202 1 the latest cold jokes with personality

1. police uncle's confession method "I have been paying attention to you for a long time, please come with me."

2. Lori has it.

Third, the body is soft and easy to push down. Goddess has

Sambo, why do you want to take a shower? Diao siyou

Three wastes, are you there? Are you busy going to bed early?

Today, I suddenly received a short message from my son: Dad, I still have a chance to get rich.

The second generation? I have mixed feelings, tossing and turning at night, then biting my teeth and stamping my feet, picking up my mobile phone and forwarding this message to my dad.

4. "Girl, do you like reading?" "I like it." "Uncle likes to see you, too."

Whenever a man says that he has tidied up his room, the standard usually means that the road from the door to the bed has been opened.

6. Break up with your girlfriend. We asked each other to take off the clothes we bought for each other, and the noisy picture became limited. ...

7. I am in a hurry to go out today. I drove a little faster and accidentally knocked down an old lady. I quickly got off the bus and said, "Sister, are you all right?" The old lady got up and patted the clothes and said, "The young man has a sweet mouth. I'm fine. Go! "

Eight. I suggest you have another glass of wine. Since then, Xiao Lang has been a passer-by. (Teacher's comment: So rude? )

Nine. My classmates help me with my lessons.

After three months, finally, his grades also dropped.

10. Don't sing for the rest of your life. Girls don't work hard to make money and don't want to be beautiful. For the rest of their lives, you cook, wash clothes, do housework, be rejected, look after the children or you. 1 1. "Do something for me. I want to rule the whole universe. " "It's too difficult. Change it. " "Help me with my homework." "Get ready, let's occupy the solar system first."

Twelve. Boys are that simple. No matter what help we need, there is only one simple request, "call dad."

Thirteen. "What are you afraid of in a long-distance relationship?" "Every time you call late at night, she will catch her breath and tell you that she is running."

Fourteen. Once a buddy said to his daughter-in-law, hey, daughter-in-law, I had a divination two days ago, and the old man said I was.

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I met an obstacle when I was 35. His daughter-in-law said: Why? The grave was dug?

15. I really envy you people with stories. Unlike me, a handsome word has been carried out all my life!

16. If God closes a door for me, please close the window. Dad is going to turn on the air conditioner.

Seventeen. "Very diligent" this

Five words, I thought about it before I turned to the front.

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18. Today, I was playing with my mobile phone after class. Suddenly, someone was lying on my back. I thought it was my girlfriend and kissed her. As a result, it is the class teacher. ...