Some strange quotations and short sentences from senior people.

How to be polite without losing embarrassment? I sorted out the senior's words for you, so don't hurry to collect them!

1, we are all descendants of the Chinese people. How were you born to raise them?

2. I feel that your IQ has been cut with the umbilical cord.

I still can't believe that you can run fastest among hundreds of millions of children.

You are the second-in-command in digital and English fields.

When I was still trying to find the beauty in you, I was completely desperate.

6. My eyes are not dye vats, and I can't hold all your faces.

7. It is the darkness of the sewer that makes you shallow and ignorant of manners.

8. You must have wiped your mouth after going to the toilet.

9. Why do you care so much? When the dung truck passes by your house, do you want to taste salty water with a spoon?

10. Zombies open your skull excitedly and walk away disappointed. The dung beetle next to him brightened up.

1 1, I want you to talk about three views, hahaha, just kidding, I don't have time, you don't have three views.

12, isn't that the straw boat you borrowed?

13, you look like a QR code. I really don't know what it is without scanning.

14, you look very archaeological.

15, I really look forward to your live performance of Guanyin Spring Festival Evening at Naihe Bridge.

16, do your parents do chemistry? You look like an experiment.

17, you have to go to the zoo to find your brothers and sisters, or even leave the earth.

18, nowadays, men look more and more disastrous to the country and the people.

19, the cow foaming at the mouth is flying in the air. The only way I can help it down is to keep your mouth shut.

20. When I have a child, I will definitely let you teach him history as well. Look at your face. China remembered it for five thousand years.

2 1, what you said is really nice. Your mouth is like wearing Caselo, and it keeps coming out!

22. The good-looking person is Neptune, and people like you can only be called water ghosts.

23. What I like is vulgar, but it really makes me happy. You are vulgar, but you are not a thing.

24. The princess loses her temper and is called princess disease. What's your name? You are called pheasant emotional out-of-control syndrome.

25. Good-looking girls admire each other, while ugly pigs are jealous.

26. You two are perfect for each other. It seems that Yue Lao's garbage classification is still quite in place.

27. After hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously.

28. Have time to bask in the sun, and then go to the zoo to see if there are any orangutans.

29. How can there be eunuchs when the Qing Dynasty is dead?

How dare I touch you? I'm afraid I will buy hand sanitizer to help myself.