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The story of the plaque on Zhengyangmen: What slaves did the nine clansmen become because of that woman's words?
1. God punished you for causing disasters in this year or so, especially the locust plague, halved the national tax revenue, and finally even Zhu Youmou tried his best to save it, which had no effect. Later, with the idea of God punishing you, he wanted to go outside to see what went wrong, so Zhu Youmou, who was in high spirits, planned to leave the palace with a group of people.
Second, I was hooked back, but before Zhu Youmou stepped out of the palace gate, I saw a flood of locusts, so Zhu Youmou returned to the palace under the escort of eunuchs. Of course, no one dared to laugh at Zhu Youmou, but he wouldn't do it himself, so he wanted to find a reason, so Zhu Youmou began to talk nonsense.
Third, it has become the default word. Of course, no one dared to touch Zhu Youmou's head again except the steel-toed girl, so the words on the plaque at Zhengyangmen haven't been changed, and then the monarch naturally won't hit his ancestors in the face, so he didn't intend to change the words. In the Qing dynasty, the word was not changed because it inherited many rules of the Ming dynasty, so the word has been passed down to the present, so it is used when traveling.
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