Who knows the joke about the white rabbit?

There is a little white rabbit running happily in the forest.

On the way, it met a giraffe who was winding.

The white rabbit said to the giraffe, "Giraffe Giraffe, why did you do something that hurt yourself?"

Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! "

The giraffe looked at the marijuana and the white rabbit and threw it behind him.

Running in the forest with rabbits.

Later, they met an elephant who was about to take cocaine.

The white rabbit said to the elephant, "elephant, elephant, why do you want to do something that hurts yourself?"

Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! "

The elephant looked at the cocaine and the white rabbit and threw the cocaine behind him.

Running in the forest with rabbits and giraffes.

Later, they met a lion who was ready to fight the sea.

The white rabbit said to the lion, "Lion, lion, why did you do something that hurt yourself?"

Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! "

The lion looked at the syringe and the white rabbit and threw the syringe behind him.

Rushed over and gave the white rabbit a good beating.

The elephant and giraffe trembled with fear: "why did you hit the white rabbit?"

It is so kind, cares about our health and makes us close to nature. "

The lion said angrily, "This son of a bitch pulls me every time he shakes his head."

Running around the forest like an idiot. "

The cold joke of the little white rabbit

One day, a rabbit wrote an article in front of the cave.

A wolf came up and asked, "Rabbit, what are you doing?"

Answer: "Write an article." Q: "What topic?" Answer: "On how rabbits eat wolves."

The wolf smiled incredulously, so the rabbit took the wolf into the cave.

After a while, the rabbit went out of the cave alone and continued to write articles.

A wild boar came over and asked, "Rabbit, what are you writing?" A: "The article." Q: "What's the topic?"

Answer: "On how rabbits eat wild boar." The wild boar didn't believe it, so the same thing happened.

Finally, in the cave, a lion was among a pile of bones, picking his teeth with satisfaction and reading the article the rabbit gave him.

Title: "The ability of an animal depends on who your boss is."

This rabbit once accidentally told one of his rabbit friends, and the news gradually spread in the forest;

The lion was very angry when he knew it. He told the rabbit, "If there is no food in the hole this week, I will eat you."

So the rabbit continued to write at the mouth of the cave.

A deer came up and said, "Rabbit, what are you doing?"

"Write an article" "What topic" "About how rabbits eat wolves" "

"Ha ha, the whole forest knows about it. Don't mess with me, I won't go into the hole. "

"I'm going to retire soon, and the lion said he wanted to find someone to replace me. Don't you want the rabbit in this article to become a deer? "

The deer thought about it, and finally could not resist the temptation and followed the rabbit into the hole.

After a while, the rabbit went out of the cave alone and continued to write articles.

A pony came and the same thing happened.

Finally, in the cave, a lion was among a pile of bones, picking his teeth satisfactorily and reading the article given to him by the rabbit.

The title is:.

As time goes on, the lion grows bigger and bigger, and the rabbit's food is far from enough to fill its stomach.

One day, he told the rabbit, "I must double the amount of food." For example, there used to be a deer every four days, but now there is one every two days. "

If you can't change the status quo within a week, I'll eat you.

So the rabbit left the hole and ran into the deep forest. He saw a wolf.

"Do you believe that rabbits can easily eat wolves?"

The wolf smiled incredulously, so the rabbit took the wolf into the cave.

After a while, the rabbit went out of the cave alone and continued to walk deep into the forest.

This time he met a wild boar-"Do you believe rabbits can easily eat wild boar?"

The wild boar didn't believe it, so the same thing happened.

It turns out that animals deep in the forest don't know the story of rabbits and lions.

Finally, in the cave, a lion was among a pile of bones, picking his teeth satisfactorily and reading the article given to him by the rabbit.

The title is:

Time flies, and in a blink of an eye, rabbits become more and more famous in the forest.

Because everyone knows that it has a very bad boss.

The rabbit started bullying, and no animal dared to provoke it.

It always thinks of the humiliation of running with the tortoise.

It found the tortoise and said, "See my boss in three days!" " Strut away.

The tortoise cried sadly.

Then I met a hunter.

The tortoise told him about it.

The hunter smiled.

So an important thing happened in the forest.

The hunter wore a lion's skin and ate rabbit hot pot with the tortoise.

Half a piece of paper was lost on the ground, which read: Outside the mountain and outside the castle peak building, the strong will always be strong! !

For a long time, the forest was quiet, and the story of rabbits eating wolves seemed to be forgotten by everyone.

However, a little tiger was inspired by this story.

So he caught an antelope and said to it, if you can bring me food like the rabbits before, I won't eat you.

So the antelope reluctantly agreed to the tiger, and the tiger leisurely entered the cave.

But three days passed, and no antelope entered the cave with animals. He couldn't hold it any longer and wanted to come out and see the situation.

The antelope has long since disappeared, and he is very angry. Just when he was furious, he suddenly found an article written by an antelope.

The topic is:

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