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What should I do if my long-distance boyfriend cheats (I found him cheating through ANT FOREST)?
There is a saying: Why are men afraid of women's doubts? Not afraid of her unreasonable troubles, but a woman's intuition is too accurate!
The accuracy of a woman's intuition is often reflected when a man is sharp.
Although the network technology is developed now, cheating can be more hidden, but women are prodigies if they want to find a man to cheat!
I believe that after reading these 36 things that women find men cheating, do you suspect that all women in love are Sherlock Holmes?
There is no derailment that APP can't find, only you who don't work hard 0 1.
I found out that he cheated through ANT FOREST.
ANT FOREST from Alipay, do you know?
Living with a programmer's boyfriend, life is good.
One day, I watered me with my boyfriend's mobile phone as usual.
By the way, criticize him for not taking the initiative to water me.
As a result, he replied that he never looked at ANT FOREST, let alone watered it.
But I found that in the timeline, there was a record of his watering.
I only water one person, not every day. This man is my best friend!
At least we had dinner together, because it was AA, so they added friends.
Then I checked my chat record with my boyfriend according to the date of watering.
When I found out that my best friend had returned to the water,
Boyfriend is either working overtime or taking part in the group activities of the company. Anyway, he just came home late.
Isn't this coincidence too obvious?
I guess he watered it twice just to make an appointment?
When a best friend comes back once, it's an appointment. When she comes back twice, it's an appointment.
Finally, while he was at work, I packed all my things and went home.
By the way, I watered them three times and told them to be shameless!
02
On New Year's Day, his father sent him a text message in the middle of the night saying that her husband had a happy holiday.
03
When the phone rings, look at me first if you have any news.
Shit, you should have seen it when the phone rang. Why are you looking at me?
04
Tik Tok has an automatic recommendation mechanism. Once he automatically recommended his cheating partner Tik Tok to me.
The pictures of them inside shocked me. ...
05
In the WeChat campaign, he was identified as lying and cheating.
06
Click on his WeChat wallet, and then click on the change to see the change details.
Please be cautious if there are -5.2, -52,-13. 14,-1310.4 and other transactions.
07
During pregnancy, I found that he began to come home late frequently.
I basically don't go home until one or two in the evening. The first thing I want to do when I go home is to take a shower.
He held his mobile phone tightly.
After he fell asleep, I checked many of his accounts and derailed the stone hammer.
08
After the quarrel, I looked at his mobile phone and ordered a takeaway.
What, didn't you say you worked all day?
What is the address of this order? Continue to browse, book an address, book a hotel.
09
I want to send some specialties to his mother, but I don't want to tell me the address.
I am confused by all kinds of clues. Finally, one day, I checked his icould when his iPad was unlocked.
Unexpectedly, he divorced!
I finally got an appointment with his ex-wife, a very kind and temperamental woman, which proves that he is a liar!
10
I have always felt that my husband is loyal and reliable, and spoiling me is like spoiling my daughter.
Until one day, he took a shower and the screen of his mobile phone was unlocked.
I looked at his mobile phone out of curiosity and boredom.
Only to find out that he has been cheating for half a year! I'm going to collapse!
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The only time I played mobile phone with him.
Seeing the photo album, the child my cousin is holding looks like him.
The sixth sense told me to tell him directly: your son looks like you.
Then he acquiesced.
A woman's sixth sense is more magical than black technology. If there is something more magical than black technology, I think it must be a woman's intuition!
12
My predecessor's computer changed the password,
I tried the name of the next girl, and it opened.
13
A girl went shopping with her best friend in the evening, and then her boyfriend came to see her. Girls and friends look at clothes together, and boyfriends follow. She has a wonderful feeling that there is a silent tacit understanding between friends and boyfriends. You know, the kind where two people shouldn't know each other,
But there will be a moment or two when two people are looking at each other. Girls are afraid of being too sensitive. Later, she went to the bathroom with her friends and her boyfriend was waiting for them outside. Two people come out after washing their hands (their hands are wet).
The girl suddenly said deliberately, Oh, I left my mobile phone inside. Please wait for me. Then I ran in. She went into the bathroom and dried her hands with a hand dryer. When she came out again, she didn't find anything wrong with them. She said go. Then go and hold her boyfriend's hand. Then, she found that her boyfriend had some water on his hand.
14
When I came back from a business trip, I found that the shower position in the bathroom was transferred to a lower position.
My ex-boyfriend is taller, so he doesn't feel that the shower is lower than when I use it.
But I'll notice.
So my reasonable inference is that he cheated on me and the other party was shorter than me.
15
When I first came to the hotel with my boyfriend,
I found that his mobile phone was automatically connected to the hotel's WiFi.
16
I found a boyfriend still using the expression of sticking out his tongue in my WeChat.
People who chat a lot will affect each other's language expression habits.
I don't like this expression. He hasn't used it before.
You can imagine.
17
A girl told me that she found out from a selfie that her boyfriend was having an affair. Why?
She said that the photo was taken in the bathroom and found her cosmetics hidden in the mirror.
I mean, it doesn't mean anything, does it?
She said that if a man suddenly carefully put away the things used by women at home,
Especially the cosmetic shower gel, can only prove that another woman has been here.
After listening, I felt a chill.
18
I used to ask him what he had eaten, but he would only tell me what he had eaten.
Once I asked him what he had eaten, and he replied that I ate casually.
I knew it. That time he had dinner with a female colleague.
19
When I came back from the toilet at night, I found a piece of toilet paper in the wastebasket, which was not folded like our home.
