On the Funny Personality of WeChat God's Comments

You told me here again that the foreman was looking for you everywhere and told you to hurry back to the construction site. There are still 20 tons of cement to be unloaded. The foreman said that if you don't come back, you 10 won't get a penny of 300 yuan's salary. And the village chief called me to tell you that widow Wang from the village next door came to your house to propose marriage and told you to go back to find her tomorrow when you got paid.

Lang: I am the most handsome in our class. I am the most handsome in school. Oriental: I am the most handsome in the world. Zi Hua: I am the most handsome in the universe. Sha Qianmo: I'm not as good as you. I'm just the most handsome of us.

You told me here again that the foreman was looking for you everywhere and told you to hurry back to the construction site. There are still 20 tons of cement to be unloaded. The foreman said that if you don't come back, you 10 won't get a penny of 300 yuan's salary. And the village chief called me to tell you that widow Wang from the village next door came to your house to propose marriage and told you to go back to find her tomorrow when you got paid.

Things are done, the child is finished, and I have arranged for her to stay in a hotel. As a brother, I have done everything I should. She is in a bad mood now, so I have time to see her. After all, she is your woman, and you don't answer your phone or return your text messages. I can only leave a message here, mind your own business.

Chickens lay eggs and shit, but you must only eat eggs and not shit, both chickens and people do. Every excellent person can lay eggs and shit. For example, he is good at starting a company, and you can buy his shares to make money. As for his nonsense, you don't have to learn. The most important thing for you is to eat more eggs, ignore chicken excrement, absorb nutrients and keep fit. Many people don't eat eggs and pursue bullshit all day. Can eating shit make you stronger?

I like the landlord, the article is so well written, and I know music. He is handsome, gentle and graceful, floating in the wind and polite. To tell the truth, I can hit ten at a time!

Old people talk about juvenile madness, treat kidney deficiency, and do not contain sugar. Golden hat mink fur, thousands of riding with Kang Wang. In order to repay the satrap of the whole city, Jiuzhitang was held for 300 years. Wine, breast and gall are still in business, watermelon frost, Guangzhi. Hold the festival cloud, three gold glucose. I can bow like a full moon and look northwest, King Adi. Ten years of life and death, Heng Yuanxiang, Yang Yang. Come back to China suddenly at night and learn a foreign language, New Oriental. Care for each other without words, washing is healthier.

Starting awesome mode, please wait a moment. 99, 9% are pretending to be awesome. An error occurred and the system crashed. Go back to teasing mode.

Why didn't you show up for a long time? Why are the * * sets in the dustbin often stolen? Why is the underwear in the women's bathroom of the nursing home leaked by the black hand? Why do thousands of donkeys scream at midnight? Who did the serial rape of pigs? Is it a person or a ghost who knocks at the door every night? What is hidden behind the unexpected pregnancy of hundreds of mummies? Is it the distortion of human nature or moral decay behind all this?

Zan, angry Zan, crazy Zan, Li Zan, super Zan, jumping off a building Zan, invincible Zan, vomiting blood Zan, national Zan, inexplicable Zan, infinite Zan, extremely Zan, absolutely Zan, extremely Zan will be praised, the strongest in history, praised and praised to the end.

According to research, the order of Chinese characters is not always clear. For example, when you read this sentence, you will find that the words in this book are all in a mess.

In order to consolidate our friendship, narrow the gap between the east and the west, curb the disparity between the rich and the poor, end social division, stabilize social order and promote Socialism with Chinese characteristics's modernization ... lend me 200 yuan!

No one can stop the footsteps of the soy sauce party. Only those who enter our soy sauce door can realize the avenue of soy sauce, the origin of soy sauce cultivation, the true nature of soy sauce, the true spirit of soy sauce, the glory of soy sauce and the glory of soy sauce. Why do our soy sauce scholars cherish the first battle? Soy sauce will win and restore supreme glory!

Professional praise for 20 years, send something, send it once every second, and the praise you have ordered can circle the earth more than 20 thousand times.

Being a woman is like Hu Yifei, with Barbie in appearance, Transformers in action, hooligans in thought and Dong Fangbubai in study.

High-end atmosphere is classy, low-key luxury has connotation, bold and unrestrained foreign flavor has depth, simple and fashionable international norms, low-end vulgar sports, soil suppression and melodramatic without lower limit, pretentious green tea bitch, fierce woman with soft inside, selling cute pouting scissors, melancholy and deep indifference, arrogant and handsome, Leng Yan noble and grounded, fashionable and bright and fresh, cute and non-mainstream, and the aristocratic dynasty killed Matt.

Looking at the astronomical phenomena last night, I found that one of the stars in the Big Dipper shifted two centimeters to the south, and I knew that the donor's luck had run out. Today, I saw that the donor's seal was black, his eyes were purple, he was talking nonsense and incoherent. It seems that the donor's life will soon be over! Shi mainly wanted to save the day by climbing the Himalayas and Mount Everest and asking the primitive Buddha for a pack of "Banlangen" clothes.

