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Love quotes for always being jet-lagged

1. Sometimes the love between two people seems to explode beyond recognition.

2. More often than not, scandals not only create and spread love, but also often test love, repair love, and save love. When love enters the fatigue and pale stage, scandal is an antidote, fighting fire with fire!

3. No matter how quiet a woman is, she will become noisy when she encounters love, whether it is the love of others or her own love.

4. Commitment is the reassurance that men give women. Taking it gives them peace of mind. Although the properties of this medicine need to be verified, most women are still willing to take it first.

5. When a man says to a woman, "Marry me," it is the happiest promise to a woman.

6. A woman falls in love with a man, and the two people fall deeply in love with each other. The final ending of the love story must be that she marries him and he marries her. Whether the marriage succeeds or fails, this is something no one can control.

7. If you love a love without an ending, this kind of love is incomplete. Most women must have the guarantee of marriage behind them, and no one wants to cut off their options.

8. Men need face. You can't expect him to say "I was wrong". He will send flowers instead.

9. In fact, no matter how different you are, you will find someone who matches you.

10. Everyone needs a family. This is the way of life that human society provides people. If a woman does not need a man and does not need a family, the society will collapse. This is a kind of destruction. The society does not allow one person to cause destruction, and men do not need women to be so powerful.

11. It is said that men think that the most beautiful women are met by chance on the street and will never appear among the people he is familiar with. The reason why a man is willing to go shopping with this woman is definitely not to accompany this woman. , but for other women.

12. Men who are lustful are just like their natural beards, which will grow back if they are shaved off.

13. The so-called harmony of yin and yang does not refer to the relationship between men and women but to the balance of personality.

14. A woman always thinks about what will happen to him, while a man only thinks about what will happen to me. This is a man's consistent way of thinking.

15. A woman’s power is a man’s responsibility.

16. The relationship between men and women is originally one of taming and being tamed. How else can we say that one thing subdues another?

17. Vanity accounts for a large proportion in love. Otherwise, how can you find someone who is tall and handsome instead of someone who is thin and ugly.

18. Love is snobbish. For women, no one wants to find someone who is inferior to themselves. If someone falls in love with someone who is inferior to themselves, then the other party must be stronger in some aspects.

19. If you don’t be friends with your boyfriend after breaking up, it means you hate him. If you hate him, it means you still love him.

20. Love begins with love. Even the warmest friendship cannot be transformed into the coldest love.

21. The reason why two people who love each other do not get together in the end is not just the two people. It cannot be simply said who hurt whom, but in the end everyone will belong to each other.

22. No woman is perfect. You are one person’s honey, but others’ poison.

23. Everyone has to go through a heart-breaking love in their life. Only after being hurt can you know what love is.

24. When dealing with feelings, the scars should be healed and the pain forgotten. You can’t hold the scars and lick them for the rest of your life.

25. When a woman gets angry with a man for no reason, she must be attracted to him! Because she fell in love with him, but he didn't know it, and she couldn't tell him directly, so her grievances turned into anger - teasing him!

26. Will a person’s past love experience have a positive or negative impact on him? Is what is lost more valuable, or is what is not gained more attractive? It is said that people like the new and hate the old, but at the same time, they feel that the new is not as good as the old. Is people's ability to love increasing with time, or is it declining?

27. A shabby driver in his thirties, with no money and no house, is still being chased by a fucking woman, just because he is a male! If a woman in her thirties with money and status is single, it would be a fucking tragedy!

28. There are only two kinds of men in this world. One is the one who can support you and live with you, and the other is the one who can take care of you and leave.

29. What people do in this life will indeed have retribution in the next life. This retribution may not be an external experience, but the most important thing is in your heart. You will use the pain of your life to wash away the sins in your heart. .

30. Life is unreasonable. It is difficult to explain clearly what is cause and what is effect, but at least one thing is that people should have a heart to know good and evil. No one can escape the palm of fate. Everyone is a speck of dust in the palm of fate.

31. Love is always in the time difference. Either you are early or I am late. Anyway, it is never in sync.

32. Women think that men are all the same. They will never be passionate about feelings, let alone be persistent with women. In fact, this is not the man's fault. It's the woman who is too nostalgic. She always wants to treat the past relationship as interest, hoping to make a profit from it. If there is no interest, she will scold the man. In fact, when dealing with feelings, you should act when you need to act and let go when you need to.

