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People with distinctive features around them.

With characteristics, grandpa 1 doorman.

Although he is in an ordinary post, he is loyal to his duties and ready to help others. He is the grandfather of the doorman in our community.

He is a tall man. He should be over sixty years old. After years of baptism, he has become a big bald man. From a distance, this shiny bald man looks like a small skating rink. There are a pair of big eyes under the bushy eyebrows, and a pair of reading glasses are often worn on the high nose. Time mercilessly left many wrinkles on his face, some as deep as caterpillars.

Rain or shine, he appears at the guard's booth on time every day and watches the door carefully. In his spare time, he took out his mobile phone, listened attentively to the opera, and occasionally hummed it for others to enjoy! Whenever a vehicle enters, he will always see at a glance whether it belongs to this community. If it is, he will let go. If not, he will never let it in. Once, I was flushed because I didn't let foreign cars park in the parking space of our community to argue with others!

He is friendly to people. Once I fell, he immediately ran to help me up and asked with concern, "Where does it hurt?" Do you need me to help you up? Does it still hurt? ..... "Also, every time he sees someone else's motorcycle fall to the ground, he will run over and carefully lift it up and gently pat off the dust on it.

This is our doorman grandpa. We all like him very much.

There are such little girls around, with big eyes, a talkative cherry mouth and silky black hair. She is my little cousin and the second little book fan in our family.

Every time she and her uncle and aunt come to our house, she will drag me to the bedroom to choose some books I like to read, and then sit in the chair and concentrate on reading. When we have seen enough, we will go downstairs for a walk. Walking and chatting, we will take turns telling each other what we have learned from reading and what we have learned from books, that is, learning from each other's strengths. Sometimes, if we finish reading books at home, we will go to the library to borrow some books, and then sit down and continue reading.

Before my sister and I go to bed, we all have the same hobby, that is, we will open the e-book on my mother's mobile phone and then close our eyes and listen to the book for half an hour.

During the summer vacation, my sister came to my house for a while. As soon as she entered the door, she said hello to her family and came up to me and said, "Sister, will you accompany me to the library?" I said, "Good! Listen to my little book fan. " When I arrived at the library, my sister picked out some books she liked and sat down. Holding a book in her left hand and a pen in her right hand, she quietly read a book and took notes. Looks as beautiful and elegant as a fairy.

In a blink of an eye, the library is about to get off work, but my sister is still immersed in the world of books. I called her "little book fan, little book fan", and she suddenly woke up from the ocean of books, as if she still had endless memories of the contents in the book.

This is my little cousin, a lovely little book fan.

People with characteristics around me 3 There is a "showman" in our class, and his acting skills really admire me. His name is Liu Zixiang.

In the past, the essence of drama was to praise people with good acting skills, but now it refers to people who chase hot spots, imitate others, and perform with exaggerated acting skills, expressions and exaggerated movements in order to win praise from others.

Liu Zixiang, a drama expert in our class, belongs to the latter. Liu Zixiang was awarded the title of "Liu Xiang" in our class. But his running speed is less than a quarter of that of Liu Xiang. But he always embellishes himself.

Shooting time; Ten minutes between classes, location; Big playground, actors; Liu Zixiang, props; Five hurdles, audience; Grading all the students in Class 3, Grade 4; 100 integral. Liu Zixiang first warmed up in the same place as Liu Xiang. Look! When he was warming up and walking away, his face was flushed and his mouth was panting, and he looked very serious. This serious attitude made us think highly of him. When we said "Go", the blood vessels in his neck jumped up and his eyes became more firm. He roared at the sky and rushed forward. How like a dark horse rushing out of the army! When he reached the first obstacle, he jumped up like a monkey and won our applause. The next four hurdles are equally skillful. After our classmates looked at each other, they said in unison, "100." His grades are so fixed. Our class is a famous "film emperor" at home and abroad. What a loss! Oscar needs a golden statuette for him!

There are countless enthusiastic people around me, including those who help me, but strangers I don't know help me the most. I choose one to write for my grandpa today.

