Every sentence has a funny joke.

1. It's hard to go to work by bike every day. I want to buy a car, so I said to my wife, "Wife, I get tanned by bike every day, and it's too crowded by bus. Can I buy it?" My wife immediately interrupted me and said, "I see, that's what you want. I'll buy it for you tomorrow." Going home with great expectation the next day, my wife threw it at me 1 sun hat!

2. Lu Bu was captured alive by Cao Cao, who saw that Lu Bu was so brave and wanted to persuade him to surrender. Liu Bei stepped forward and said to Lu Bu, "Bu, I'm going to ask you, are you willing to surrender?" Lu Bu: "Bu is willing!" Liu Bei turned to Cao Cao and said, "Prime Minister, he won't surrender!" Lu Bu's minions.

It's cold recently. I saw my friend show off that his girlfriend knitted him a scarf. I said my girlfriend knitted it for me to save face. I told my girlfriend about it when I came back from work. As a result, she said, "People wear scarves only when they have necks! You are too fat to have a neck at all. If you wear a scarf, people will think your snowman is a genius! "

I was very naughty at school. Once I forgot to bring my schoolbag to school, and the teacher scolded me and said, "Why didn't you bring your schoolbag to school?" Nothing! "I replied," it's not like I didn't bring anything. I brought a heart ready to go to school at any time. "

5. Wash clothes for my three-year-old son. While washing, I said, "son, your mother has worked so hard to wash your clothes." Will you do the same to your mother when you grow up? " The son said, "Mom, don't worry, I will also wash my son's clothes when I grow up!" " "

6. My youngest son naively asked me, "Mom, what did I eat in your stomach for ten months?" I think Doby said, "What can I eat in my stomach? Of course, I eat Baba. " The son thought for a moment and said, "Then I have been shitting for ten months. Have you absorbed me?"

7. In the supermarket, a beautiful woman stood in front of me and lined up to check out. I didn't say anything. My aunt in the back quit and kept pushing me. It's my fault. I was very angry and said to the beautiful woman who cut in line in front, "Don't worry, just stand here and I'll help you settle the bill!" " The beauty looked back at me and went to the back to line up. Am I so unsafe?

8. I fought with my classmates in high school, and the teacher asked me to call my parents. I said, "My parents are not at home, can my uncle?" The teacher agreed, and the next day I took a road of no return with my 3-year-old brother on my back.

9. Yesterday at the family dinner, seven aunts and eight aunts all came. My son can't get off the table after dinner, and he looks very unhappy. I asked him what was wrong. The son sighed and said sadly, "everyone is almost finished." Why hasn't anyone asked me about my exam results? " ? I 100% is a white test! "

10. Every time my son takes a shower, my daughter-in-law will turn off the water heater, but she won't turn it off when I take a shower. I asked her why, and she told me it was because the child didn't use much water for bathing, so she turned it off to save electricity. A lot of water is used for bathing, for fear that there is not enough hot water. I was moved for a long time! Until one day, my sister-in-law came to live in my house. When she wanted to take a bath, her daughter-in-law suddenly said, "Sister, turn off the water heater before washing. My water heater is old, and it is dangerous to leak electricity! " It seems that I moved too early.