33. People only believe in love when they are weak, and they believe in hate when they are strongest!

34. Making mistakes is also a person's destiny. Without mistakes, there would be no love. Fortunately, everything is changing. Some people disappear in your destiny, and some people appear in your destiny. No matter what, If someone loves you in your life, you are lucky.

35. A man or a woman spends his whole life being angry about love, criticizing love, being proud of love, and being frustrated about love. Should he be busy with love all his life? Others are not obligated to bear the consequences of your love. This is a problem you have to solve yourself. Love is something you are willing to fight and endure. If you dare to do it, you must dare to do it! Short sentences about my mood: The earth is in motion, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever

01. If I had known that I would meet you one day, I would have spent all my time waiting

< p> 02. Only when you miss something can you have new encounters. Fate is, neither early nor late, just right.

03. Before I met you, I really didn’t realize that I had the problem of judging people by their appearance.

04. Watch the male protagonist in Korean drama! Watch the female protagonist in Japanese drama! What is the domestic drama? Come back immediately after the commercial

05. You are cute, charming, hard-working, white A small new hybrid fish species that is always serving the people

06. If you could do it all over again, could you not meet me again.

07. Probably only alcoholic dreams can allow me to meet you unscrupulously.

08. No matter how handsome and dashing a man is when he is young, he will be an impotent old man after 20 years. Who is not here to show me?

09. Nobita, I don’t want to grow taller. Why am I afraid that if I grow taller, Doraemon won’t be able to hold my hand?

10. There is always that one person who can grow taller. As soon as you smile, you will be defeated, like the head teacher outside the window?

11. Do you mind if I have small breasts? No, I prefer the feeling of childhood sweethearts. What does it mean to play with each other since childhood?

12. Books are your best friends. The only drawback is that it makes me more myopic, but it's still worth it.

13. The five steps of brushing your teeth: squeeze the toothpaste - pour a glass of water - brush your teeth carefully - rinse your mouth - swallow it - it tastes great.

14. Why is summer vacation longer than winter vacation? Because heat expands and cold shrinks, why is there still so much homework because the quality remains the same

15. Why are you so dark? Because God gave me a pair Black eyes, but I clicked Select All

16. If I had never met you, what else would I cherish?

17. No matter how many people you meet in the future, they are all hotels and I am home.

18. If teachers of Chinese, Mathematics, English, Physics, Thinking, History, Geography and Politics walked into the classroom at the same time, what would you think of? The Eight-Power Allied Forces War of Invasion of China.

19. Finally got up the courage to call him. But a woman's particularly gentle voice actually came from the phone, Hello, the user you dialed has been shut down!

20. Monitor, I still need your care this semester. If you speak human words, you must give it this semester. I copy

21. The earth is in motion, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

22. Do you like latte? Yes. So he affectionately handed the dumbbell to his girlfriend.

23. Later, I met many people with hair like yours and eyes like yours, but not your face.

24. If I met you at the right age, would our ending be different from now?

25. Do you like my angelic face or devilish figure? I just like your sense of humor.

26. My throat hurts. Drink more water. My stomach hurts. Drink more water. Let’s break up. What should I do? Drink more water.

27. We are all in the situation where we are least able to commit and meet the most desired person. A committed person.

28. Without you, I would not have today, and without you, I would not have tomorrow.

29. For women, cosmetics are confidence; for men, they are illusions.

30. At the same time and in the same space, we can meet and we can also part.

31. Only by being true to yourself can you discover that the world is also so real

32. Winning or losing on the field is not important, what is important is experience, experience and self-cultivation

33. I sold the love letter for only two yuan. Alas, this relationship is really cheap

34. Walking alone on the street, thinking about the gentle so-and-so, you left me, what should I do?

35 . Friendship, love, family affection, get out of here, I don’t need it from now on

36. The past is forged in the present, without the present, there is no future

37 . Don’t use past memories to torture yourself now.

38. You are the wound in my heart that will never heal. It hurts when my heart beats.

39. The person who left walked away gracefully, but the people who are still there are still there. Silently picking up the pieces.

40. Without you, tomorrow is not worth waiting for, and yesterday is not worth remembering.

41. When one person comes into your heart and all the others are kicked out, this is love.

42. Being deeply in love is a sin. It is a sin for me to like you. It is a sin for me to understand you. How happy I should be without so many sins.