I remember once, I went to the park with my mother, and I also brought my favorite birthday present-sunglasses.

Walking to the park, we found a clear pool of water. I bent down and washed my hands in it. Suddenly, my sunglasses slipped off my nose and fell into the water. I put my hand into the water to touch it, but the water was deep, reaching my shoulder, and I cried sadly.

Then I heard a voice: "What's the matter, little friend? It' s so sad to cry. " I told this story to my grandfather. After hearing this, he pulled up his clothes, pulled up his trouser legs, took off his shoes and socks and walked into the swimming pool.

Grandpa's hair is gray and wrinkled. It's great that he came to help others soon after he was discharged from hospital.

Seeing grandpa walking dangerously in the water, my heart jumped like a rabbit, for fear of falling him down. I saw grandpa go straight ahead and shouted, "Grandpa, forget it if you can't find it. I will buy a new one. " But grandpa didn't stop there until he found the sunglasses and washed them with water before giving them to me. My heart is full of gratitude. I said thank you to the old man and he walked away with a smile.

This grandfather is great, and I want to learn from him to help others.

People with characteristics around 5 Grandma is chubby and amiable. A short black curly hair looks very energetic. What I like most about my grandmother is her hands that can cook. When grandma started cooking, her hands seemed to be enchanted, making the food very delicious.

Every time before dinner, I can smell all kinds of delicious fragrance as soon as grandma lifts the lid. Spicy crayfish, "shredded dried bamboo shoots" stewed old duck soup, pickled snakehead, braised beef ... no matter which dish is delicious, I can't get tired of it.

Grandma can not only cook special dishes, but also develop new dishes I want to eat, such as "Coke Chicken Wings", which makes me never tire of eating them. I always remember when grandma began to learn to cook this "classic dish".

It happened to be a holiday that day, and my grandmother said to me, "Zihang, I learned to make coke chicken wings." Although I heard of this dish at that time, I have never eaten it. Try to ask in a dubious tone, "Really?" In order to prove her strength, grandma immediately turned into a "magician". Half an hour later, with the symphony of bowls and chopsticks coming from the kitchen, grandma came out with satisfactory works. "Wow!" I can't help crying. A dozen chicken wings are placed in a circle on the plate, covered with brown thick soup, and dotted with chopped green onion, shredded ginger and pepper, giving off the fragrance of tempting the nose and mouth. I quickly took a sip, which was delicious. He gave a thumbs-up without hesitation and said, "Good".

Isn't my grandmother a great cook? Welcome to my home. I will feast your eyes on it.

People with characteristics around me 6 My father is a king of humor. He often makes me happy when I am unhappy and makes me happier when I am happy.

I remember once, I asked my father, "Have you received the express delivery from our family?" Dad blurted out, "I took it." "Really?" I'm a little skeptical. Dad replied, "Of course it's true, not true. Still cooking? " The mother on the side smiled from ear to ear.

What impressed me the most was that time. I'm worried because I didn't do well in the exam. "Let me tell you a joke!" Dad leaned in and said, before I promised, he said to himself, "Zhang Cai is a superstitious man, and everything should be auspicious ..." "I don't want to hear it." I preach coldly. Dad gently touched my head with his big hand, said "shh", and then spoke again. "The Spring Festival is coming, and Zhang Cai said that he would string the auspicious words that everyone said into Spring Festival couplets. Zhang said that his wife said, "Good luck." ""what about the son? " I asked dad. Dad replied, "My son said,' Want Want Want.' So, Zhang Cai posted these three sentences on the door. The next day, someone came to visit ""and the result? " I forgot to worry and asked. Dad began to talk again: "They read Spring Festival couplets at the door,' Long life and good luck!'" " "

Thank you, Dad. When I am unhappy, you try your best to make me happy. I am your little princess, and you will always be my king of humor.

People with characteristics around me 7 My father is not a rich boss or a person who works in a company. He is just a chef in a hotel.

He knows many things: repairing things, digging bamboo shoots, planting flowers and grass, but he is best at cooking.

