The humorous homophonic joke of "tragedy" is longer or longer.

1, life is a coffee table filled with cups. As a tragedy, we want to add tea and think that there is no tea set (gap) with others. As a result, everyone said that tableware should be used now (tragedy). We perished in silence and became stationery; It broke out in silence and became a torch. We want to protect ourselves, and we all become masks. We want to be a blockbuster, and it has become a Beijing opera. Never get together again, holding hands and looking at each other with tears, has become a pantomime. Life is one's own tragedy and others' eye washing (comedy).

I told God that I was thirsty, so God gave me many cups.

Life is like a coffee table, with cups on it. When we think we have jumped out of a tragedy, we have actually fallen into another tragedy. If you find that you are not caught in another tragedy ... congratulations. . It's just a joke ... because you left it on the coffee table.

One day, a guest came to my house, and my father asked me to help him get a cup. I thought to myself: tragedy, oh, so that's it.

When my father saw that I had brought my mother, he said, "What a shame! Why did you bring my mother? "

When the guests saw my mother's murderous look, they made an excuse and left.

I said to my father, "Dad, I brought you tragedy." Then I left.

Going downstairs, I vaguely heard: "Son of a bitch, my son said that you were sleeping with a female colleague in the hotel and let him sleep alone, saying, what did you do with her?" I tell you, you are a tragedy ... "

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0-3 years old: bottle;

4-22 years old: coke cup;

23-50 years old: wine glasses;

5 1-70: tea cups;

After 7 1 year: infusion bag or infusion bottle. . .

People are experiencing one tragedy after another!

Hope to adopt!