43. On the road of life, we should face it calmly, no matter the joys, sorrows, or sorrows

44. The saddest thing is not the roaring, but the pain that is so deep that you can’t breathe, your hands are shaking, and you can even cry. Have to endure it.

45. When we are ignorant, there will always be such a person who makes us suffer for many years.

46. I am not elegant, happy or beautiful at all. I am not your perfect beauty.

47. Hey! Don’t be sentimental. Maybe he is like this to everyone.

48. I am desperate and don’t want to make the people around me sad, but in the end I hurt everyone.

49. Thank you for being by your side on the road of love. My life with you is very happy. Beautiful

50. My dear, don’t miss me, don’t miss me, don’t love me, don’t wait for me, because I’m not worth it

51. I like excitement, but the final outcome I am always the only one left

52. Don’t have extravagant expectations, don’t be disappointed, don’t have to destroy yourself for others, I am still me. The earth is in motion all the time, and a person will not always be in an unlucky position.

1. The earth is in motion all the time, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

2. There is always this kind of person around you: when you succeed, he (she) congratulates you in person and secretly envy you; when you fail, he (she) comforts you in person and laughs behind your back. you.

3. Stupid man + stupid woman = marriage; stupid man + smart woman = divorce; smart man + stupid woman = extramarital affair; smart man + smart woman = romantic love.

4. If a person wants to be mediocre, there will be few people who can stop him or her; if a person wants to be outstanding, there will be many people who can stop him or her. Those who have a harmonious relationship with those around them are mostly mediocre, while those who have a tense relationship with those around them are mostly outstanding. People allow a stranger to prosper, but cannot tolerate the promotion of a person around them, because there are contrasts and conflicts of interest between people at the same level, but there is no such problem with strangers.

5. The biggest killer of marriage is not affairs or infidelity, but trivial matters in life. Therefore, daily communication is very important, and quarrels are also a different kind of communication. As the saying goes, you will be noisy for a lifetime, but it will be hard to live without quarrels!

6. When you no longer worry about yesterday, that’s when you start to live happily.

7. The best investment is to invest in yourself, because this is the only investment that you can be sure of making a profit but not losing money.

8. Competition is actually a kind of friendship in disguise. Improve yourself with the help of your opponents. Those who are afraid of competition have already lost to their opponents and are destined to be difficult to achieve great achievements.

9. Money can help people with poor thinking to provide food and clothing, but it can help people with rich thinking create wealth.

10. Modern marriage is not the product of emotion, but more the result of competition. Choosing a spouse is actually a disguised competition for employment, and the mistress is the biggest competitor of the original wife.

11. You should make friends with people who dare to accuse you of your shortcomings and criticize you in person. Stay away from people who compliment your shortcomings and laugh at you all the time! Inspirational saying: The earth is in motion all the time, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever

1. A man's fear of his parents is filial piety, and his fear of his wife is true love. Therefore, good men are all capable and have a short temper, while scumbag men are the opposite!

2. The earth is in motion all the time, and a person will not always be in an unlucky position.

3. There is always this kind of person around you: when you succeed, he (she) congratulates you in person and secretly envy you; when you fail, he (she) comforts you in person and laughs behind your back. you.

4. Stupid man + stupid woman = marriage; stupid man + smart woman = divorce; smart man + stupid woman = extramarital affair; smart man + smart woman = romantic love.

5. If a person wants to be mediocre, there will be few people who can stop him or her; if a person wants to be outstanding, there will be many people who will stop him or her. Those who have a harmonious relationship with those around them are mostly mediocre, while those who have a tense relationship with those around them are mostly outstanding. People allow a stranger to prosper, but cannot tolerate the promotion of a person around them, because there are contrasts and conflicts of interest between people at the same level, but there is no such problem with strangers.

6. The biggest killer of marriage is not affair or cheating, but trivial matters in life. Therefore, daily communication is very important, and quarrels are also a different kind of communication. As the saying goes, you will be noisy for a lifetime, but it will be hard to live without quarrels!

7. When you no longer worry about yesterday, that’s when you start to live happily.

8. The best investment is to invest in yourself, because this is the only investment that you can be sure of making a profit but not losing money.

9. Competition is actually a disguised form of friendship. Improve yourself with the help of your opponents. Those who are afraid of competition have already lost to their opponents and are destined to have difficulty achieving great achievements.

10. Money can help people with poor thinking to provide food and clothing, but it can help people with rich thinking create wealth.