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Is excitement a joke or a joke?

On the morning of March 20th, 20 19, the college entrance examination in Guangdong Province has started. Among them, Chinese composition is undoubtedly a new bright spot. However, the phrase "Please imagine, as a representative of China, speaking at a model United Nations" has caused many jokes in the model association circle.

As the saying goes, "amateurs watch the fun, but experts watch the jokes."

Many well-known model assistants even expressed their helplessness.

First of all, each Model United Nations meeting has a specific committee and topic, and the committee depends on the nature of the topic. However, the problem of "Chinese Bridge" in the examination paper is a domestic problem after all. How can it be extended to international issues? Even if the foreign minister speaks, he can't speak on stage without knowing the topic.

Secondly, every speech of Model United Nations has a fixed form. For example, at the beginning, you need to say "Thank you, Mr. Chairman, thank you delegates …" Finally, you need to say, "Thank you." It is true that if it is not a simulation question, how many candidates will know how to simulate the writing of official speeches of the United Nations?

Moreover, this is a paper from the Provincial Examinations Institute, which concerns tens of thousands of candidates. It is really confusing to ask such a question without fully understanding the Model United Nations. Admittedly, even if I write my speech according to the official speech, I may not be able to score. Because the marking teacher may not understand.

The layman thinks that this teacher must be cheaper than the model union, and the model union will definitely win this so-called "model union composition" with high scores. Actually, it's not. Many model writers said, "If you use model thinking, you may be divorced from this composition without a title and a specific Committee."

Insiders think that this is a farce of outsiders, but it is undeniable that the Model United Nations has attracted the attention of the society, which proves that some all-round talents are needed now. But when we returned to the real model association meeting, no agreement was signed and no draft was passed, the speech written as a representative was just a model association game.