Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Slowly, in twos and threes
Slowly, in twos and threes
? lol ...
The sky was clear and the breeze was slow. I was lying on the windowsill of my dormitory, feeling the cool evening breeze and telling you jokes on the other end of the phone. Unfortunately, forgive my punchline. I haven't finished yet, and I can't stop laughing myself. You there are bursts of laughter that penetrate my ears and reach my heart. I'm glad to hear your laughter, happier than myself.
Have I ever told you that even if I have seen so many smiling faces and heard so many crisp laughter, in my heart, even if the spring breeze is ten miles away, it is not as good as your smile, and people who have never seen it will not understand.
When was the first time I told you a joke? By the way, I didn't know you very well at the beginning. In my eyes, you are just a gloomy little boy who looks innocent. Yeah, just a boy. I read a few jokes and said to you across the street, hey, shall I read you a joke?
You froze, as if you didn't expect me to talk to you. Forever innocent faces look more innocent. But, you nodded. You leaned over and listened, so I read it. Then I saw you smiling with your head down and your mouth covered. Laughter is heavily pressed on your throat. Sound waves shook my eardrum, and laughter penetrated my ears and reached my heart.
. . . . . . It turns out that you smile so beautifully!
Hey, your joke is too low. Laugh at the joke until it's finished, okay?
Hey, where are your eyes? When you smile, your eyes disappear.
Hey, how can I feel relaxed when I'm with you and talking to you?
Well, you seem to have a magic power, which can easily catch the person you are talking to off guard and tell you a lot of things you don't want to say.
Hey, I don't know why. When I talk to you, I can't help but want to say more. I even want to tell you many things that others don't know.
Hey, actually, people like you are dangerous.
What's it like to like someone for the first time? Every time you tell me this, it always makes me feel like a deer. Dare not respond too much.
Hey, I am in a bad mood. Would you like to come out and accompany me to the seaside?
Hey, the dinner was so bad that you had the heart to watch me starve to death? Come out and have dinner with me.
Hey, I like watching you laugh.
Hey, I like being with you.
Later, there were more and more contacts, and many things were beyond my control.
Hey, I just want to make you happy. Smile more!
Hey, how old are you? Don't frown all the time, it's ugly, frown every day, and you'll get old soon!
Well, after you go back, you should properly handle the relationship with your parents and have a good talk with them. Even if they have their own insistence, you should believe that their starting point is for you. However, you should also know that the binding of family ties is the most incompetent and incompetent. Suppose this is a moral constraint. You can't tell right from wrong, choose to obey or choose your own heart. The balance point needs to be grasped by yourself.
Well, they will understand you. Just talk to them and talk to them as equals.
Well, I didn't think too much. As long as we feel relaxed and happy together, I just want to make you happy.
How boring were we at that time? How can there be so much to say? Regular text messages, regular phone calls and regular jokes every day. At that time, were you really happy? I can hear how happy and relaxed you are. I am very happy.
Hey, I seem to like you very much. What should I do? I seem to like you more than you!
Alas, companionship is the longest confession. I don't want you alone. I want to face it with you, okay? At least, with me here, I can tell you jokes, make you laugh, make you happy and have a relaxing place. At least, I won't let you be too lonely.
Hey, I was kicked out of my house and homeless. Can you take me in? Your expression is too innocent and your tone is too pitiful. All right, I'll take you in!
Hey, smile! At that time, I hooked your chin with one hand and supported your shoulder with the other, blinking at you and watching your expression. I almost ruined my work. Well, being a gangster is not something a good girl like me can do, hey.
Yes, yes, daughter-in-law, but are you sure? Well, I want to flirt with you because I don't know how to live or die.
Never forget your initial heart. I think I am too greedy. At first, I just wanted to make you happy and smile more. I said, surnamed Xu, I seem to be getting greedy. What should I do? You smile without saying a word, your eyes are full of smiles, you mess up my hair and say, fool. Then I kissed my forehead carefully. Cherish.?
Don't frown You have no idea how beautiful you smile. Nothing can pass you and me by.
Hey, it's no big deal in this world, except death, all the rest is wool! Look, there are five words floating in the sky, which are nothing! Do you know that?/You know what?
Daughter-in-law, I like watching you smile. I'll feel good when I get home and see you. I think I will always be happy in front of you. I don't want to give you bad feelings.
Daughter-in-law, I find that you are afraid of one thing, and I promise to let you surrender. You tickled me before I knew it. This is a fatal weakness. You can't beat me every time. Just take this trick and it works every time. I gave up.
You said: I am a loser, a loser. You lost that comic book again, didn't you?
At that time, there was no need to tell jokes, just two people together, and they could laugh like a fool, happy, relaxed and comfortable. You said, daughter-in-law, I am very happy, relaxed and at ease to stay with you.
Later, what went wrong? I think if you are better, I can be better alone.
Hey, I can't seem to make you happy. You see, you make me laugh every time you come, but I'm still sad. Don't come to me, don't call me, I have my self-esteem, okay?
Daughter-in-law, tell me a joke I haven't heard your jokes for a long time.
When you were silent, I was speechless.
I told you a joke, and then I couldn't stop laughing. Although there were tears on my face, you were laughing, as usual. You said: daughter-in-law, you still make me very happy!
Do you know that?/You know what? Love is a very painful and helpless thing. If you can have a better choice, I will sincerely bless you, although I will be very sad and heartbroken. Relatively speaking, what makes me sad and disappointed is that you are no longer the person in my heart who dares to take responsibility honestly. You ruined everything, and now you are more disappointed and sad!
Daughter-in-law, don't be unhappy
Daughter-in-law, don't you believe me?
No, even if the whole world doesn't believe you, I will still believe you. Obsession is too deep I will accept everything from you, good or bad. You are my disaster. Destiny takes a hand. Unless someone loves you more, takes care of your emotions and knows you better than I do, no one can stand your eccentricities. So, you made me fall in love with you and you made a fortune.
Daughter-in-law, do I deserve it In the future, happy or not, are they all alive?
It's your choice. If you choose, you must bear it yourself. Don't take chances, there will always be many things out of your control, so you should take care of yourself in the future. It's a pity that there is no chance to be nice to you again. I can only accompany you here, and I will take care of myself in the future.
You still have to be happy, you still have to live easily, you still have to be funny, happy and comfortable, just like a loser.
At the beginning, you laughed so innocently that I missed you from now on, and I accidentally unloaded everything. The future is unknown, however, only your own mood can be grasped, so be happy. Cheer up, world, it's no big deal.
? Always remember handsome's famous saying: giving up is not my character!
- Previous article: Those jokes
- Next article:What is left-handed?
- Related articles
- D & banned China models and boycotted China products. Italian netizens said it was a great shame. what do you think?
- Hu Xiao tells jokes with his voice.
- What are you angry about?
- Detailed pictures and texts of the special issue of the top 50 superstar magazines 1998 50 years ago in NBA.
- Jokes and jokes: * * Talk about how to make cats eat Chili _ laugh until their stomachaches _ laugh until their girlfriends are happy.
- Urgently ask for an English joke dialogue between two people.
- Where does the term "eye drops" come from? Does it have a profound meaning?
- In-laws always love to be evil sons and daughters-in-law, and picking mistakes makes their sons and daughters-in-law quarrel. If you do something wrong, you still have to look at your daughter-in-law,
- Is the drama "Count of Wulong Mountain" by Twist FunAge good?
- Inspirational talk about your positive energy. Only you can really heal yourself.