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Which stars are short but red?

Who says shorty has no "money way"? They reached a new height, and the last one was worse. Everyone thinks that as a star, he is tall and handsome and has a good face value! Only in this way can we win the hearts of the audience. However, although some stars are short, they have reached new heights and are still popular.

Wong Cho Lam

The official height of Huang Zulin, the king of ghost horses in Hong Kong 163cm, and the actual height 158cm. Everyone relishes that he married a wife, Li Yanan, with a height difference of 20 cm. Behind the most cute height difference is the strong opposition of parents and the final breakup. Three years later, they got together again and entered the marriage hall. Netizens, do you believe in fate?

Huang Zulin and Li Yanan.

Pan Changjiang

You never expected that it was Pan Changjiang who played the Japanese soldier who laughed himself to death in the classic comedy Hands Up. A national first-class actor, he is well-known in the sketch world. Born in a family in Liyuan, his parents are opera actors. Influenced by art since childhood, he can sing and dance, read and do, play and sing. His official height is 160cm, and his actual height is 150cm, which shows that he can really gain a foothold as an actor.

Pan Changjiang partnered with Cai Ming.

Eric Tsang

Ceng Zhiwei, a big shot in the entertainment circle in Hong Kong, actually has a father of medium height, one of the four major detectives in Hong Kong. It's a pity that his son is only 156cm tall and has no inherited father. Although Ceng Zhiwei is short and fat, you are even more surprised that he likes football since he was a child. 16 years old, played the Korea Youth Cup on behalf of Hong Kong.

Ceng Zhiwei on the left.

Degang Guo

As a famous crosstalk performer, Degang Guo began to learn from teachers at the age of 7, and has been studying with many famous teachers for many years. There is no achievement that bears fruit without sweat tempering! After becoming famous, he founded Beijing Deyun Society. His official height is 168cm, but his actual height is 158cm. Crosstalk sessions seem to be famous for being "short", which adds a bit of joy.

Degang Guo and his wife.

Jing M.Guo

Jing M.Guo, a well-known post-80s writer and director, is famous not only for his brilliance, but also for his cutest height 150cm. As can be seen from the photo, his height is completely inherited from his parents. Jing M.Guo was born in an ordinary family. It is said that Jing M.Guo became a writer for his parents. He once said: "I work hard to make money because I am afraid that my parents will not be cured when they are old." I will earn a lot of money, enough to exchange blood and organs for them. " This shows how filial Jing M.Guo is and how much he loves his parents.

Jing M.Guo and his parents.

Gabriel Wong

Huang Yishan is a famous comedian in Hong Kong. His nickname is "Jing Gui". He is only 158cm tall, but he is a supporting actor in Stephen Chow. He is low-key and kind, and his funny skills are extraordinary. He is very popular in the entertainment circle. Do you feel that playing truant, lighting up the autumn fragrance in Tang Bohu, and Seventy-two Dungeons all grew up with you?

Huang Yishan family.

Baliang gold

The face of the famous clown comedian Ye Jingsheng can be described as "uncanny workmanship". His height is less than 160cm. His wife once lost most of his property and ran away from home. He said that he only married this wife because she was the only person in the world who was willing to date him and have children. Unexpectedly, people around you can only * * have money, not * * * in trouble. He lived alone with his son, his career made a comeback, and his son grew up.

Ye Jingsheng and his son.

Stars are like this, ordinary people are like this. As long as you keep working hard, no matter how high or low, you can get what you want.

1.kiku

The beauty that comes once in four thousand years, debut is the peak;

Her loyal powder loves to blow her face, and her black powder loves to spray short;

There has always been a question, is kiku higher than 155?

2. Jet Li

A good kung fu +24K pure and handsome face makes people completely ignore the fact that his height is only 169;

I would like to ask the middle-aged partners who have never seen Jet Li's kung fu films, who have not been fascinated by his skills and who have not been dumped by his face value.

It is no exaggeration to say that he is popular across the Taiwan Strait and North America. At first, Chiu Man-Cheuk relied on his similar face and skills.

