you, and we are all heartbroken. Why don't you understand or don't want to understand at all Hey, how many words haven't been said? She wouldn't let go. How can we keep it or let it flow away?
Little chestnut didn't speak.
Lyrics: Wu Jialin writes to you or sends you a message. I think my handwriting will be more sincere and will touch you more. I don't know what I said, and I can't figure out my own thoughts. Watching too much will make you blush, your heart will gasp, and simple eyes will sometimes fail to see the end. You are like a silent chestnut. I don't know what to do to get your attention. I will give you back the sugar around you to make you sweeter. Don't hesitate to be happy, don't cling to it, and don't wait until you lose it to cherish the silent chestnuts. Tell me your decision. Every time I am happy and worried, it is because of the silent chestnuts. Please don't hesitate to enjoy your day. I'm not afraid of the end.
When the pen holder can't be found,
Lyrics: Wu Jialin (penholder:) looked at my bald head and thought of you in despair. Whether in your mouth or in your hand, you always accompany me to write about your youth. Unconsciously, you lost it. You searched the sky. You never said you wanted to travel far away. How can you disappear silently? When the pen can't find the broken mark on the pen cover, draw a sea with a light color. Without your love, who can I find to replace you? Standing alone on the lonely stage outside this world, neither clouds nor wind can blow away the dust. No one can replace the love you gave me. Tell me you're still looking forward to (pen cover:) seeing your dry handwriting on the verge of despair. Whether you see it or not, I am not so spineless, and I will come back to you. If I hadn't traveled suddenly, how could I have heard your voice (closed:) When the pen container couldn't find the broken marks of the pen cover, I drew a sea with pale colors. Without your love, who can I find to replace the pen cover? Standing alone on this lonely stage, clouds and wind can't blow away the dust. No one can replace the love you gave me. Tell me you're still expecting (pen holder:) You say I'm capable, but you just watch and forget that you are my umbrella. There are many pen covers that are most suitable. Why don't you call my protagonist (pen cover:) open your hand. In fact, I have always been there, but you always ignore the love around you. The irises on the windowsill are still blooming brilliantly, just as the pen cover cannot be separated from the pen cover. Open your hand. In fact, you have always been there, but I have always ignored the love around you. Butterflies fly to the sea of flowers outside the window, just like pens can't live without pen covers.
poet
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