The madman teased: How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

How many people does it take for an electrician to replace a burnt-out light bulb?

A: You only need one person, but when you look for him, you can't find him.

What if it was a critic?

A: It takes two people. One changed the light bulb, and the other criticized him.

What if it was a father?

A: It takes three people. He would order his wife to hold the stool and his son to hold the flashlight.

What if it were a poet?

A: It takes four people. One curses the darkness, one lights a candle, one remembers the light, and one changes the light bulb (not necessarily).

What if it's a policeman?

A: It takes five people. One is responsible for blocking, protecting the scene, sounding the alarm, one is registered and put on record, at least two are responsible for tracing the broken light bulb, and one is responsible for replacing the light bulb.

What if it is a bureaucrat?

A: Yes ... I don't know how many people are needed. They will ask the father to take his wife and son to the management department to state the damage of the light bulb, and record and sign it. Then they will order the police to investigate and collect evidence, verify the cause of light bulb damage, and analyze and identify the accident. The electrician must provide the theoretical materials that the light bulb may burn naturally, as well as the wiring diagram and detailed operation process when he installs the light bulb, so as to prove that his operation is correct and standardized, and write a written review without leave.

Finally, the bureaucrats have to hold three meetings, including the leadership meeting, the analysis and discussion meeting of department heads and the enlarged meeting at the grassroots level, to study and solve the problem of replacing light bulbs, and to issue specific arrangements for replacing light bulbs in the form of documents and implement them layer by layer; A is responsible for recycling waste light bulbs, B approves the application for buying new light bulbs, C, D, E ... several people go through the application procedures, S is responsible for assigning procurement tasks, T fills in the purchase order, U accepts light bulbs, V reimburses invoices, and W checks and supervises. ...

Critics will not be idle, they will comment, analyze and predict all stages of events-poets will also be very busy. They will write poems from different angles around the event, or curse the darkness, or denounce corruption, or praise the light, or praise honesty-in short, poets will spread the event to all aspects and fields of social life-then, who can easily replace the burnt light bulb in the shortest time by their own strength?