3. Zhao Lusi

The official height is 16 1, but this height is likely to have moisture;

Someone dug up a photo of her in the same frame with kiku and pointed out that her height was only 155 to158;

But no matter how tall she is, she can't stop the fact that she exploded.

4. Wang

Another actor who let the audience ignore his face value and height because of his kung fu and acting skills;

Wang Yizhi, who is only 165 in height, is sober. He clearly knows that he can't attract the public by his appearance, so he has been focusing on acting, being himself and conquering the audience with his personality, kung fu skills and acting strength.

5. Zhou Dongyu

On the question of being short, last week's winter rain never escaped, and there is no need to escape-her acting skills and agility are enough to make up for this shortcoming;

Zhou Dongyu, height 162, was ridiculed as ugly and short when she first debuted, but she just has a smart energy, especially after the Golden Horse Award, and her position in the entertainment circle is almost the leader of popular female stars;

In recent years, her development momentum is good, and the new drama she starred in this time is also innovative. Although the evaluation is not very good, she is worthy of recognition for daring to challenge her heart.

6. Shen Yue

Official height 160, female star who is also questioned for fraud;

It is said that the fans who participated in the Shen Yue fan interaction meeting all took off their powder on the spot because they were short and passers-by;

But I have to admit that Shen Yue's resources have always been good, and she has been following the route of her sister next door. Plus the five senses that can still be seen, there are a lot of loyal fans.

7.big s

A little surprised, big S looks like a very tall star, but in fact, his height is only163;

Although I am a little breathless now, the divorce storm some time ago seems to have given her a sense of existence, and most of the old stars are still very powerful;

8. Gillian Chung

Gillian Chung's height is not high, but she wins in good proportion, great figure and perfect facial features, which can completely make everyone ignore her height;

But she seems to have gained weight recently, and I still hope she can lose weight as soon as possible, because I still think she is the most beautiful if she loses weight!

9. Olivia

Good acting, sweet love; Short stature (159) is better than temperament;

I really think Olivia has a good temperament. Qu Yaoqin's name is not called for nothing. Who would have thought that she was a 34-year-old mother with children?

Think about it carefully, there are quite a few short stars in the entertainment circle, so simply count a few short but red stars.

Charlie, height 16 1cm.

Charlie became a hit with the theme song "Big Fish" of the animated film "Big Fish Begonia". This song suddenly gave people goose bumps, and this "Big Fish" has become a favorite song. His voice is pure and ethereal, like nature, and the lingering sound is amazing and has a natural feeling.

Wang, height 1cm.

Wang became famous for playing "Stupid Root" in his films. In fact, he was called "Xu Sanduo" in the military TV series Soldier Assault. Later, it was also slow and steady, and the acting skills also advanced by leaps and bounds. He has won a good reputation in movies and TV series, and he is also a typical short but red star.

Song Xiaobao, height 162cm.

Song Xiaobao, the 32nd apprentice of Zhao Benshan, has a natural talent for comedy. Even if he stood there without talking, it would make people laugh, especially his sketches "Blind Date", "Eating Noodles" and Empresses in the Palace, which are still fresh in people's memory. Classic quotations are widely circulated, such as "Haiyan, you can have a snack" and "I have won the favor of the emperor since I entered the palace".

Degang Guo, the official height is 168cm, but when he stands with Jing M. Guo, whose height is 150cm, it is obvious that he is in a competitive position and his height has become a mystery.

Degang Guo and his Deyun Society are also famous, so I won't say much here.

Pan Changjiang, height 160cm.

Some time ago, Pan Changjiang's live selling of liquor was ridiculed by the whole network. I'm afraid he forgot "Don't do to others what you don't want others to do to you", which is a bit dangerous. Pan Changjiang is also an actor who can make the best use of the height difference, especially the sketches with Cai Ming in recent years, which is the biggest attraction and has achieved good results.

Huang Zulin, height 163cm.

Huang Zulin is one of the highlights of the variety show Run. After all, because of his height, he is always torn or can only tear female guests, and the cutest height difference between him and his star wife Li Yanan is always hotly debated, but he doesn't exaggerate his height too much, which also makes people feel that he is very comfortable with himself.

