In urgent need of excellent fables, jokes, etc.

1. How to employ people

Everyone who has been to a temple knows that as soon as you enter the temple door, the first thing you see is Amitabha Buddha, with a smiling face to welcome guests, and to the north of him, there is a black Buddha. Wei Tuo, who has a bad mouth and a bad face. But according to legend, a long time ago, they were not in the same temple, but were in charge of different temples.

Maile Buddha is enthusiastic and happy, so many people come, but he doesn’t care about anything, he is careless, and does not manage the accounts well, so he still cannot make ends meet. Although Wei Tuo was a good accountant, he had a gloomy face and was too serious all day long, which led to fewer and fewer people, and finally the incense was cut off.

The Buddha discovered this problem when he was checking the incense, so he put them both in the same temple. Maitreya Buddha was responsible for public relations and welcomed guests from all directions with a smile, so the incense flourished. However, Wei Tuo was selfless and meticulous, so he was asked to be responsible for the finances and strictly control them. Through the division of labor and cooperation between the two, the temple was thriving.

In fact, in the eyes of a master employer, there is no useless person. Just like a master of martial arts, he can hurt people by picking flowers and flying leaves without a precious sword. The key is how to use it.

2. Parrot

A man went to buy a parrot and saw a sign on the front of a parrot: This parrot can speak two languages ??and the price is two hundred yuan.

Another parrot has a sign in front of it saying: This parrot can speak four languages ??and sells for 400 yuan.

Which one should I buy? Both have bright coats and are very flexible and cute. The man was spinning around, unable to make up his mind.

As a result, I suddenly found an old and toothless parrot with dull and messy fur, priced at 800 yuan.

The man quickly called the boss: Can this parrot speak eight languages?

The shopkeeper said: No.

This man was surprised: Then why is he old, ugly, and incompetent worth this amount?

The shop owner replied: Because the other two parrots called this parrot Boss.

This story tells us that a true leader does not necessarily have how strong his own abilities are. As long as he knows how to trust, how to delegate power, and how to cherish, he can unite forces stronger than himself, thereby improving his own worth. .

On the contrary, many people with very strong abilities are too perfectionistic and have to do everything by themselves. No one is as good as themselves. In the end, they can only be the best researchers and sales representatives, and they cannot become excellent leaders.

3. Kangaroo and Cage

One day the zookeeper found that the kangaroo ran out of the cage, so they held a meeting to discuss and agreed that the height of the cage was too low. So they decided to increase the height of the cage from the original 10 meters to 20 meters. As a result, the next day they found that the kangaroo still ran outside, so they decided to increase the height to 30 meters.

Unexpectedly, the next day they saw all the kangaroos running outside, so the administrators were very nervous and decided to increase the height of the cage to 100 meters.

One day the giraffe was chatting with a few kangaroos, "Do you think these people will continue to raise your cages?

" the giraffe asked. "It's hard to say." The kangaroo said: "If they continue to forget to close the door!"

Management experience: There are "basics", "priorities" and "priorities". Closing the door is the root, and heightening the cage is the root. If you abandon the basics and pursue the weak points, you will of course miss the point. What is management? Management is to first analyze the main contradictions and secondary contradictions of the matter, understand the "root and cause", "severity" and "priority" of the matter, and then start from the important aspects.

4. Bian Que’s medical skills

King Wei Wen asked the famous doctor Bian Que: "You have three brothers who are all good at medicine. Which one is the best?"

Bian Que replied: "The eldest brother is the best, the middle brother is second, and I am the worst."

King Wen asked again: "Then why are you the most famous?"

Bian Que replied: "The eldest brother treats diseases before the onset of the disease. Since most people don't know that he can eradicate the cause of the disease in advance, his reputation cannot be spread; the middle brother treats diseases at the beginning of the disease." At that time, most people thought that he could only treat minor illnesses, so his reputation was only limited to his hometown.

And I treat people when their condition is serious. Most people saw me performing major surgeries such as inserting needles into meridians, applying medicine to the skin, etc., so they thought that I was a skilled doctor, and my reputation spread all over the country. ”

Management experience: Control after the event is not as good as control during the event, and control during the event is not as good as control beforehand. Unfortunately, most business operators fail to realize this, and wait until wrong decisions cause heavy losses. Seeking compensation. Often, even if a well-known "airborne soldier" is invited, it will not help.

5. Qu Tu Tu Xin

A guest comes to someone. I was a guest at home and saw that the chimney on the host's stove was straight and there was a lot of wood next to it. The guest told the host that the chimney needed to be reshaped and the wood had to be removed, otherwise there might be a fire in the future. The host did not say anything.

Soon after, a fire broke out in the owner’s house. The neighbors rushed to put out the fire, and finally the fire was put out. So the owner cooked sheep and cattle and entertained the neighbors to reward them for their efforts in putting out the fire, but did not ask for their original suggestions. He removed the wood and reshaped the chimney.

