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Please give me a script! School drama. Funny and meaningful.

"Little Shenyang and Big Big Wolf"

(Script)

Characters: Little Shenyang Red Wolf and Big Big Wolf

Theme: Protecting Wild Animals Focusing on humor and stress relief

Act 1

(No. 2 chases the light and narrates) The curtain opens at the same time as the narration says

Narration: This is a scene In the beautiful primeval forest, there lives a group of wolves, one of which is very famous, he is the Big Gray Wolf. Because he can never catch the sheep, he is always hit with a pan (emphasis added). He cannot control the power of the family. He does all the dirty work including catching the sheep, oh my god! His wife is here, flash!

(No. 2 chases the light and dies)

(Red Wolf sits in the middle of the stage with his legs crossed): Old Gray, come here, my arm is sore! Knead it quickly!

Big Gray Wolf (goes on stage with bowed head, hands raised, giving Red Wolf a violent massage): That’s enough!

Red Wolf: Stop talking nonsense, I haven’t eaten meat for a long time recently, go and catch a sheep! ! !

Big Big Wolf: Don’t you know that human poaching has been frequent recently and all the sheep have been killed?

Red Wolf: Sheep are not rare animals. Even if the sheep are gone, what will be left on the earth? Don't fool me! Look at the pot! ! ! (Shows the pan)

Big Big Wolf: No, no, no! ! ! I'll go, I'll go. You should be careful when you go out. I'm not scaring you. The hunter's bullets are not spent... raw... rice! ! ! (Running away) (Red Wolf pouted and twisted off the stage)

Act 2

(Gray Wolf ran on stage with a head protector)

Gray Wolf: Oops, this makes me so angry. Since ancient times, it has been difficult to raise a villain and a she-wolf.

Little Shenyang (running up with a flag and waving it): Oh my god, is this the legendary unopened forest? What bright sunshine! ! ! What a wonderful sound! (frog croaking)

Narrator: That’s a toad.

Little Shenyang (turning around to look): Who hates being silent so much? (Walking to the center of the stage and dubbing "pia pia land"): Hello everyone, I am Xiao Shenyang, the tour guide of the forest tour group. My English name is Xiao Shenyang.

Little Shenyang: (Applause, talking) It’s so good, so good, huh? Let me howl for you now. Why? What about the lyrics? (Looking down to find the lyrics)

Big Big Wolf (hiding behind the props, sticking his head out and saying): Wow! Not a hunter! Hey, no gun...just one person? (jumps out) Hahaha, God will never destroy me! Although there are no sheep left, it would be nice to catch someone for a try. (Sneaking around behind Little Shenyang)

Little Shenyang: The warm spring wind/The butterflies have also eaten/Silly me/... (Howling wolf)

Little Shenyang: Oops, what's going on? Why did there be a monster when I first came in? My software

hasn't been upgraded yet!

(Big Big Wolf walked behind Xiao Shenyang and patted his shoulder): Cry Niqi!

Little Shenyang: (startled, turned around, rubbed eyes) Who are you?

Big Big Wolf: Your brother wolf...

Little Shenyang (excitedly grabbing the paw of Big Big Wolf and cheering everywhere): Oh mom, you... you are that Lang Lang who plays the piano Bar! Oh, I always admire you! Whoever is here, don't let him get away!

Big Big Wolf (deeply): What’s that look in your eyes? I’ve never seen a wolf! You can't run away this time.

Little Shenyang: Oh my god! Look, I just came in... I haven’t even opened my eyes yet! (Head drooped)

Big Gray Wolf: In fact, your human life is short. Before you even open your eyes, your whole life has passed...

Little Shenyang: Goodbye, offstage. Yes, Yangzi just disappeared...

(Gray Wolf pulled little Shenyang away)

Act 3

Gray Wolf (talking to himself): Wife! Wife! Where are you?

Narration: She just went out.

Big Big Wolf: (said through gritted teeth) It's best not to come back...Children, come out! ! ! Red Wolf is not at home! ! !

(The wolves come on stage to sing and dance): Don’t look at me as just a wolf, the fat meat becomes more delicious because of me...

Little Wolf 1: Uncle Gray, this man is awake!

Little Shenyang: (drowsily): Where am I...?

