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A student was scolded by the teacher. The teacher said that you are really the troublemaker in our class. The student retorted and asked the teacher, if I am the troublemaker, what about my classmates
Do you know what the teacher said about me when I was in junior high school! ! ? She said I was a living dead! ! Just pretend that I am dead and not buried! ! ! He secretly went to the principal to file a complaint against me. The principal didn't know the situation and must have believed what the teacher said. Then on Monday, the whole school held a morning meeting and asked me to stand up! ! I don't know how I stood up! ! Then the principal asked me to do it! ! Then I did it! ! After school at noon, on the way to school, I just like Zhou Yu in the Three Kingdoms, vomited a mouthful of blood! ! ! ! ! Blood! ! ! Squirted out! ! What a mouthful of blood! ! ! ! I am lucky, but Zhou Yu was so angry that he died! ! I understand what the teacher means! ! She wants me to drop out of school automatically! ! She was probably thinking, this guy is really going to be a jerk this time! ! ! She didn't expect me! ! ! ! I won't leave school! ! ! Unless you fire me! ! ! It's a pity that some teachers are role models. It would be a big loss if they are not Zhao Gao! ! !
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