Someone said to the owner: "If I had listened to that gentleman, there would be no need to prepare a banquet today, and there would be no damage from the fire. Now let's talk about merit. Thank you, the person who originally gave you the advice was not thanked, but the person who put out the fire was a guest. It is really strange! "The host suddenly realized it and hurriedly invited the guest who had given the advice to have a drink.

Management experience: Most people think that people who can solve or solve various thorny problems in the business process are excellent. Managers, this is actually up for debate. As the saying goes: "Prevention is better than cure", it is better to prevent problems before they happen than to cure them after they have already happened. From this point of view, the preventers of corporate problems are actually Better than a solver of corporate problems.

6. Rescue

During a fierce battle, the captain suddenly discovered that an enemy plane was diving towards the position. As usual, he discovered. When the enemy plane dived, he had to lie down without hesitation. But the captain did not lie down immediately. He found a little soldier standing four or five meters away from him. He didn't think much and jumped over. The little soldier was pressed tightly under him. At this time, there was a loud noise, and the flying soil fell on them. The captain patted the dust on his body, looked back, and was shocked: the one he was in just now. The location was blown into a big crater.

7. Going out

In ancient times, two brothers each took a suitcase on a long trip. The brothers were so out of breath that they had to switch to the right hand when their left hand was tired, and then to the left hand when the right hand was tired. Suddenly, the eldest brother stopped and bought a pole on the side of the road, carrying two suitcases one on the left and the other on the left. Hanging on the pole, he picked up the two boxes and went on the road, feeling a lot more relaxed.

It may be a bit far-fetched to connect these two stories, but they do have striking similarities: stories. The little soldier and the younger brother in the story are lucky, but even more lucky are the captain and the elder brother in the story, because they help others while also helping themselves!

Management experience: On the road of our lives! , we will definitely encounter many difficulties, but don’t we all know that on the way forward, removing stumbling blocks from others is sometimes just paving the way for ourselves?

8. The King of Fishes Son

There was a fisherman who had first-class fishing skills and was respectfully called the "Fishing King". However, the "Fishing King" was very distressed when he was old because his three sons had poor fishing skills. Very mediocre.

So I often told people my troubles: "I really don't understand, my fishing skills are so good, why are my sons so bad? I taught them fishing techniques from the time they were sensible, starting with the most basic things, telling them how to weave a net to catch fish most easily, how to row a boat so as not to disturb the fish, and how to lower the net most easily to attract fish into the urn. When they grew up, I taught them how to read the tides and identify fish floods. . .

I passed on to them all the experience I had worked hard for many years without reservation, but their fishing skills could not keep up with the sons of fishermen who were less skilled than me! "

After listening to his story, a passerby asked: "Have you been teaching them step by step? "

"Yes, in order to let them get first-class fishing techniques, I teach them very carefully and patiently. ”

“Have they been following you? ”

“Yes, in order to avoid them taking detours, I have always asked them to learn from me. "

The passerby said: "In this way, your mistake is obvious. You only taught them techniques, but not lessons. For talent, no lessons are the same as no experience, and they cannot make people great! "

9. Apples by the River

An old monk, surrounded by a group of devout disciples. On this day, he asked each of his disciples to go to Nanshan to collect a load of firewood. Back. The disciples hurried to the river not far from the mountain. Everyone was stunned to see the flood rushing down the mountain. They couldn't even think of crossing the river to collect firewood. They were all dejected. A young monk faced the master calmly. When the master asked him why, the young monk took out an apple from his arms and handed it to the master. He said, "I can't cross the river and can't get firewood. I saw an apple tree by the river, so I just put it on the tree." The only apple was picked. Later, the young monk became the successor of the master.

There are endless roads in the world, and there are also rivers that cannot be crossed. It is also a kind of wisdom. But true wisdom also needs to do one thing by the river: fly the kite of thoughts and pick an "apple". Through the past and present, people who hold on to such a belief in life have finally achieved success in life. Breakthrough and transcendence.

10. The right hand holds the left hand

There is a popular jingle on the table: Holding my wife’s hand is like holding my right hand with my left hand.

Every time. When someone reads: Familiar or unfamiliar people at the table burst into laughter, and the atmosphere immediately relaxes. Of course, this is based on everyone's unanimous understanding of the jingle - it feels accurate and the description is in place.

One day someone recited this jingle at the dinner table, and the men laughed as usual.

Later, it was discovered that a woman at the dinner table did not laugh. The men were busy saying that they were joking. Seriously. Unexpectedly, the woman said seriously: The best thing is that "the right hand holds the left hand". First, the left hand is the most trusted by the right hand; second, the left hand and the right hand belong to each other; third, the other hands. No matter how happy and excited you are, you can always throw it away afterward. If you throw away only your left hand, you will be disabled, right? All the men at the table admired the woman and praised her for her profound and unique understanding. The woman said lightly: Yes. If it is profound and unique, you might as well go back and read it to your respective wives and see what they say.

The bravest of the men went back to test their wives, and sure enough, the wives understood it the same as what they said at the dinner table. Women are the same.

They are all left-handed, so men should think of themselves as left-handed.

And they are all right-handed, so of course they think of their right hand.