My father works in a hotel. He was admitted as a technician with excellent cooking skills and accepted the job as a teacher. Last time he took part in the competition, he won the first prize and was also rated as an "excellent employee". What's the matter? How is he? What else!

Once, he was cooking spicy lobster in the kitchen, and I watched him show his skill. He poured oil into the pot first, and then put lobster water into the pot; After a while, he put some peppers, Chili powder, sesame seeds and so on. Stir in the pot, cover the pot and stew for a while. After a while, dad opened the lid, turned off the fire, took out a plate and poured the lobster in. As soon as I entered the kitchen, the smell of lobster came to my face and I couldn't wait to get into my nose. Look at those lobsters. They are all red, like red ribbons. Lobster pliers hold pliers, as if to say to me: "Jin Hang, if you don't eat me, I will pinch you!" " "I immediately took a bite, wow! Lobster meat and spicy taste blend into my mouth, which is really delicious!

How's it going? Is my father a "cooking expert"?

People with characteristics around me 8 My father is unlucky. Why? Because every time I make a mistake, my mother always scolds him first. Oh, I'm a little embarrassed! For example, when he plays late and comes home, his mother will criticize him, "Why did you come back so late?" At this time, my father will pull me over and accept criticism and education in front of my mother.

Once I painted on my stomach. I accidentally drew it on my mother's blanket. I asked dad to come over and figure it out together. I want to wash the blanket, but my father doesn't agree. He said worriedly, "It seems that my mother is a blanket and can't soak in water, because this blanket will shrink when soaked in water. If it is discovered, it will be over! " "At this moment, I thought of a good idea. He said to his father, "Let's draw on the jar." Dad didn't understand what I meant, so I began to draw on the blanket. As soon as dad saw it, I immediately understood. Dad said excitedly, "Come on, dad, show you his hand!" " "After a while, my father and I finally finished painting. Dad looked at our "victory" and praised: "Haha, like father, like son." Then mother saw the blanket and flew into a rage. I won't tell you what happened afterwards. However, as you know, my father and I were criticized together.

This is my dad. No matter what happens, he always stands with me, my good father!

People with characteristics around her 9. She has black hair with yellow hair and likes to wear a ponytail. When she walked, her ponytail swayed and she smiled to reveal two small dimples. She is Mozi. Her greatest feature is her warm heart.

Once the bell rang, the students rushed out of the classroom like happy birds, and I sat quietly in my seat, sitting on the Olympic math problem. I still can't do it after thinking about it. At this moment, enthusiastic Mozi came along.

She said to me enthusiastically, "can't you solve a problem?" Let me help you! " "With a pen in one hand and a chin in the other, I am very careful. At this moment, Liu Yufei shouted outside the door: "Mozi, let's kick the shuttlecock, you are the only one!"! Mozi said, "No, no, I want to help Chen Ying with a problem." . You can play first. "

Mozi began to count again, turning pages for a while, copying on manuscript paper for a while, and finally worked out the answer.

Mozi showed me the way to solve the problem step by step. I'm so happy. It's good to have such a classmate. I repeatedly said, "Thank you!" "Mozi modestly replied," you're welcome. Yes, we are good friends. " After listening to her words, my heart warmed up.

This is my good friend Mozi, a warm-hearted little girl.

Teacher's comment: Mozi's warm-hearted characteristics are written in the article. She enthusiastically helped the author and made him feel the beauty of friendship. When writing the characteristics of Mozi, the author highlights the theme with concrete examples. At the end of the article, the author expresses his love for Mozi.

Tong Ning: The mother of two children, a senior primary school teacher, was the editor-in-chief of Heze Little Writer magazine. She shares the educational experience and learning materials of primary school students from time to time, and wants to communicate with you. Thank you for your attention and support!

My classmate Liu Junxi is an expert in calculation, because when the teacher asked us to play poker, he said the numbers first. He is not only fast, but also accurate.

