Somebody tell me a joke! It's better to be a joke about Erlang God and the roaring dog!

1. The roaring dog is Erlang's personal assistant on the battlefield. Jiro, who is usually stingy, is very distressed by the various expenses of raising a roaring dog.

Roaring dog: "boss, I will be malnourished if I go on like this."

Erlang Shen: "Don't I eat box lunch every day?"

It never rains but it pours. Heaven wants to register the pets in the divine world, and Taibai Venus, who is in charge of this matter, comes to the door to ask Erlang God to apply for a dog license.

Erlang Shen: "Why doesn't Chang 'e's little white rabbit have to enter the house?" "

Venus is too white: "Small animals don't need it."

Erlang Shen checked the registration form and found that many immortals' pets were not registered, which made him very angry.

Erlang Shen: "What a bully! Five-color bull and black unicorn ...

Venus Taibai: "This is a mount, not our responsibility."

4. Taibai Venus ignored Erlang's strong opposition and left without saying a word, which scared the roaring dog to cry.

Taibai Venus: "Kill all black dogs in one month!" " "

Roaring dog: "boss, you can't be stingy!" " "

In order to save 10,000 yuan of household fees, Erlang Shen came up with a solution that is not the way. ...

Erlang Shen: "It seems that ... I have to train you to be a mount! ”"

Roaring dog: "boss, no way!" " "

6. The cruel training course began, and the poor wheezing dog was tortured to death.

Erlang Shen: "Turn left, turn right, somersault ..."

Whistling dog: "Fat bastard ..."

7. Became a 30-year-old roaring dog. In order to gain more experience, he often hangs out with five-color cows and black unicorns. On this day, he finally got into Erlang God. ...

Whistling dog: "boss, your bill!" " "

Erlang Shen: "What! Thirty thousand! ! "

8. It turns out that the transportation department of Heaven has also begun to take charge of black household mounts. ...

Erlang God thought: "Admission fee: 5,000; Road maintenance fee: 600 ... Alas, life is short! "