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Lim Yoon A's current lover, Lan Brown Rain, who can introduce her?

The blue-brown rain talks about his past in front of Jelly Lin. He only talks about his family affairs in front of Jin Yingmin. Now Lin Yunyi has become his partner and confidante. He has no reservations about Lim Yoon A. In the memory of Blue Brown Rain's childhood, although his parents are a little lazy, they are honest people. I live in a village and live a quiet life. /kloc-at the age of 0/6, Blue Brown Rain moved to downtown Seoul. After coming to the city, my parents' personalities have changed and become unprofessional. All they did was play cards and chess, smoke and drink, and the original honest side disappeared.

Although my parents occasionally go out to work to earn money, they still gamble most of the time. They either don't go home for a long time, only come back once every few months or even half a year, or they don't work for a few months once they get home. The most terrible thing is that when he is not working, his father will invite a large group of uncles to come home and smoke while playing cards. The room is full of smoke all day. These gambling friends of my father not only come to gamble, but also eat and drink at home and sometimes sleep here. After a long time, Brown Rain began to hate his father. Why is father's parasitic thought so serious? While hating his father, Brown Rain began to hate the ancestors of the Blue Family. Our ancestors were so poor that all of us in the blue family lived a poor life. Blue Brown Rain's surname is blue, and the blue family gave birth to him and raised him. His body is covered with the blood of the blue family, but he has no feelings for the blue family. On the contrary, he only hates it.

My parents didn't even buy a TV because the family was too poor. There are only a few pieces of broken furniture and two broken beds at home. Parents gave Brown Rain very little living expenses and hardly gave him pocket money. He often goes hungry on weekends. Fortunately, Brown Rain's aunt and uncle also live in the city, which is not too far from Brown Rain's home. Whenever Brown Rain runs out of living expenses, they occasionally give him some pocket money, and if they don't give him money, they will keep him for dinner. Brown Rain is full of gratitude to his uncle and aunt. When he was in high school, his parents never paid the utilities on time. At home, electricity is cut off once every seven days, water is cut off once every three days, and several candles are prepared almost every week. My mother sometimes forgets to buy candles when she is busy playing cards. Once my mother was playing cards at a friend's house, Brown Rain came to the card table to remind her not to forget to buy candles when she went home. Today may be another day of power failure. My mother grabbed Brown Rain's hair angrily and then gave her a beating.

At that time, Brown Rain didn't understand why her mother hit herself and what was going on. After the brown rain, I finally figured it out. I reminded my mother to buy candles in front of so many people. My mother's gambling friends guessed the situation at home. They will definitely laugh at my mother behind her back and even pay the electricity bill. Remind mom to buy candles, and Brown Rain will be beaten and scolded. However, if she doesn't remind her, her mother often forgets that it is already dark when she comes home. Brown rain seldom associates with the opposite sex. During the whole middle school, he hardly said a word to any opposite sex, just saying hello at most. Brown Rain seldom communicates with others, and grew up resenting his family. For three years in high school, Brown Rain didn't study hard, just muddling along all day, dancing with a large group of friends who like street dance every day. When dancing street dance, Brown Rain will have an inexplicable joy, as if all his inner troubles were released in an instant.

When high school was about to graduate, Brown Rain took part in a street dance competition. Before Brown Rain came to power, many people bet that he would win and win the championship. Surprisingly, Brown Rain lost in the competition and eventually became the third place. As a result, a group of gangsters suffered heavy losses. Those underworld people are very angry. They said they would cut off Brown Rain's hand. Blue-brown rain was frightened and left Seoul for a while. In winter, Brown Rain's grandfather passed away. Although there was nothing sad in my heart, Brown Rain decided to go home and see grandpa's body.

After the funeral, Brown Rain stayed in the country for a year. In this year, Brown Rain's life is very simple. He gets up late and comes back early every night. He either stays at home and watches TV or goes dancing in the Woods alone. The Woods are quiet and there is no noise, just like their own private stage. Although there is no audience here, Brown Rain still dances with great devotion. It seems that the sadness in my heart has disappeared, and all my troubles have been released here. After dancing, I occasionally feel desolate and lonely. I used to be a celebrity in street dance, participated in many activities and performed on stage again and again, but now, there are no teammates around me. When I used to dance on the stage, the applause of the audience was always ringing and deafening, but now when I dance alone, only countless trees accompany me. In this way, a lonely dancer has more fetters and less self-confidence.

A year later, Brown Rain suddenly felt that he was wasting his time. I am a talented idealist. This simple and plain life really doesn't suit me. Now these villagers are all mediocre and have nothing in common with them. They always know their time, except for eating and sleeping, that is, farming. They can't do good things or do bad things, just live to survive. I shouldn't stay with these confused villagers. After thinking for a long time, Brown Rain finally got up the courage and came to downtown Seoul again. Seoul, my favorite city, is so beautiful and colorful, just like a fairyland on earth and a dream paradise. Outsiders who stay in Seoul have courage. Nine times out of ten, they will try. Even garbage collectors will compete with their peers to see who picks up more garbage.

