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Kneeling: Is there anything magical and spiritual? (Legend is also good.)

Ten Ming swords in ancient times

The tenth shadow

At the dawn of ancient times, when the sky was black and white, a pair of hands slowly raised. Hands clasped together is a hilt, only the hilt can't see the body of the long sword. However, on the north wall, an erratic sword shadow is faintly cast. The sword shadow only lasts for a moment, and disappears with the coming of day, until dusk, when the sky is getting dark, and at the moment when day and night alternate, the erratic sword shadow reappears. Raise your hands to draw an elegant arc, waving to a tall and straight Gu Song tree next to you. There is a slight "Cha" in the auricle, and the tree body is slightly shaken, but it doesn't change. However, soon after, the lush loose cover slowly falls down in a gentle south wind, spreading out the rings and rings, indicating the passage of time. The darker the sky, the invisible sword, the silent closing of the ancient twilight, and the silence between heaven and earth. This shadowy and invisible sword is in Liezi. The famous sword in Tang Wen, which was admired by Liezi, was cast in Shang Dynasty and later hidden by Kong Zhou in the Spring and Autumn Period: Chengying.

Chengying is a delicate and elegant sword.

The Ninth Pure Jun

In the Spring and Autumn Period, on a sunny afternoon, after several years of hard work, I finally defeated Gou Jian, the King of Yue of Wu, and woke up after a sweet nap, feeling very comfortable. After drinking a pot of good Longjing tea, Gou Jian cheerfully sent his men down to find someone. This man is Xue Zhu. Xue Zhu, a native of Qin, is traveling across the country at this time. Xue Zhu, although young, has become famous in many countries, and is known as the first fencing master in the world. Not long after, Xue Zhu, with fine features and gentle manners, came here. After some polite greetings, the host and guest took their entourage to the wide outdoor terrace. Gou Jian, the King of Yue, loves swords. This terrace is tens of feet high, with relaxed momentum and abundant light, which is specially used to watch swords and enjoy swords. After taking a seat, Gou Jian glanced at Xue Zhu around him, thinking that although this young man was young, he read the number of swords. Generally, swords must be difficult to enter his eyes, so Gou Jian asked his men to take two swords that he was quite proud of: Hao Cao and Ju Que. Who knows, Xue Zhu glanced at it and casually said: "These two swords have shortcomings, but Cao Guanghua is weak and the texture of the giant que is getting thicker, so they can't be regarded as swords." Then he yawned lazily in the warm sunshine. Gou Jian was surprised and felt ashamed. He thought for a moment, gritted his teeth, and leaned over the ear of a valet. After a while, the valet led hundreds of armored warriors to escort a sword to the audience. Xue Zhu was amused and asked, "What kind of sword did your king bring when he was so excited?" Gou Jian was a little unhappy with Xue Zhu's attitude. He grumpily spat out two words: "Chun Jun". Only heard a "Mao solicitation", Xue Zhu fell on his back from his seat, and the golden hairpin in her hair fell to the ground, with a long hair hanging freely, and her face suddenly froze and dull. For a long time, I woke up suddenly. I saw him tiptoe down the steps, came to the sword, bowed deeply, and then tidied up his clothes with awe, took the sword from the waiter, knocked it carefully and slowly pulled it out of its sheath. I saw a group of brilliance blooming like a hibiscus out of the water, graceful and clear, and the carvings on the hilt shone with deep light like the stars. The blade and sunshine were integrated as clear water flowing over the pond, calm and soothing, while the blade of the sword was as lofty and lofty as a cliff that stood a thousand feet high ... After a long time, Xue Zhu asked in a trembling voice, "Is this pure Jun? !” Gou Jian nodded: "Yes," he went on proudly. "Someone wants to exchange a thousand fine horses for this sword in three rich towns and two big cities. Do you think it's ok?" Xue Zhu quickly said: "You can't change it." Gou Jian frowned affectedly and asked, "Why? Tell me the truth. " Xue Zhu shouted excitedly, "Because this sword is a masterpiece made by heaven and man. In order to cast this sword, the Millennium red pansy mountain broke out of tin, and if the river dried up for thousands of years, copper came out. When casting the sword, Lei Gong struck the iron, Rain Niang drenched the water, Dragon held the stove, and Heaven Emperor filled the charcoal. Ou Yezi, the master of sword casting, worked hard with the gods for ten years to make this sword. After the sword was completed, the gods died, and the Red Purple Mountain was closed as before. If Jiang Botao comes back again, Ou Yezi will die of exhaustion. This sword has become a swan song, and there is no way to be a beautiful city ... "Gou Jian nodded with satisfaction:" That's right, since it is priceless, I will treasure it forever. "

The story can be found in Yuejueshu.