It is said that liking a course begins with liking the teacher. After a semester, my English has improved obviously ... but what if she is pregnant now?

They are all schoolmasters, all local tyrants, all beautiful girls, all handsome, all cute and all thin. I am still alive. See you in the world!

In order to consolidate our friendship, narrow the gap between the east and the west, curb the disparity between the rich and the poor, end social division, stabilize social order and promote Socialism with Chinese characteristics's modernization ... lend me 200 yuan!

Nowadays, women have lost their hair in their teens, so they are broken. At the age of 20, they don't know how many men they have fucked or how many husbands they have called, and they keep saying that they are * *. For this kind of woman, I just want to say: please contact me!

This is my first comment. I'm so nervous. What should I say? How many words can I type to show my literary talent? How about this? Will it become a hot topic? Will I write too far? Will it be too deep for others to understand? How can I write gracefully?

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You arranged it for me. The child has miscarried, and she has just been taken out of the hospital. Found her a hotel to stay in. As a brother, I did everything. After all, she is your woman, and you are still responsible. She is in a bad mood now. Come and see her. I can't help it I won't answer your phone or text you. Seeing that you are still in the mood to talk, I can only leave a message here. That's all. Mind your own business.

What a handsome boy playing football and a handsome boy playing basketball are all nonsense. As long as you are handsome, you are handsome enough to play glass balls, and ugly golfers are like shoveling shit. I fucking see through the world! Forget it, I'll play with glass balls!

Honey, I'm sorry to bother you. We are really helpless to reply to you here. Your order number: E6592322425 155 The Aoi sora version of the self-inflating doll you snapped up in our store within a limited time gave us a bad review. Seriously affected the sales of small stores. I hope you can change it to praise in your busy schedule. Thank you. You couldn't get through on the phone, and Wangwang didn't reply. We have no choice but to do so. Please forgive us.

I envy seeing you talk about it every day. You are good-looking, you use smart phones, you have money, you have many friends, and you talk about things that look great all day. Take anything to support my living expenses for a few months. I don't read much, and I am from the countryside. I haven't seen much of the world, so I can only watch you send it silently, praise it from time to time, and send it myself when I have time. It seems that I can pretend to know you well. Really, I'm so tired. Anyway, he urged me to give him his mobile phone back. I'm going to bed. Alas!

After reading what you said, I can't be calm for a long time! This talk is novel in conception, unique in subject matter, clear in paragraphs, strange in plot and full of ups and downs.

After reading what you said, my hands trembled slightly in shock, and even a few drops of urine shook out. My lips trembled for a long time and I couldn't wake up from the shock. I can't calm down anymore. I reached out and wiped my tears, and my trembling lips spit out three words: "Well written!

Fuck! (Although this comment is only 1, its grammar is rigorous, its words are neat, its structure is ingenious and catchy. It can be said that it is concise, which shows that the narrator's solid writing skills, clever writing style and terrible creativity are really admirable, and it is really the finishing touch and exclamation point.

First reply, so nervous! Are there any hidden rules? Do you need to take it off? What should I say? How many words does it take to show literary talent? Is it too far for me to write so well? It's so profound that others can't understand it? So excited! How can I pretend to reply frequently? So nervous!

Can you wait for me for a while? I'm nine feet tall and I'm outstanding in appearance. There are more than 30 villas, RVs and yachts in my home, and all my servants are equipped with Lamborghini. I have a doctorate in biology and am proficient in six languages, especially Japanese. I am an engineer, and I am preparing to tile the Great Wall at present! Most importantly, give me another bottle of Erguotou, and I can still blow it down!

You arranged it for me. The child has miscarried, and she has just been taken out of the hospital. Found her a hotel to stay in. As a brother, I did everything. After all, she is your woman, and you are still responsible. She is in a bad mood now. Come and see her. I can't help it I won't answer your phone or text you. Seeing that you are still in the mood to talk, I can only leave a message here. That's all, mind your own business!

Great! Great! . Landlord, your crown has Mitsudeki, do you know? He has a cross-training physique at a young age and is a once-in-a-century Wulin wizard! If one day I let you get through the second pulse of Ren Du, it won't fly to heaven. As the saying goes, whoever goes to hell will not go to hell, and the task of eliminating evil, punishing rape and maintaining world peace will be left to you. This Tathagata secretary is priceless. I think it's fate with you. You 10 yuan, I'll teach you.

Looking back on these three years, I have tasted the bitterness and hardships of society. From nothing at the beginning to 300,000, from 300,000 to 2 million, from 2 million to 8 million, from 8 million to180,000. I'm not showing off, I just want to tell my friends through my own experience: the higher the pixel of the mobile phone, the clearer the photos taken!

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