Collect jokes about waiters

A waitress in a hotel doesn't know many rules on her first day at work.

One day, a group of people who ate and drank at public expense came to dinner. The waitress brought turtle soup and forgot the name of the dish. A man asked, "What's your name?" "Ye Cuihua." Everyone was shocked. Ask again: "Why is it called this name?" "My dad took it." Everyone suddenly realized that the explanation was to ask the name of the dish. The waitress quickly replied, "Oh, this is a turtle. Your name is tortoise. " Everyone is unhappy.

After drinking, everyone wants to eat noodles. To find out the number of people, the waitress counted them by hand. Everyone was even more dissatisfied and shouted, "What are you?" "I am a dog!"

When the guest was having dinner, he said to the waiter, "Tea! (Check) "Waiter:"12345 ... ""Pour the tea! " Attendant: "98765 ..." "What are you?" "It belongs to (several) dogs." The guest was very angry and told the manager, who demoted him to clean the toilet. The next day, the guest took a nap and saw the waiter mopping the floor in the toilet. The waiter was very polite: "You go first." Guest: "You drag (take off) first." I'll drag after you fuck. " "You dragged me on" was controversial, so the waiter had to say, "If you don't care, I'll drag you on."