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Diary of working in the vegetable field (100 words)

Going to work in the vegetable field

Today, I helped my grandma work, but I made a lot of jokes and made grandma very angry.

Grandma said she was going to work in the vegetable garden, so I went to play with her. While we were playing, grandma suddenly asked me to help her go to the garage to get a hoe for her. I entered the garage and saw various tools lying on the ground one by one. I didn't know what a hoe was, so I grabbed a tool that I thought might be a hoe and gave it to grandma. "Big head! Big head! So long, so wide..." Grandma told me while gesturing. I made another trip to the garage, but still got the wrong one. I was so furious that on the third trip I simply took a knife to her. Grandma laughed and explained to me what a hoe was, so I ran back to the garage and got a real hoe. When I returned to the vegetable garden, I found that grandma was missing, so I picked up the hoe and started messing around in the vegetable field. After playing with the hoe for a while, I went to play with another tool. After a while, I made the vegetable patch uneven and beyond recognition. When grandma came back, she shouted: "Who made my vegetable patch look like this?" My "masterpiece" kept grandma busy for a long time.

After a while, the vegetable field will be watered. Grandma asked me to help look after the vegetable field and not let too much water flood the vegetables. I took the opportunity to play with the water pipe, spraying it here and there. The spray made holes in the vegetable ground, but fortunately the vegetables were not flooded.

The "good deeds" I did today really made grandma furious and furious, but luckily she didn't beat me.