What jokes do girls have to laugh at?

The jokes that girls must laugh at are:

I called my deskmate on the first day of school, and the teacher asked me to call my parents. I said: nothing, I can hit him myself!

Second, man: marry me! Do you think we will be happy after marriage? M: Of course. W: How do you know? Man: You are such a man. Even if love fails, friendship can last forever.

Third, the doctor asked the patient how the fracture happened. The patient said, I felt sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes with a telephone pole. One of them passed by and thought I was electrocuted, so he picked up a stick and gave me two!

A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch. A policeman came over: What's the matter? Drunk: I don't know. I just arrived.

Old classmate, long time no see. What's your annual salary now? B: Three million. A: Is there 200,000 to 300,000 that month? Yes, this is the basic salary. A: Not bad. What do you do? B: Dreaming.

6. On the way, I met my dad to buy lottery tickets. I asked him, "Dad, what are you going to do when you win the grand prize?" As a result, my dad glanced at me. "Why do you care so much? What is it to you? "

7. "Our manager said that selling insurance requires shameless spirit." "That's why you go to the ladies' room to sell insurance!" Asked the policeman.

Eight, one day, the phone rang at home, because I didn't answer it at my parents' door, and my parents didn't answer it either, so I had to get dressed and get up to answer the phone, only to hear my dad say on the other end of the phone: Send me the TV remote control.

Teacher: Xiaoming, please do a sentence imitation exercise of "If every drop of water can represent a blessing, I will send you an ocean"! Xiaoming: If each flower represents a blessing, I will send you a wreath! In an instant, the whole class is sensational! ! ! Teacher: Go, go, go now!

10. Today, an idiot asked his sister out and said, "Girl, I think you have a good eye and integrity. Can you bury in my ancestral grave to ward off evil spirits in a hundred years? "I guess this idiot may not find a girlfriend in my life.

XI. M: Lovely girl, why did you reject me then? Woman: Because my heart beats faster every time I see you, I blush and my heart beats. I thought I would get sick and die with you.