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What is the meaning of brothers?
A brother is someone who usually scolds you and claims not to annoy others when he sees you. But when you are upset, he can drink beer with you until dawn. A brother is someone who can even say "our" to his wife. Brother, you are the first one who wanted to tell him when you caused trouble. He just called you a few idiots and blamed you for making trouble for him. But the next day you found out that he helped you solve all the big and small things. Brother, it is normal. They say you are tone-deaf and it’s hard to sing, but at KTV they will compete with you for the microphone to see who can sing harder. My brother is the first one to clap and applaud you when you make a fool of yourself, and laughs the loudest, but after laughing, he is the only one willing to help you. Brother always talks about "men don't shed tears easily", but in front of you he will cry like a child. Even if he causes you big trouble, he will just stick out his tongue to apologize to you instead of I begged you to forgive me with tears. You asked him to drink wine because you were worried. He advised you to drink less, saying that drinking too much would harm your health. But in the end, he drank more than you did. Brother, he gave you your mobile phone number, Q number, MSN, birthday, blood type. Your home address and your parents’ mobile phone numbers are all stored in your mobile phone. Brother can give up the whole world for a woman, and he can also give up that woman for you. Brother, he will never tell you when he is wronged, but he will not tell you when you are wronged. A brother who doesn't agree is that you are happy, so he is happy, but he is sad and doesn't want you to be sad with him. A brother means that when you call him in the middle of the night, he first nervously asks you what's the matter, and then starts to complain after he learns that it's nothing serious. Your brother is the one who sends you 1,000 text messages to comfort you when you are broken up, and then laughs at you for your broken heart. The brother is the person who grabs chicken wings from you at KFC. The brother is the person who drinks two cups while drinking. The person who gave you the most comfortable sofa to sit on, and then sat on your lap with a shy face, brother, is the person who gave you a note during the exam and was caught by the teacher, and he said he forced you to do it. The book was brought to school and was discovered by the teacher, but he said that the book was his, and he shamelessly helped you get the book back. He was so shameless that he slept on your bed and refused to let you sleep on the sofa. He insisted on wearing your underwear, but he The person who laughs at your underwear for being too small, brother, is the person who gets you drunk and vomits all over his body, but he carries you home without any regrets. The person who takes it away from you when you are depressed and wants to smoke. The one who says smoking is bad but smokes it himself is the one who, when you are bullied, is the first to stand up and vent your anger even if you are scared to the point of peeing your pants. The one who can sacrifice himself for you is the one. The person who does things for you and doesn’t want you to know is the person who continues to eat the burger after you took two bites of it. The person who has delicious, fun, and beautiful things is the person who wants to give it to you first. I'm wondering if you will encounter the same difficulties. The brother is the one who criticizes the team you support without mercy when watching football and doesn't give you a chance to talk back. The brother is the one who doesn't have the same hobbies as you and forces you to The person who is interested in what you like is the person who unceremoniously accepts the gifts you give him without saying thank you. The person who understands everything about you better than he knows himself. The person who treats your mother as his own mother. The brother is the one who laughs at you for not drinking enough when you get drunk, and the one who wants to carry you home even though you are half exhausted. The brother is the one who shouts "I will never drink with you again" when you get drunk! "Next time, the people who will still be fooled by you are the people who call you to report that they are safe even if they only have 5 minutes before leaving. The people who drink a can of Sprite with you are the people who are helping you at your home. The person who greets the guests is someone who spends the night with friends at your house. The girl sleeps on the bed and the boys sleep on the sofa. The person who sleeps with you on the floor is the person who can tease you in a roundabout way without making you uncomfortable. The person who records your phone number. Become a member of your own family
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