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"If you don't give me a gift of 600,000 yuan, my daughter will find another family." What do you think of the approach of the prospective mother-in-law?
"Originally we were eating together, but her relatives asked her about something in the middle, so she took the first step. Look, these are the bowls and chopsticks she just ate, and she hasn't finished the meal yet. ”
He originally wanted to ask Han Bin who the car was and who the person was. But after thinking about it, he felt that if he said this, the boy would definitely know that there was something weird in it, and he might be laughing at him behind his back.
You know, although Han Bin often communicates with him about work, he still has a lot of bad feelings in his stomach.
Hearing Lin Haifeng say that Mo Xueru left with her relatives, Han Bin suddenly looked curious: "Hey, I didn't expect that your wife's family actually has such a rich relative who drives a car like It’s a good car, and her relative is quite handsome. It’s not easy.”
“So if you want to move up the ladder in the future, just come to me and I’ll introduce you.” Listen. Han Bin spoke like that, which made Lin Haifeng angry.
It seems that the person who picked up Mo Xueru is none other than Jiang Hao, who was hit by him just now. I really didn't expect this kid to be so cunning. After I bumped into his car, he took his wife away. This time, I really lost my wife and lost my army.
Speaking of which, Mo Xueru was always fine with him, so why did he become so obsessed with Jiang Hao after meeting him today?
Seeing the haunted Han Bin sitting next to him, Lin Haifeng acted as if nothing had happened, took a few mouthfuls of food, and then left quickly. And when he walked out of the fast food restaurant, he received a call from his mother, but it was about the bride price.
It turned out that after she and Mo Xueru left, Mo Xueru’s mother called her mother again and told her about the bride price.
What Lin Haifeng never expected was that his mother actually agreed to pay so many colorful gifts.
"Mom, how can you agree? The Mo family is simply cheating on marriages!" Lin Haifeng was already very angry about Mo Xueru leaving, but when he heard what his mother said, he was even more angry. Furious.
Where in the world are there people who do things like that? They clearly agreed not to give a betrothal gift, but in the end they asked for such a sky-high price of betrothal gifts; moreover, after asking for a betrothal gift, they were not prepared to give a dowry; not only did they not give a dowry, , even the son-in-law cannot take his wife back to live in her husband's house, but must live in her parents' house.
Is there anyone who does this? This is obviously in the name of a normal marriage, to make yourself their son-in-law. Maybe, when Mo Xueru has a child, the child's surname will not be Lin, but Mo.
Of course, these are all too much. The most egregious thing is that judging from the current signs, Mo Xueru and the so-called Jiang Hao, who has nothing to do with her, may actually have a relationship. Some relationship. For such a person, it is impossible for him to pay so much as a bride price.
"I firmly disagree with the bride price."
"What should we do? You two have received your marriage certificate, don't you still plan to hold a wedding? Your dad and I It’s been agreed that we’ll go out and borrow some money and finish your marriage first. Isn’t this the case everywhere in today’s society?”
“Then you can’t delay. Tell me, where are you going to borrow money? After knowing that your son's salary is high, all the relatives in our family still ask me to borrow money. Can you borrow money from them unless you sell the house? They're borrowing money from loan sharks or something like that. Anyway, I can't even pay a dime for the bride price."
"I didn't ask you to pay for it. Don't worry, your father and I will cover your wedding. Your brother, we will find a way for you."
"I won't allow it. If you give someone a bride price, I will definitely not get married."
"Then what can we do? Your mother-in-law said that if our family doesn't give a bride price, some people will give a bride price, which is even much higher than 500,000 yuan.
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"Did my mother-in-law really say that? Lin Haifeng was shocked when he heard what his mother said. He immediately figured out what was going on and hung up the phone, "You bastard!" ”
Thinking about it, he immediately turned around and ran to his mother-in-law’s house.
At this time, he fully understood that Jiang Hao might have been specially found by his mother-in-law. The reason why she inexplicably asked for so many colorful gifts from herself: It was very simple. She really didn't intend to ask her for gifts, but at this time, another person planned to give her a large amount of gifts, so she felt confident and used this gift. To blackmail himself.
Twenty minutes later, he quickly walked to the door of Mo Xueru's community again. However, before he entered the community, a woman with a ponytail appeared. He walked straight towards him: "You are here to see Xueru, right? She is not at home. "
"Su Ting? Lin Haifeng was surprised when he saw that woman standing guard at the gate of the community.
Su Ting is a best friend of Mo Xueru, and the two of them usually have a very good relationship. But they are not together. At work, Mo Xueru was selling cars, but Su Ting felt more comfortable selling houses.
Seeing Su Ting waiting for him at the door, Lin Haifeng thought for a moment and suddenly understood: "Xue Ru. Did she want you to wait for me at home? If you don’t let me in, I will definitely go in! "
"If you want to know where Xueru is going, I can show you the way! "Just when Lin Haifeng was about to go find his mother-in-law, Su Ting suddenly said, while looking at Lin Haifeng, "It's just that when you see Xueru, don't regret it! ”
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