Liu Bei's Fruit Joke

Cao Cao clung to Guan Gong's clothes [pomegranate]

Zhou Yu will go to order dates in the middle of the night.

Don't leave concubines [pears] on the overlord's account.

The first sentence means' escape', and the homonym should be' peach'; The second sentence means' make it stay', and the homonym should be' pomegranate'. The second sentence means' early', and the homonym should be' jujube'. The fourth sentence means' Li', and the homonym should be' pear';