Brown rain is coming to SM. Although the education is very low, the IQ is very high. He can learn what others can't in a short time. The president appointed Brown as the manager and put him in charge of an ordinary department. During the day, Brown Rain is the manager. It's getting dark, Brown Rain puts on a hood, turns into a leopard head and goes to the bar to dance, challenging street dancers from all over the world. Today, she competes with this dancer. Tomorrow, she competes with that dancer. Nine out of ten famous dancers who stayed in Seoul lost to Brown Rain, whose dancing skills were much better than theirs. After his divorce from his ex-wife, Brown Yu's personality changed, and his aversion to women was extreme and long-lasting. After staying in the company for half a year, Brown Rain fell in love with two women, the empress of Kwon Boa and the empress of Lim Little Paradise. Brown rain secretly helped Lin Yin behind his back. Once, Lim Yoon A fainted from fatigue while practicing dancing in the cemetery. Brown rain carried her back to the office and let the cloud sleep in the office all night.

"That time I fainted in the cemetery, so you took me back to the office! I should have thought of it a long time ago. When I woke up, I slept in the manager's place. Of course, a manager saved me. I really appreciate you. If you hadn't come to help me at that time, I might have slept at the grave all night. "

"Allow son, you and I have the same place, also have different places, we all believe in Christianity, the difference is that I believe in Protestantism, you believe in Catholicism. Ten years ago, I fell in love with two women at the same time, Kwon Boa and you. Now I understand that my love for Bao Er is wrong. I only think that she is my sister, and the feelings between me and her are the feelings between my sister and my brother. This is family, not love. What I feel for you is true love. This feeling is wonderful, there is no reason and no reason. "

"I really am a Catholic. I joined Catholicism at the age of 16 and vowed to safeguard the dignity and interests of Catholicism all my life. For a long time, I only cared about one rescuer, and that person was Qian Feng. I didn't expect that besides him, I had a second rescuer. Blue-brown rain, blue-brown rain, why didn't you tell me earlier, or hint at it? I have been investigating this matter for seven or eight years. Who brought me to the office that day? I asked many people in the company, and they all said they didn't know. "

"I just do what I should do, do what I want to do, I don't need your gratitude. Yuner, you are quite perfect. You have only two obvious shortcomings. The first shortcoming is that you are too stubborn to listen to other people's opinions. The second shortcoming is that you are a crying child. You cry easily. You cry here today, there tomorrow, and you cry in front of many people. You don't care about your idol image at all. I hope you will change it later. "

"Ha ha, you're right. That's who I am. I will change it in the future. "

"Allow son, some pain, only experienced will understand, expressed in language, will only make people feel superficial, those sad things, only really experienced will understand. Real pain comes from the heart, and real sadness is a terrible feeling from the depths of the soul. I'm sorry to see you dating Li Shengji. For two years in a row, every day feels like a year. Only when I dance and choreograph can my inner sadness be released. Today, we finally danced face to face. Although I lost, I still feel very happy. I felt a little excited when the referee announced that I had failed. "

"The real pain is beyond ordinary people's understanding. When I broke up with Li Shengji, I was really in pain, and I didn't even want to live. I was going to commit suicide by jumping into the river. "

"ah! You really want to jump into the river, but it's a good thing you didn't. Many artists in our country committed suicide. There are many ways to commit suicide, some hang themselves, some take medicine, and the method you choose is actually jumping into the river. I'm telling you, jumping into the river is hard, and it must be ugly to die. If you really jump and throw yourself off, your sister and parents will feel very sad. Look at Su Li and Gu Yuan. They both ended their lives in extreme ways. Now they have got rid of the pain of living in the world, but their families have to bear great psychological pressure. Their relatives and friends cried their eyes out at the funeral. I still remember that day. Xiujing's eyes were swollen with tears.

"Come to think of it, Xiujing shouted dizzy at that time. Who are the most important people to me? The answers are relatives, parents and sisters. The three of them are the most important. Strangely, at this moment, I suddenly feel that all three of them are not important, only one thing is the most important. "

"What is the most important thing?"

"It's very simple, that is, acting is good, become a winner. This is my long-cherished wish in Lin Yun's family. "

"The cloud, you are the only woman in the world who tempts me, and the only woman who has an affair with me. It's a pity that you are not in love with me. You are in love with Li Shengji. "

"I admit that I used to love him very much. I really fell in love with him, but that's all over. I broke up with him long ago."

