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A 300-word story with nothing because of pride.

Zhong Yong was called a child prodigy, but he didn't continue his studies because of his pride, which led to nothing when he grew up.

Pang Juan was shot dead by Sun Bin's army for his pride.

Li Zicheng finally failed because of pride.

Napoleon proudly defeated Waterloo.

Guan Gong defeated Maicheng.

Xiang Yu failed because of pride.

Fu Cha, the king of Wu, was elated after defeating Gou Jian, the king of Yue. Gou Jian defeated Fu Cha, Fu Cha failed to commit suicide, and Wu perished.

1: Xiang Yu, the overlord of Chu, thinks that Liu Bang, who was born in Tingchang, is a noble, brave and powerful man with millions of soldiers. But Liu Bangshan made good use of Sean, Han Xin, Xiao He and others, from weak to strong. Liu Hexiang competed with each other. As a result, Xiang Yu suffered a fiasco and committed suicide in Wujiang River.

Napoleon defeated Waterloo because of his pride.

3. Pang Juan was shot dead by Sun Bin army because of his pride.

4. Zhuang Kaozi, the leader of the peasant uprising in the late Ming Dynasty, led the army to capture Beijing and established the Dashun Dynasty. However, Gao Zicheng and his generals were complacent, corrupt and striving for profits, and were soon defeated by Wu Sangui.

5. During the Three Kingdoms period, Cao Cao led a million-strong army to tackle key problems in the south, listened to Pang Tong's words, built a serial ship, stood on it, and sang songs about wine, full of ambition, thinking that there was no problem in winning. As a result, Lian Zhong's plan was defeated by the allied forces of Shu and Wu.

6: Guan Yu was guarding Jingzhou, but Enemy at the Gates, he took it lightly and lost Jingzhou. The result was caught by Wu Jun, defeated by Maicheng and killed. 7. Fang Zhongyong is a civilian in Jinxi County who has been farming for generations. When Zhong Yong was five years old, he had never seen any reading and writing tools, and suddenly he cried for them. Father was surprised by this, so he borrowed it from his neighbor. (Zhong Yong) immediately wrote four poems and wrote his own name. This poem is about caring for parents and uniting people of the same clan. His father spread it to the readers in the whole town to watch it. From then on, he was assigned to write a poem, which (he can) be finished immediately, and its literary talent and authenticity are worth seeing. People in the same county were surprised by Zhong Yong, and gradually treated his father with the courtesy of guests. Some people ask for Zhong Yong's poems with money and gifts. His father was insatiable, forcing Zhong Yong to visit people in the same county every day and not to let him study. I (Wang Anshi) have long heard about it. In the era of Ming Dow, I followed my late father back to my hometown and met him at my uncle's house. He is (already) twelve or thirteen years old. Letting (him) write a poem is no longer commensurate with the previous rumors. Seven years later, (I) came back from Yangzhou, went to my uncle's house again, asked about Zhong Yong, and replied, "Zhong Yong's five senses have completely disappeared and become an ordinary person." Mr. Wang said: our knowledge and understanding ability are innate. His talent is far higher than that of ordinary talented people. Because he didn't get the education the day after tomorrow, he finally became an ordinary person. A naturally intelligent person like him will become an ordinary person if he has no acquired education. Therefore, those ordinary people who are not born smart now may not be ordinary if they don't receive the acquired education. Guan Yu lost Jingzhou.

: 8: In AD 2 18 10, Nanyang people rebelled because they could not bear exploitation. Wan Shoujiang Hou Yin took the opportunity to rebel and wrote to Guan Yu for help. Guan Yu was slow to respond, and later Yin was captured and killed by Coss. 265438+In July 2009, Guan Yu was encouraged by Liu Bei's great victory in Hanzhong and went north to Xiangfan. Cao Cao took Yu Jin as the general, supervised 7 armies to save Coss, and ordered Huang Xu to lead an army into Wancheng. In August, mountain torrents broke out and flooded the 7 th Army, such as the Forbidden City. Guan Yu took the opportunity to attack, but Pound was not killed and surrendered to the Forbidden City. Coss Shen Baima sticks to Fancheng. Guan Yu attacked Xiangyang with a partial general, personally attacked Fancheng, and set an ambush in the north of Fancheng to prevent reinforcements from the northern Cao army; At the same time, people were sent to rebel against nearby counties, Jingzhou stabbed Hu Xiu and Nanxiang satrap Fu Fang to surrender, and some officials south of Xuchang also secretly assisted Guan Yu. Lu Hun, Sun Wolf, gathered people to make trouble and responded to the irony of Guan Yu and Ye Chengwei's coup. The so-called "Megatron China". Cao Cao listened to the opinions of Sima Yi, Jiang Ji and others and made an alliance with Sun Quan. At the same time, he ordered Huang Xu to lead an army to save Coss, and appointed Zhang Liao to help Coss quickly. Sun Quan deliberately sent Lu Xun to Lumeng. Guan Yu was careless, so he took away some defenders in Jingzhou. In October, Sun Quan appointed Lu Meng as the prefect and led an army to attack Jiangling. Sun Jiao then sent right-back Jiang Qin to supervise the water army into Mianshui (Hanshui) to stop Guan Yu from going down the river. Monroe went to Xunyang (now southwest of Huangmei, Hubei), disguised warships as merchant ships, and soldiers as businessmen, traveling day and night. To the public security, Fu Shiren, commander-in-chief of Shu, was forced to surrender, and then to Fu Shiren to persuade Mi Fang, commander-in-chief of Jiangling, to be kind to Guan Yu's family and release Wei Junbing who was captured by Guan Yu to comfort the people. At the same time, Lu Xun entered Yiling (now Yichang) to defend Liu Bei in the west. Huang Xu went to the front line and got in touch with Coss, which greatly boosted Coss' morale. In order to alienate Sun Liu and profit from it, the headquarters was ordered to shoot Sun Quan's letters into Guan Yu's camp. Guan Yu hesitated after seeing it. Huang Xu, a far-off army, took the opportunity to attack Guan Yu's stronghold on a large scale, greatly breaking Guan Yu and getting through the Fancheng route. At that time, when the flood receded, Coss led the army to cooperate with Huang Xu to attack Guan Yu. Wen Pin cut off Guan Yu's route for providing foodstuff from the waterway, and Guan Yu was losing ground. Knowing that Jingzhou had been lost, Guan Yu quickly withdrew. When the soldiers learned that their families were treated well, their morale dropped sharply. Guan Yu was defeated by Maicheng. 9: Midway naval battle, the US military sent 22 large reconnaissance planes to look for the Japanese navy aircraft carrier, while the Japanese only sent 7 small reconnaissance planes. As a result, the US military first discovered the Japanese aircraft carrier formation and eliminated four Japanese aircraft carriers.

The Japanese army also lost in equipment, and the design of the aircraft carrier was flawed and it was easy to be destroyed. The equipment of the Japanese reconnaissance plane is unreliable. After the enemy ship was discovered, it was impossible to report it in time because the communication equipment was broken. The Japanese army has no radar, so it can't find American planes flying in time, especially those flying from above.

One of the arrogance of the Japanese army is that its aircraft carrier is stronger than the American aircraft carrier, thinking that it will take several months for the United States to repair the aircraft carrier injured in the naval battle between mountains and lakes. The American aircraft carrier is well designed and can be repaired in three days.