Jundu is a noble and unparalleled sword.

The eighth fish intestine

When the big eagle flying like a black iron flew towards the main hall, Zhuan Zhu was also coming to the main hall with the plum blossom and anchovies cooked by himself. The sun is hunting in the sky, and the eagle flies as usual. Military display in the main hall, Zhuan Zhu moves forward steadily. The clouds were stunned by the momentum of the eagle and swam away in succession. Wang Liao, attracted by the delicious food in Zhuan Zhu's hand, raised his nose and leaned forward. He only saw the food but didn't see Zhuan Zhu. That dish is called Braised with Plum Blossoms, which are cold plums in severe winter, and Braised with Phoenix-tailed Coilia, which only appears in hot summer in Taihu Lake. Braised with branches of cold plums in severe winter, roasted Phoenix-tailed Coilia in Taihu Lake in midsummer. The eagle has seen the outline of the hall, and the sky suddenly darkens. Zhuan Zhu has come to the front of Wang Liao, put the food on the record, and the lights in the temple are still there. Dark clouds are rolling in the sky, and the eagle has closed its wings. Wang Liao swallowed saliva and looked at the delicious food in front of him. Zhuan Zhu is firmly breaking the fish by hand. Accompanied by a loud thunder, the eagle volleyed down at the main hall. Wang Liao suddenly felt a cold murderous look coming out of the fish belly, and he was stunned. Fishbone sword has been drawn (belly of fish), it firmly nestles in Zhuan Zhu's hand, hurtling forward, two well-trained Tiege cross stopped from the front, Fishbone sword went out through the gap, still making progress. There are three layers of armor in front. When the first layer penetrated, the second layer penetrated, and the third layer penetrated, the fish intestine sword found itself as a broken sword. The sword is broken, but the murderous look is not broken. Fishbone sword is still moving forward. When the eagle smashed the main hall, the fish intestine sword also advanced into Wang Liao's heart. The eagle gave a whistle of satisfaction when it was injured and fell. The half-broken fish intestine sword hummed a silent song in Wang Liao's gradually weakening heartbeat. Zhuan Zhu, who was thrown down by the sword and rain, gave a lonely smile to the land under his face with his last strength.

... Zhuan Zhu stabbed Wang Liao, and an eagle struck the temple ... See Sima Qian's Historical Records.

The Fishbone Sword is a brave sword.

Mo Xie and Mo Xie, the seventh and sixth lieutenants, are two swords, but no one can separate them. Mo Xie and Ganjiang are two people. Similarly, no one can separate them. Ganjiang and Mo Xie are two swords cast by Ganjiang and Mo Xie. The cadre is the male sword, and Mo Xie is the female sword. A good husband and Mo Xie a wife. He is hardworking and Mo Xie is gentle. When the lieutenant made a sword for the prince of Wu, Mo Xie fanned the fan and wiped the sweat for the lieutenant.

