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On their wedding night, Li Guang's bride was shy to see her husband. What did she say, spread through the ages?

If a girl has her period, she will say "my period is coming" and everyone will understand what is going on. This sentence was said by Li Guang's wife on their wedding night and has been circulating for two thousand years.

Li Guang, known as the flying general, has been fighting all the year round, so he has no time to talk about being immersed in love. He is in his thirties and hasn't got married. Actually, he was in a hurry. Once he came back from the battlefield and met a girl in the street. It was love at first sight, so he quickly asked someone who the girl was, how was her family, how old she was, and whether she was suitable for him.

I asked and got the general situation of the girl. She is 28 years old and still unmarried. Her parents died young and lived with her period. Li Guang feels good. No matter her age or family background, she was ok with him, so she found a matchmaker to propose marriage. The girl's period feels good, too. General Fei is alone in the imperial court, and the children can't suffer with her. This kiss will decide.

That's settled, but there is still some time before the wedding. Li Guang can't wait to try marriage with this girl. When he wants to kiss, his period appears, and when he wants to touch his hand, his period also appears. Anyway, you can't touch my girl. As long as they are alone, their menstruation will appear immediately, separating them. This is Li Guang's nightmare.

Finally, I got married. On the wedding night, Li Guang's bride came to the moon, so I was embarrassed to make it clear to Li Guang. At that time, I said, "My period is coming." This holiday worked, and Li Guang immediately understood what it meant. He just told him that he was free tonight and my holiday was coming.