Pretend to be a joke

I remember one time when he was eating supper, someone said he wanted to invite someone, and he said that person could not move at all. He also said that he would never come again, because even he could not move, and no one else believed him. Then he made a phone call, and the person came at once. He really slapped himself at that time. That meal was also awkward.

Every time he wants to cross the highway, he can't cross it without a pass. My husband said that he knew the people of the armed police, and then called the armed police. As a result, the people of the armed police did not answer, and the people standing guard at the door did not buy his account. Finally, he couldn't walk on the highway, so he had to turn around and leave. The atmosphere was awkward. His friends echoed him, trying to ease the embarrassment and give him a step down, but I know my husband.

So don't speak too loudly. If you can't do it, hit your face. Pretend to be good, otherwise it will really make people look embarrassed!