Once, the teacher came up with a super difficult topic. Liu Junxi was the first to raise his hand. He said firmly to the teacher: "teacher, I will!" " ""Then come up. " Liu Junxi confidently stepped onto the platform, picked up a pen and wrote on the blackboard. The child got it right! This is beyond my dreams. I saw that after he finished writing quickly, he slowly said to the teacher, "Teacher, this problem can be calculated in two ways. Can I write it down? " After the teacher agreed, he quickly wrote it again on the blackboard. The pen is beating fast in his hand. It is really "writing like a god"! These methods even our best math king didn't think of. Since then, Liu Junxi has become the idol of all the girls in our class, and I am really happy for him.

This kid's getting smarter! I thought: He must have worked hard behind his back. Diligence is good for thrift, play is wasted, and thinking is ruined. He is an expert in calculation, but also an expert in diligence and thinking.

Today, we all got 100. I feel that Liu Junxi and I enjoy running on the grass. I really like him.

People with characteristics around me 1 1 My deskmate's name is Wan Zhuoyang. She has a glib mouth and big eyes like black gems. She also has many advantages, such as drawing, reading and practicing calligraphy ... She is very helpful.

The last class in the morning of grade two is music. Teacher Jia asked us to take out the lyrics copied last class. However, I searched the whole schoolbag but couldn't find the lyrics book. I suddenly realized: it's over! It's over! I forgot to bring my lyrics book today. what can I do? At this moment, a voice sounded in my ear: "Didn't you bring your lyrics book?" Use one! "Looking back, I turned out to be Wan Zhuoyang! She was handing me a notebook, and I took it and whispered three words: "Thank you!" " "All the unhappy things in my heart have been swept away.

I still remember one time, our school held a running competition, and Wan Zhuoyang and I were assigned to a group. At the beginning of the game, Wan Zhuoyang was far ahead, and I was left in the penultimate place. At this moment, a stone tripped me, "Ah!" I fell down at once, and when Wan Zhuoyang ran back. I said, "run, or you won't win the first place!" " ""Even if you win the last place, you can't abandon your teammates! " Wan Zhuoyang said firmly and helped me up. Although we won the last place this time, I am also very happy.

This is Wan Zhuoyang. I must learn from her and be a useful person.

People with characteristics around me 12 My mother has a red apple face, a flat nose and a big mouth. My mother has an obvious feature from other mothers, that is, she likes to exaggerate.

I went for a walk with my sister on Saturday and came back a little late, which delayed the time for dinner. My mother's megaphone started: "Where have you two been?" I have heated this dish 800 times! "It seems that my mother is still very concerned about us. Without saying a word, my sister and I lowered our heads and began to eat. Whenever I see my favorite sweet and sour pork ribs, I gorge myself. When my mother saw them, she smiled and said, "Little fellow, it seems that the 100 plate of sweet and sour pork ribs I made for you is not enough for you to eat! "Mom knows me best.

I used to sleep until class time and didn't want to leave the warm bed, so my mother came to treat me again.

"Get up, the bell has rung." I was so scared that I quickly got dressed, brushed my teeth and washed my face at a speed 100 times faster than before, and ran out quickly. Who knows, my mother's laughter came from behind and said, "Stop running and have breakfast!" " It's still early for class. "As soon as I heard the sound, I looked down at my watch. Alas, it's still half past six! Although I lost half an hour's sleep, I found there was plenty of time in the morning. The first time I had breakfast, I was more energetic than before. In this way, my mother's exaggeration made me get up early and became a habit.

My mother's exaggeration made me get rid of many bad habits.

People with characteristics around me 13 Among all my competitors, some compete with me in sports and some argue with me. But for me, the most competitive thing is the smug "Ding don't lose".

His head is slightly square, and a pair of blue glasses stand on the high bridge of his nose. There is a small mouth hanging under the nose. Because he and I are in the same trusteeship, we have many opportunities for competition.

