Humorous jokes

Wang: Then give this vacuum cleaner to the audience outside. Come on, you can choose one.

Player: Here we go.

Player: Stop!

Wang: This friend of Shandong138X06, we need to contact him now to give him a gift.

A man in Shandong: Hello.

Wang: Hello.

A man in Shandong: Hello.

Wang: Hello, where are you?

A man in Shandong: Huh? Where are you?

Wang: I'm from Beijing. I am ...

A man in Shandong: I'm from Shandong.

Wang: Huh?

A man in Shandong: I'm from Shandong.

Wang: Oh, hello, Shandong. What's the name of this audience?

A man in Shandong: Ah

Wang: What's your name?

A man in Shandong: What's your name?

Wang:-_-! Oh, my name is Wang. I waive your name.

A man in Shandong: What are you doing? Can I help you?

Wang: It's good to find you. Now I want to give you a present.

A man in Shandong: Good thing. . Did I win the lottery again?

Wang: We are a happy dictionary, and I am.

(Silence)

Shandong man: Wang?

Wang: Yes, Wang.

A man in Shandong: Really? What are you calling me for? Hello.

Wang: Really?

A man in Shandong: Really?

Wang: Really?

A man in Shandong: It doesn't sound like it to me. Why?

Wang:-_-! ! Ok, let our contestant give you a word, ok? Let our contestant send you a message, because she chose you.

A man in Shandong: Really?

Player: Hello.

A man in Shandong: Hello.

Player: Hello, this uncle.

A Shandong man: ... Uncle? I'm only in my twenties. Call me uncle.

Wang: Sorry, uncle, this year. . That noble man

A Shandong man: ... twenty-five.

(Laughter).

Wang: Sorry, your voice is more mature, because our contestant is a …

Shandong man: Are you Wang?

Wang: Really.

A man in Shandong: How can you call me?

Wang: You are our member, so we have a gift for you.

A man in Shandong: My partner always likes to watch your program.

Wang: Thank you. Do you know what gift to give you? We will give you a household vacuum cleaner.

A man in Shandong: You don't have to pay taxes, do you?

(Laughing again)

Wang:-_-! ! ! It's so practical. According to the national regulations, you still have to pay taxes.

A man in Shandong: You are not cheating money, are you?

(hilarious No.3)

Wang: ... this 25-year-old uncle, you are very young. Have you met many liars? You are very vigilant.

A man in Shandong: I heard there was an audience at the scene, right?

Wang: Come on, let our audience give it to him. Let's talk about a happy dictionary. Come 1, 2, 3.

Audience: open your heart ~ talk ~ code ~

Wang: Can you believe it?

A man in Shandong: A group of people fooled me.