In fact, there are many short-lived but popular stars, such as Olivia, Jolin Tsai, Song Hye Kyo Jing, Jet Li, Jing M.Guo and Ceng Zhiwei, so I won't introduce them in detail here.

Among the female stars, those who are not tall but quite red are:

Olivia.

There are many short and red stars. For example, the singer Charlie always sees Charlie, thin and short, like a girl. If you haven't heard his songs, you'll think he's ordinary, but as soon as he opens his mouth, you'll be attracted by his beautiful singing, so that you can't take your eyes off Charlie.

The first time I listened to Charlie's songs was on the stage of China's good voice. The song "Lake Baikal" by him and Li Wei is unforgettable. His voice is unique and beautiful, with an ethereal feeling, which makes people feel as if they are really on Lake Baikal. I can't help but sigh, how nice!

The mention of short but red stars naturally reminds people of Zhou Xun.

This woman, once called a little girl by Chow Yun Fat Fage, is very good at acting.

A Confucius attached Chow Yun Fat to Zhou Xun. For Zhou Xun, who plays a confidante, Chow Yun Fat joked: "I feel dizzy at the sight of Nanzi played by Zhou Xun. When I saw her, my tears came. What's wrong with her being so young and acting so well?

And Huang Chulin, short and ugly, is really like a sentence: God is fair to everyone. When the door is closed, there will always be a window open for you. Although Huang Zulin looks ordinary, he is good at imitating and entertaining.

This is also one of his skills, and it's not bad to integrate into the entertainment circle, and it's very special, because all handsome guys can't have it in the entertainment circle, and red flowers also need green leaves to set off!

The most wonderful thing is that Huang Zulin's wife Li Ruonan is very tall. Interestingly, they stand together and pose the cutest height difference!

Pan Changjiang, a famous sketch actor, once said, "Don't be old and short, but concentrate on the essence." It's true. Pan Changjiang is good at laughing and cursing. He plays well in sketches and sings and dances well!

Volleyball Girl starring Yumiko Araki.

Because she is short, when shooting women volleyball players, try to let the short actors dance, so as not to make her stand out from the crowd and even lower the height of the volleyball net.

How popular is she?

Let's just say that she is Ma Yun's dream girl. It was not until Ma Yun became famous that she was specially invited to participate in a talk show in China.

If the word "very" is changed to "most", I think it should be Jing M. Guo.

As the saying goes, we can't change our parents, looks, height and family, but our destiny can be controlled by ourselves. Among the stars, the height is not high, but through their own efforts, they have become popular in the "circle". I think of the following points.

1. Pan Changjiang. First of all, Uncle Pan Changjiang is famous for his height. We look at him like watching his TV series Don't treat tofu as improper dry food.

Uncle Pan Changjiang's official height is 160cm, but his actual height is much shorter. He is versatile, has studied opera, duet, and opera criticism, and has achieved great accomplishments on the sketch stage. However, if he wants to get something in return, he must pay, but no one knows what he has suffered in it. With his persistence, he achieved his success.

2. Song Xiaobao. In today's entertainment circle, he is famous all over the country as a "little black briquette".

Song Xiaobao's height is only 162cm, and his success is not easy. As we all know, because of his appearance and height, he missed the Spring Festival Gala and watched the success of Shenyang, but he didn't give up on himself, but insisted that he made today's achievements!

3. allen iverson. Allen Iverson is certainly a star and will always be the "answer" in our hearts.

In fact, Allen Iverson is not short, the official height is 183cm, but he is short in the NBA.

Although he participated in the training event, as he said, if he doesn't work hard, can he get the league MVP? It is because of his efforts that his contribution has been rewarded accordingly. Officially entered the NBA Hall of Fame in 20 16.

Just like a song, three points depend on hard work, seven points depend on hard work, and love to fight will win. Therefore, no matter what kind of difficulties we are in (of course, we are short), I believe that as long as we work hard, we will definitely be rewarded!

Fish Leong, Han Hong, Qi, Shen Yue, Kiku, Gillian, Athena Chu, Jolin Tsai and Olivia. ......

It's not high, but it sounds good.