At one time, there was a lot of homework, which just gave this "Ding don't lose" many opportunities. He does his homework at school, "His mouth is full of urine and his mouth is dry". He must be thinking: you will never be as good as me! However, with the growth of wisdom, I am no longer young. When I saw him writing hard, I knew he was competing with me in the speed of homework again. But in order not to let him find out, I made a plan ... After class, the toilet was on fire, the water was on fire, and the books were taken care of ... But when he didn't know, I did all the questions I could, and the rest of the time I just "consumed" his time. After returning to the trusteeship, I asked the teacher a few questions and finished it first! I proudly showed off in front of him.

However, "Ding don't lose" will never give up. After this incident, he swore that he would hit me next time. Sure enough, he once again mustered all his strength to surpass me.

He has bamboo-like toughness and growth motivation. He is so motivated that he won't give up. He is my "opponent" and my best partner when I grow up.

14 or so people with characteristics "hey? Why is this? " In the afternoon, there was a confused voice across the table. I looked up and couldn't help laughing. It turns out that my brother is reading again-he is really a "book fan" in my family, and many interesting things have happened with books. Let's have a look.

See the secretary

As a reader, it is common for my brother to take books with him. Secondly, I passed the kitchen door and saw him pressing the book on the stove with his left hand, holding a spatula in his right hand and turning over the dishes in the pot at will. He glanced at the pot and turned to read it carefully. "Xiaoyu, the dishes in the pot are almost burnt." "Oh, oh?" He hurriedly put down his shovel, picked up a pot of water and poured it into the pot while reading. The results were all crooked, and the next second he exclaimed, "Oh, brother, the water from the Liusha River overflowed from my book and made my book wet." I stood by laughing and crying.

Tibetan secretary

My brother regards books as treasures. Once, I just arrived at his house and found my uncle cleaning books outside, so he followed. When my uncle went in to move the second wave of books, he quickly bent down, grabbed a lot of books on the ground with both hands and moved them to his room, trying to hide: "Where should I hide?" Yes, that's it! Brother, please help me throw these toys at the door and secretly take back the books at the door. Shh-"He made a quiet gesture to me, and I was speechless.

Borrow a secretary

A big source of my brother's books is in the library. Once again, my uncle took us to the library to borrow books, only to see him skillfully come to the computer, quickly enter the search bar, take out a pen and paper, write down the specific location of the books he needed, turn around like a gust of wind, and run back and forth in the library to find books. Half an hour later, he received a big stack of books, and I was dumbfounded: so many, even my mother had to look for half a day.

How's it going? Did my bookworm brother surprise you?

People with characteristics around me 15 There is a very capable person around me, that is, the art teacher of my painting interest class. His surname is Lan, and we all call him Miss Lan.

Teacher Lan graduated from China Academy of Fine Arts and is now a teacher in the art studio. I have been studying painting with him since I was 6 years old, and it has been two years now. Besides me, Mr. Lan has more than 50 students, including brothers and sisters who are as old as me, who are in the fourth and fifth grades, and brothers and sisters who are about to take the college entrance examination. Teacher Lan is very strict with us in class. When drawing, he should be careful not to whisper. Because of my active nature, I was cleaned up by him. We are all afraid of him, but after class, he likes to chat with us and tell jokes. He often buys us watermelons in summer, so we all like him very much.

The best thing about Teacher Lan is his paintings. He can draw sketches, watercolors, cartoons, oil paintings and so on. His sketches are lifelike. As long as you hold a sketching charcoal pen and draw the change of the depth of the black line and the alternation of black and white, you can portray the character's personality and demeanor vividly and breathtaking! What I appreciate most is his landscape paintings. Under the blue sky, a clear green stream slowly passes through the maple forest. On both sides of the stream are layers of red maple leaves, just like a burning flame, which dyed the sky red. The use of color is really great. It makes people feel immersive. This is really a beautiful painting.

Learning painting from Mr. Lan not only learned a lot about painting, but also improved my observation and concentration. The most important thing is that I am good at discovering the beauty in life. I will continue to learn from Miss Lan. I hope that one day I can be as good as him, and draw all the beautiful things with a brush and show them!