"My world is warm because of your presence, and my life is full of sunshine because of your presence. Allow, you are the most precious thing in my life. Because of you, my life has meaning. Seeing you makes everything sweet. I miss you and make my world warm. Because you appear in my life, my working hours and rest time are finally regular. I don't know what I live in this world for. Since I met you, I suddenly understood that I came to this world for one thing, to support you and accompany you. "

"As for you? Blue brown rain blue brown rain, you are also a talent. You are a young talent with high IQ. There are so many women in this world, why do you have to live for me? Men should focus on their careers and work hard! "

"I don't care, I wasn't sure before, but now I'm finally sure that I live in this world for you, and you are the only one in my life."

"I once had the same idea, living in this world is for Li Shengji, going to marry him, and then * * * for a lifetime. Park Yun-liu came to trouble and tried to poison me. After a life-and-death barrier, I reflected on my feelings with him, only to find that love is not so important, but career is the most important thing. Then I figured it out, figured it out, and broke up with him. Park Yun-hee, she is my enemy, and I should hate her by rights. Looking back now, I am very grateful to her. I really appreciate Park Yun-hee, and I really appreciate her. If she hadn't played tricks behind my back and let me see the essence of first love, Li Shengji and I might have really got married. "

"I also thank her, sincerely thank PiaoYunLiu, because of her, destroyed the relationship between you and Li Shengji, cause you to break up, share the rest of my life, PiaoYunLiu will always be my benefactor. Yuner, when you first started out, your figure was really poor. It's a straight line from top to bottom, and your figure is flat. You can't see any curves at all. Just look at your body, not your head. People think you are a man. In recent years, your body shape has changed, your body has become plump, and you are finally like a woman. "

"Hum! You mean I didn't look like a woman before? "

"Allow son in the past, the figure is too thin, like a bamboo pole, chest is very flat, hip is also very flat. Nowadays, the cloud is convex and backward, with a big and round chest, a pointed buttocks upturned, a round and fat buttocks upturned. Today, your chest looks like a bonobo, your hips look like Sharma, and your legs have changed and become straight. "

"You just lost the game, and I feel as if you didn't try your best."

"You see through it. Just now, it's not time for me to go all out. The owner of the bar said that I would dance a few ballroom dances with you in five minutes, and then I would do my best. "

Lim Yoon A changed into a colorful backless dress, then walked to the center of the dance floor in the blue-brown rain and danced a rainbow dance. This is the third time she has danced this classic dance. The first time she danced this dance, her partner was Lu Han. When she danced this dance for the second time, her partner was Li Shengji. Today, I danced this beautiful and desolate tango again. Now my partners are blue, brown and rain. When dancing with the blue-brown rain companion, Lim Yoon A felt his heart beat faster and his whole body was hot. The blue-brown rain made him feel warm, and he danced better than the first two partners. Lin Yinyi and Blue Brown Rain, two people showed a very tacit understanding, chest to chest, shoulder to shoulder, dancing back to back, perfectly showing the essence of tango.

The music of tango suddenly stopped, followed by elegant and implicit dance music. The distance between Lim Yoon A and the blue-brown rain suddenly became a little farther, and then he took a gentle dance step. In the last stage of the rumba dance, the two posed in a provocative manner. The slow music suddenly sounded, and the two of them danced a soft and dexterous waltz. When they posed with their feet together, the music came to an abrupt end, walked to the center of the dance floor and made a broken step. Two outstanding dancers Lim Yoon A and Blue Brown Rain danced tango, rumba and waltz respectively. Both of them were exhausted and sat in the corner for a long time. Jelly Lin said with a serious face, "Brown Rain, my title is the dance queen of Seoul. I'll call you the dancing king from now on. I am the queen of this city, and you are the king of this city. "

After leaving the bar, they climbed to the top of the mountain and prepared to watch the sunrise together. Came to the top of the mountain, Choi Soo Young and Zheng Jinghao are here, it seems that they also come to watch the sunrise, has arrived at four o' clock in the morning, a Lin Yin and blue brown rain sit together back to back, the top of the mountain suddenly quiet, dead silence, everything between heaven and earth seems to have stopped, everything in the world seems to be frozen at this moment. There are no stars and the moon in the dark night sky. Yin Yilin suddenly had an inexplicable fear. His eyes are not blind. Why can't he see anything There are no lights on this mountain. He can only see the darkness now. Choi Soo Young and Zheng Jinghao sat together back to back, and both seemed to be asleep.

At dawn, the sky suddenly brightened a little, and time, space and the world seemed to stop at this moment. Yin Yilin suddenly felt that her eyes shone, and bright and dazzling light appeared. In the distance in the east, the sun finally showed a small part. At the other end of the mountain, the sun rises slowly, and the light of sunrise is too strong. There was no rehearsal, no dialogue, but four people had a strange tacit understanding. They all stood up and looked at the sun collectively. Those who stayed at the top of the mountain didn't communicate in advance. At this point, they seem to have the same idea. They are all doing the same thing, staring at the east seriously. The sunrise is really beautiful. Blue, brown and rain smiled. Since the day Yilin Yin and Li Shengji met, that confident smile never appeared again, only a wry smile appeared. Today, however, this cheerful expression finally appeared.