Hehe, he confessed. ...
20
As a person who doesn't like studying at school, one day he suddenly told me that now we should study hard and stop pestering each other. I'm beginning to wonder. ...
2 1
I found feminine pads in the bathroom,
It's not mine either, because I have never lived here at all.
22
I dated my boyfriend last month. I can use content, tone,
And the frequency of reply. Guess what he is doing.
Cheating is too easy.
As long as he starts talking about other women in front of you more often, you can start to be wary.
23
The experience of a 50-year-old woman ...
The woman pretended to travel. Before she left, she folded a corner on the bed sheet and quilt. When she came back, she found that she had not moved for a week.
After instructing his prospective daughter-in-law to follow up the investigation, she ended up in a nest. ...
24
I found on the driving recorder that Xiaosan takes the bus every day.
There are also dull women, but not all women inherit the excellent genes of keen intuition.
25
My boyfriend asked me to go to his house to clean up.
As a result, I found lipstick, some skin care products and a bag in his room (I usually hate spending money on it).
I think it was a surprise that he came to his senses and prepared for me.
I asked him happily on my mobile phone, but I didn't expect me to think too much.
When we met in the evening, he confessed that he cheated on me, and I haven't recovered yet. ...
26
We have been together for two years, and one day I wanted to go to his qq on a whim.
It turns out that he has been married for several years!
A phone call revealed his secret.
He once made a phone call at home, which was a normal working conversation.
I mentioned the name of a girl in the same project when I was talking about business trip arrangements.
There was a muffled voice when he mentioned her name.
Tight and happy, a faint smile is like a carp in a dark pool, which passes in a flash.
My heart suddenly sank. Divided.
28
About my friend:
One day she called her boyfriend and asked where you were.
His boyfriend replied, "I'm at school!" " "
Two seconds, with this sentence, she judged that her boyfriend was cheating.
Because if her boyfriend is really at school,
Will tell her a very specific location, not a very general location.
29
On the way back from climbing the mountain, he received a phone call with a wrong tone and expression.
I asked him who he was, and he only said he was a friend.
I grabbed my mobile phone and read WeChat in a rage. It was my ex-girlfriend.
My ex-girlfriend who has been married to me for seven years!
30
When I come to see the confinement, I get stiff near me.
He offered to sleep in separate beds, saying it didn't hurt me.
I answered the phone the next day, put on my shorts and ran out to answer it.
When I came back, I asked him who he was, and he said he was a friend we met together.
Showed me the phone records.
Hehe, the timing is not right. Who are you kidding?
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I remember we quarreled and had a long cold war.
Click to view, during our quarrel,
The woman sent a message: I had a nightmare, I was scared, and I missed my dear.
I know my love is really gone.
A few days later, after twelve o'clock in the evening, I called.
He pretended to be asleep,
But I obviously heard a woman say who on the phone?
There are always some gods to help you. Some people cheat and lie. Even roommates, friends, even children and God can't stand it!
32
Long-distance love, once I called him, I had a whim to ask him to give the phone to my roommate. I want to say hello.
Naughtily ask my roommate who I am.
His roommate replied stupidly: Yes, aren't you XX (the name of a strange woman)? ...
Then, no then.
33
Our school. 10 One night, I suddenly called to tell me that I was so sleepy after reviewing all day today and wanted to go to bed early. Good night ~ I just had time to say that I wanted to call back and found that my phone was turned off. He is not in the habit of turning off his phone. I'm a little worried about whether he is ill. 10 is not too late. Ride all the way to see what happened. I knocked at the door to ask about the situation.
My honest roommate exclaimed, didn't you say you were going out to get a room tonight? Not with you?
Me:?
34
I went to see my ex in a different place, met his aunt, and took her daughter out to play.
The little girl said, "Brother, why did you change your sister?"
35
It seems that God loves me dearly and gives me a dream.
Feeling groggy, I had a nightmare all night, dreaming that my husband was with a woman.
When I woke up, I didn't remember the details of the specific characters, but I was flustered and inexplicably angry.
After waking up, my husband lay down to sleep and picked up the phone to open WeChat.
A girl's head appeared in the head screen. I clicked in first and saw a stone hammer.
All kinds of ambiguity, all kinds of care, all kinds of 99.99 red envelopes, all kinds of buying gifts.
However, he refused to admit it.
The next day, the crazy woman cried and felt sorry for herself.
Lost his identity, and let people see the joke.
36
Mom said that dad always takes that woman with him when he goes out to play.
Singing and cuddling in ktv was told by my mother's friend who runs ktv.
Dad often takes his mobile phone to the balcony at night and stays there for a long time.
People who never mute their mobile phones before often mute their mobile phones now, and even take them into the bathroom when taking a shower.
Mother saw all this in her eyes, but never said anything.
She put up with many things for me.
But I lost faith in marriage. ...
Alas, I was a little at a loss when I was sorting these out today.
Why do people cheat in their feelings? You know, there is no windtight wall in the world. If you don't want others to know, the best way is not to do it.
Few women can walk out of a man's cell phone alive with a smile.
It may take a long time to heal the pain of betrayal.
I hope women never have to be so smart. I also hope that people in love, if they want to give up, please say so, and don't sneak behind their backs.
Jin Bo, a happy relationship instructor:
In the relationship between two people, whoever loses will change, not the other party.
Finally, it is also suggested that people with inner pain should love themselves more, stop losses in time, get out of pain and meet better themselves again.
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