Make sentences with my mother (about 30)

1) God, that's amazing. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. It's incredible. Is it true?/You don't say.

2) Video recording for the first time after work. When I was ready, it was already dark. What should I do? Sweat dripped from my forehead. Young man, why don't you open the lens cover? I'm dizzy!

3) Love mom and call home! Love mom, always go home if you have nothing to do! Love mom, talk to mom! Love mom, don't let mom worry! Love your mother and be more filial to your mother! Mother's day, bless your mother!

4) Eat chicken, fork chicken, monotonous chicken, God! Wrong touch! Da Peng?

5) At lunch, I heard that people were going to be laid off, damn it!

6) Shit ... No, no, it's ... Actually, it's not my fault. Mainly this basin, Li Shixinzhi /9 153650. It has a gap ... Wang Xiaojian?

Oh, my God.

My body is not there yet.

What the hell am I practicing?

The sound of crying or vomiting

I am so ugly.

No hands or feet yet.

Oh, my God.

When will this wait?

8) once

I even received a diary of the puppy's growth.

Oh, my god.

Photocopyed

It is estimated that the mother poodle will not rest until she has dispersed her friends.

Giant pervert.

Oh, my God.

Deceive the corpse! Brother Zhou saw the floating corpse in the water and suddenly moved.

I can't help but cry in horror.

Pointing to the "corpse": this

What the hell is this? "A pack to force guy.

What a fuss.

10)

Bing Jian is excited.

Oh, my God.

Wuya shopping mall

The biggest shopping center in this city actually walked with me.

1 1) oh, my god

I won't throw myself into the jaws of death.

Is there no return?

12) Chen Haixin behind was dumbfounded: Oh, my God!

It turns out the boss is so desperate.

Also began to bombard the tree.

13) oh, my god! As soon as I get out

A group of reporters immediately gathered around and began to ask questions.

The spotlight is flashing.

Mom hugged me.

Under the protection of dad and big brother.

It took a long time to get on the bus.

14) Two people said in unison! "mama ah

It's bloody! That's disgusting. "

15) Shit!

The man looked at the plane.

How can you eat so much-you won't be hungry for more than ten days?

Ordered so many things

I wonder if I can have money in time.

16) Shit!

Sister Hong doesn't wear a hood after taking a shower.

Her towering peaks are faintly visible.

Ripe grapes are particularly dazzling.

17) whenever I see other children throwing themselves into their mother's arms like coquetry, when her mother scolds them with kind words; Whenever I hear another mother humming a lullaby with her child in her arms or telling a mysterious legend, Li Shixin's capital makes me cry with envy. How I wish I had such a mother!

18) When I was a child, I used millet mixed with wine to catch sparrows. It is said that it can make sparrows drunk, so I added more wine, more wine and more wine. Half an hour later, I saw a group of chickens, cocks and hens lying in the yard. Damn it! The chicken is drunk!

19) You live in Baiyun Mountain and I live in Black Land. What do you think about every day? Lend you a cloud and a piece of soil with me to make two clay figurines, one like you and the other like me. When the wind blows, turn around. Oh, my God, we are a couple!

20) One day, I took a bus and suddenly snored like thunder in the carriage. That guy must have made everyone very uncomfortable. At this time, the driver came to an emergency stop, and the buddy fell down and suddenly got up and said, "God, are you at home?" .

2 1) Brother smiles at you in the street, which makes you feel beautiful. After frying and laughing, you waved your hand, which really made people want to leave? I bowed my head in embarrassment, my face turned red, and my heart was really shocked? Oh, my God, my pants are on inside out.

22) A mother gave birth to a girl named Mei Li, and others asked her why she took such a vulgar name. Mother replied, "In this way, people will call me beautiful mother!" " " .

23) It is said that Aunt Wang, who lives next door, came from the remote Great Northern Wilderness with a wolf. She was in a panic when she met a man. When she met a woman, her heart flew. When she met an old man, she asked for sugar. Grab money when you meet a child. Out of curiosity, she looked in. Oh, my God! You are a hooligan!

24) The mobile operator is at home on weekends, and suddenly there is a phone at home. He answered the phone and asked, "Hello, this is operator 0607. What can I do for you? " The other party said: I am * mom. Then ask: Mom, what can I do for you? I'm looking for my own daughter.

25) Anyone who loves is heartbroken, and it's bad luck to do anything. The shame in my heart is like soot on the ground, leaving me no choice but to fall asleep and wake up drunk again. I didn't expect the legs of the bed to be half broken, but they didn't collapse enough, so I sat in the screwdriver, damn it! My thigh!

26) Son: "Dad, why did you marry your mother?" Dad: Because dad likes mom! Son: "I like my mother, too, so I want to marry my mother!" " " .

talk nonsense

I believe in devil brothers in Prada.

A table * *

Which one is you, pig?

Oh, my God.

Brother Xin, is it really you?

How did this * * come from?

28) Ling Xiao didn't wait to ask what was going on.

I saw the little girl pull out a small gong from nowhere.

There was a heavy knock.

"Oh, my God! Someone's dead! The lap runner is great! " .

29) In the program

Tian Xin's Northeast dialect from time to time is so funny.

What "ouch" and "ouch!"

So cute! Tianxin confesses.

30) Yao has a guilty conscience and dare not look closely.

Stride over there.

Reach into the bottom of the pot

Hot Buddha's birthday is coming soon.

The second Buddha ascended to heaven.

Shouting: "My God!" .