three months later, the general sighed. Mo Xie also shed tears. Mo Xie knew why the lieutenant sighed, because the essence of gold and iron collected from the five mountains and six rivers in the furnace could not be melted, and the sword could not be cast without Tie Ying. The lieutenant also knows why Mo Xie shed tears, because if the sword cannot be cast, he will have to be killed by the prince. The lieutenant still sighed, but one night, Mo Xie suddenly smiled. Seeing Mo Xie laughing, the lieutenant suddenly became afraid. Knowing why Mo Xie was laughing, the lieutenant said to Mo Xie, Mo Xie, you must never do it. Mo Xie didn't say anything, she just laughed. When the lieutenant woke up, he found that Mo Xie was not around. He knows where Mo Xie is. Mo Xie stood on the towering sword-casting furnace wall, her skirt flying like a fairy. Mo Xie saw the figure of the lieutenant running from a distance in the early morning light. She smiled, and she heard the hoarse cry of the general: Mo Xie ... Mo Xie was still laughing, but at the same time, tears flowed down. The lieutenant also shed tears. In the misty tears, he saw Mo Xie floating down. He heard Mo Xie finally say to him: Lieutenant, I am not dead, we will still be together ... The molten iron melted and the sword was successfully cast. A male and a female, named Ganjiang Mo Xie, only dedicated the Ganjiang to the prince of Wu. The news that the cadre was hiding "Mo Xie" was soon known to the king of Wu. The samurai surrounded the cadre and gave him up. He opened the sword box and asked desperately, Mo Xie, how can we be together? The sword suddenly jumped out of the box and turned into a beautiful white dragon, which flew away. At the same time, the lieutenant suddenly disappeared without a trace. When the lieutenant disappeared, the "lieutenant" sword around the prince of Wu also disappeared. In the desolate and poor county thousands of miles away, a young white dragon suddenly appeared in a big lake called Yanpingjin. This white dragon is beautiful and kind, calling the shots for the people, and the desolate poor county is gradually in good weather, and the county name is changed from poor city to rich city. However, the local people often find that this white dragon looks around the lake in Yanping Tianjin almost every day, as if waiting for something, and some people even see tears in its eyes. Six hundred years have passed. By chance, Lei Huan, the county magistrate of Fengcheng, dug a stone box from the ground when he was building the city wall. There was a sword with the word "Ganjiang" engraved on it. Lei Huan was overjoyed and took this famous sword with him. One day, Lei Huan passed by the lake in Yanping, Tianjin, and the sword in his waist suddenly jumped out of the sheath and jumped into the water. While Lei Huan was amazed, the water surged and the black and white Ssangyong leaped out. Ssangyong nodded to Lei Huan frequently to thank him. Then, the two dragons entangled each other affectionately and both dived into the bottom of the water and disappeared. The people who have lived in Fengcheng County for generations found that the White Dragon, which is said to have existed for more than 6 years, suddenly disappeared from the lake in Yanpingjin every day with tears. On the second day, an ordinary couple moved to the county seat. The husband is an excellent blacksmith with excellent skills, but he only forges ordinary farm tools that can't earn a few dollars with his heart, but refuses to build weapons that can earn thousands of dollars. When he is working, his little wife is always beside him to fan and wipe his sweat. Ganjiang and Mo Xie are a sword of love.

Dragon Garden, the fifth star

Legend has it that this sword was forged by Ou Yezi and two swordsmen. In order to cast this sword, Ou Yezi and his generals dug up the Tsz Mountain, and let out the stream in the mountain, leading it to the seven pools next to the sword-casting furnace, which are called "Seven Stars". After the sword is completed, looking down at the blade is like climbing a mountain and looking down at the abyss. It is ethereal and deep as if there is a dragon lying down. It's called "Longyuan". Although the casting skill of this sword is exquisite, it is also famous for an ordinary fisherman who can't know his real name: Yu Zhangren. It is said that Wu Zixu, who was victimized by treacherous court officials, was a fugitive, and was chased all the way by the military forces of the State of Chu. This day, he made desperate efforts and fled to the bank of the Yangtze River, only to see the mighty river and boundless waves. Before blocking the flood, there was a pursuer. When he was in great anxiety, Wu Zixu found that there was a boat coming rapidly from the upper reaches, and the fisherman on board called him aboard. After Wu Zixu boarded the boat, the boat quickly disappeared into the reeds and disappeared. The pursuer on the shore left angrily, and the fisherman carried Wu Zixu to the shore to get a good meal for Wu Zixu. Wu Zixu was grateful and asked the fisherman's name. The fisherman laughed and said that he was wandering in waves. Wu Zixu thanked him and said goodbye. After a few steps, he turned back with misgivings. He untied the ancestral sword of the third generation, Seven Stars Dragon Garden, from his waist. He wanted to give this valuable sword to his father-in-law, and asked him not to reveal his whereabouts. He took the sword of Seven Stars Dragon Garden and sighed, saying to Wu Zixu, I saved you only because you are a loyal country and don't want to repay you. Now, you still suspect me of being greedy for profits. Say that finish, horizontal sword commit suicide. Wu Zixu regrets inexplicably.

The story can be found in Wu Yue Chun Qiu.

