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Yue Yunpeng crosstalk performance
Once, Yue Yunpeng earned 2 million from a performance. He gave 1.2 million to Deyun Club. Guo Degang said: The amount of money you gave is wrong, let’s do the math again... Yue Yunpeng: What happened
Something? Isn't it four or six points? Guo Degang smiled: That was before, but it is not divided like this now.
As a person born in the 1980s, Yue Yunpeng endured a lot more hardships than his peers. The reason is still one word: poor!
The reason for poverty is also because parents gave birth to too many children. Before Yue Yunpeng, his mother gave birth to five daughters in one go.
In order not to make the villagers laugh, the couple vowed to have a baby even if they were extremely poor.
So Yue Yunpeng was born, and soon after, his mother unexpectedly gave birth to a second son.
Originally, five daughters were enough, but with the addition of two boys, one can imagine how difficult it must be for this huge family.
Therefore, Yue Yunpeng rarely wore new clothes when he was a child. He always wore old clothes that his sisters did not want.
Moreover, he did not have his own room and had been sleeping on the same kang as his five sisters.
When he grew up to be sensible, his father let him live in a cowshed.
Not long after, Yue Yunpeng quit because the old cow pooped and the fumes made Yue Yunpeng unbearable.
With no other choice, his father had to sell the only valuable cow in the family to make room for Yue Yunpeng to live.
After Yue Yunpeng became famous, when he mentioned this sad past, Jin Xing curiously asked: Why sell the cow?
Yue Yunpeng said: You can’t sell me!
All the audience burst into laughter. This "fairy boy" was so funny.
It is said that Yue Yunpeng embarked on the road of cross talk by chance.
Back then, because his family was poor, Yue Yunpeng dropped out of school to work before graduating from junior high school.
He was only 14 years old at the time and could only find work in restaurants.
Once because he got the wrong beer from a customer, he was scolded by the customer and was fined to pay the bill, which cost more than 300 yuan a day, which was equivalent to half a month of his work in vain.
What’s even more annoying is that the boss felt that he was not well-informed enough and had offended the customers, so he fired him and asked him to leave immediately.
Just when Yue Yunpeng was desperate, a college student sister couldn't stand it and begged her boss to let Yue Yunpeng stay for one night.
That night, the eldest sister was afraid that he would be cold, so she gave him the quilt from her dormitory to keep him warm.
The next day, the eldest sister took him around to look for a job again.
Later, he finally found a job as a waiter in Haidilao, with a monthly salary of 1,200 yuan.
Yue Yunpeng was grateful to his elder sister from the bottom of his heart. It turns out that there are still many good people in this world.
In 2004, Yue Yunpeng's fortunes turned around, and another good person suggested that he learn cross talk from Guo Degang.
Yue Yunpeng heard that learning cross talk was only 200 yuan per month, but he declined because he wanted to make money to support his family.
But he has been paying attention to learning cross talk, and slowly he found that he was becoming more and more interested in cross talk.
So he quit his job as a waiter and formally became Guo Degang’s disciple. While learning cross talk, he helped his master serve tea and raise dogs.
At that time, Cao Yunjin, the mainstay of Deyun Club, many audiences came to him. Every performance of Deyun Club was always full, and it was extremely popular.
Some people become a little crazy when they become famous, and so does Cao Yunjin. In his opinion, the naive and silly Yue Yunpeng is not even worthy of carrying his shoes.
Every time Yue Yunpeng saw Cao Yunjin, he would respectfully call him: Good morning, senior brother!
But Cao Yunjin just regarded him as air and didn't even look at him.
In 2010, on his master’s birthday, Cao Yunjin vowed to sever ties with Guo Degang and never return to Deyun Club.
As soon as the main pillar was gone, Guo Degang was heartbroken and determined to make the honest and obedient Yue Yunpeng popular.
Finally, Yue Yunpeng lived up to expectations and became famous overnight with "Song of the Five Rings".
He always kept his master's kindness in mind.
Once, Yue Yunpeng earned 2 million from filming. According to the rules, he handed over 1.2 million to his master and kept 800,000 for himself.
Yue Yunpeng is very satisfied with this kind of income. Without Guo Degang, Yue Yunpeng would not be where he is today.
Let alone 800,000, just 80,000, which is an astronomical figure to him. Therefore, no matter what the master said, he would obey it obediently.
When the finance department said that the money handed over was wrong, Yue Yunpeng immediately
ran to ask the master:
According to the rules, 60% of my income should be handed over. , which is exactly 1.2 million, why is it wrong?
Guo Degang said: I don’t care what other people charge. For me, I only charge 20%.
As soon as he finished speaking, Yue Yunpeng burst into tears and vowed to live up to his master and never leave Deyun Society in this life.
Looking at the moved Yue Yunpeng, Guo Degang patted him on the shoulder and said sincerely: Silly boy, hello, master is fine. You have meat to eat, and master is happy to drink soup!
Although Guo Degang had misjudged someone before, which caused the master and disciple to turn against each other. But he learned a lot from the experience and gained wisdom. After that, he was able to spot people accurately, and no one would quarrel with him again.
Some netizens said that Cao Yunjin’s solo career was a wake-up call for Guo Degang and also brought good news to his subsequent juniors.
From a certain perspective, the person who should be most grateful to Cao Yunjin is actually Yue Yunpeng.
Cao Yunjin’s betrayal not only made Yue Yunpeng the first brother of Deyun Society, but Guo Degang also reflected on the shortcomings of the system. He reduced the initial score of 64 to 28. This welfare is not Generally big.
It can be seen that Guo Degang can still consider problems from the other party's perspective and reflect on his own mistakes. Therefore, Deyun Society will become more and more prosperous.
Looking at Benshan Media, after Xiao Shenyang became famous with "Not Short of Money", the commercial advertising in the second year was soft, and it is said that the company created 200 million in one year.
As a result, Zhao Benshan changed the score from 28 points to 46 points.
In this case, Xiao Shenyang will have to hand over 80 million. 40 million more than before.
He felt that Master changed the rules because of him, and he had some thoughts in his heart.
Later, Xiao Shenyang chose to fly solo for better development, which was a pity for Zhao Benshan.
Yue Yunpeng and Xiao Shenyang are both representatives of grassroots counterattacks. Both of them have made great contributions to the company.
Today, the situations of the two are completely different. In addition to personal reasons, it also has a lot to do with the company's system.
The master is generous and the apprentice is righteous. This is a lifelong kindness!
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