Wolves: Wolfsburg.

Little Shenyang: Is there still such a place on earth? Which developer is doing this project?

Gray Wolf: Huh... I won’t dare to eat you even if Red Wolf is not around.

Little Shenyang: Who dares to eat me? I beat it to death.

Big Big Wolf: Look, look. You humans are so arrogant. You don't even have a brick in your hand and you still dare to talk nonsense.

Little Shenyang: We have guns!

Big Big Wolf: Gun? (panicked) Forget about that thing, I wouldn’t be where I am today without a gun! Look at you humans, flying all over the mountains and plains for a few tusks are full of bullets. It’s pitiful for the elephant brothers, who finally managed to grow some precious things, but you still let them pick them out.

Little Shenyang: Hey, look at your righteous words, who doesn’t know that wolves are the cruelest animals? Aren't you the ones who usually look fierce and run rampant in the forest?

Wolves: Go to hell! ! !

(Black scene) (Violin) (Big Gray Wolf and other wolves lowered their heads and wiped away tears)

Big Gray Wolf: You... how many of our brothers have you killed! ! !

Little Wolf 2: Every day, we fall asleep next to the corpses of our companions

Little Wolf 3: Running in a pool of blood

Little Wolf 4: Memories in the smoke of gunpowder The carefree life before...

Little Wolf 5: We hid here and there, witnessing every tragedy that happened...

Little Wolf 6: The antelope was hit by a bullet Strong legs

Little Wolf 7: The bear's skin was cruelly cut open

He: How can there be such a big difference between lives under the same blue sky?

Little Shenyang: This... actually I can't stand it anymore.

Big Big Wolf: Real or fake?

Little Shenyang (whispering): At this juncture, who dares to say that he is used to it?

Big Big Wolf (excitedly): Really? I never thought there were good people out there!

Little Shenyang: In fact, you are quite pitiful. I have seen your movies, buddy. One is a hunter and the other is a red wolf. It’s such a dire situation.

Big Big Wolf (happily holding paws with little Shenyang): You and I are really wolf-hearted!

Little Shenyang: It sounds awkward to me...

{Auspicious Three Treasures Tune}

Big Big Wolf: Wolf heart?

Big Big Wolf: When will humans stop being crazy?

Little Shenyang: In a few years

Big Gray Wolf: When will animals stop wandering?

Little Shenyang: I don’t know

Big Big Wolf: When will I no longer have to be afraid?

Little Shenyang: I don’t know

Big Big Wolf: When will we become a harmonious family...

Little Shenyang: Dog lungs?

Big Big Wolf: What?

Xiao Shenyang: When can we meet again?

Big Big Wolf: I don’t know

Little Shenyang: When

(Double chasing light) (Gunshot) {JJ Lin - The Killer} Street Dance - Hunter Double Wu (finally aiming his gun at Big Big Wolf and other wolves): Go to hell! (All in slow motion)

(The hunter appears and one of them rubs his eyes): I forgot to wear my glasses today. Forget it, whoever is killed counts! (Raises gun and shoots) (Slideshow shows Bullet Big Gray Wolf throwing his hands at Little Shenyang and howling in pain)

(No. 1 Chasing Light) Big Gray Wolf (affectionate confession): I am always like this, only time passes and I understand Cherish, think of every time spent in the green grassland, think of the battle of wits and courage with the fat sheep... Perhaps this is the fate of the wolf, destined to be beaten to death. But what about you humans? The creatures around you are disappearing one by one, and the environment is deteriorating day by day. Don't you have any regrets in your hearts? Where have your guilt and kindness gone? If... I can use my death to awaken the conscience of mankind, then I will have no regrets! ! ! {Zhang Dongliang - Tears of Polaris} (Slowly falling to the ground during the climax)

Little Shenyang: Brother Gray! ! !

(Two hunters and dancers) stepped forward to help Little Shenyang, and Little Shenyang angrily threw away their hands and covered their faces before exiting)

Narration: In this way, Big Gray Wolf died from a human gun . Maybe in the future our descendants will only see the appearance of wolves in textbooks.

When the mountains are flattened and the rivers dry up, how long can humans survive?

Scene change

(All actors appear and sing together)