The Seven-Star Dragon Garden is a sword of honesty and purity.

the fourth Thai

The capital of Chu has been besieged by the military forces of Jin for three years. Jin sent troops to attack Chu in order to get the treasure of Chu: Tai 'ajian. It is said that the Tai 'a Sword was forged by Ou Yezi and two great swordsmen. However, the two masters don't think so. They say that the Tai 'a sword is a powerful sword of princes, but it is invisible and untraceable. But the firm but gentle sword has long existed between heaven and earth, just waiting for the opportunity to unite, and the time, place, people and three ways will be one, and this sword will become. The state of Jin was the most powerful at that time. Of course, the king of Jin thought that he was the most qualified to get this sword, but it turned out to be contrary to his wishes. When the sword was produced, the body of the sword was naturally engraved with the word "Tai 'a", which shows that Ou Ye and the generals were right. Of course, the King of Jin couldn't swallow this tone, so he asked the King of Chu for a sword, and the King of Chu refused, so the King of Jin sent troops to attack Chu and took the opportunity to destroy Chu in the name of a sword. Because of the disparity in strength, most of the cities in Chu quickly fell and the capital was surrounded by groups, and they were trapped for three years. The city has run out of grain and grass, and the soldiers are in danger. On this day, an envoy from the State of Jin issued an ultimatum: If you don't hand in your sword, the city will be captured tomorrow, and everything will burn! The king of Chu was unyielding, and told the left and right sides to kiss Chengtou to kill the enemy tomorrow. If the city was broken, they would commit suicide with this sword, and then they would pick up this sword, ride a fast horse to the Great Lake, and sink it to the bottom of the lake, so that the Thai sword could stay in Chu forever. At dawn the next day, the king of Chu boarded Chengtou, only to find that the military forces of the State of Jin outside the city covered the sun, and his capital was like a boat in Wang Yang, which was in danger of collapse at any time. The soldiers and horses of the state of Jin began to attack the city, shouting like a mountain calling a tsunami, and the city was about to break. The king of Chu held the sword in his hands and sighed: Thai sword, Thai sword, I will sacrifice my blood to you today! So he drew his sword and pointed it at the enemy. An incredible miracle appeared: I saw a mighty firm but gentle blaster coming out, and suddenly flying sand and stones covered the sky outside the city, as if there were wild animals roaring in it. After a while, the military and horses of the State of Jin were in chaos, and after this incident, the whole army was wiped out ... After this, the King of Chu called the wise man in the country, Feng Beard, and asked: Why is the Thai sword so powerful? Wind beard said: Thai sword is a sword of prestige, and inner prestige is the true prestige. It is the outstanding performance of inner prestige that the king is unyielding in adversity, and it is the inner prestige of the king that inspires the firm but gentle prestige of Thai sword!

see yue Jue Shu.

The sword of Tai 'a is a sword of Wei Dao.

The Third Sky

In the Qin Dynasty, there was such a young man who had no promise and was full of problems. He is lazy and never does farm work at home. He is a good drinker, and he is often drunk to a pulp. He is a lecherous, and he can't keep his legs open when he sees beautiful girls. He is rude and careless to officials and people. The most exasperating thing is that he is good at lying and boasting. He often shows people the seventy-two moles on his left leg. He doesn't say it's a skin disease, but a picture of the sky. He often looks at Xianyang from afar, shaking his head and sighing: Oh, what a gentleman! His lies are getting more and more outrageous. I don't know where he got a rusty iron bar and told the villagers that it was a sword from a fairy in Nanshan, and its name was Chixiao. He regards it as a treasure, and "sword" stays with him all day. He also said that he was not a human being but a red dragon in the sky. His cow is getting bigger and bigger. He said that he had known the first emperor for a long time, and that the first emperor was a white dragon. He also said that the first emperor was not as good as him, because he was a red dragon with higher mana, and he would be the emperor instead. He also said that he knew that the vitality of the first emperor had turned into a white snake, and he was cruising near Fengxize recently. He said that he was going to chop off the white snake. As he spoke, he gestured with the iron bar he had picked up. People regarded his words as jokes and big words, and no one believed him. However, in one night, everything changed. That night, dozens of young people from the village who went to work as apprentices in the county went to Fengxize. This young man was among them, but he did not go to work but joined in the fun. As he walked, he took out a hip flask and drank.