Collect the funniest SMS jokes! ! ! Urgent! ! !

1. One morning, my boss called me and asked me why I hadn't arrived at the company yet. I opened the window to let the noisy voice into the phone and said, it's almost there! Talking on the phone while driving will cause an accident. The boss said: dead girl, I called your landline! 2. The password for turning on the computer is set to S B W U (the boss's surname is Wu). He enters the password and scolds it once a day. Once, when he takes a leave of absence from work, he accidentally tells the boss the password. The boss asked: why is your password S B W U? Colleagues blurted out: samba ......

3. A company boss: I am the boss in the company. Friend: I believe that. But at home? Boss: I'm the boss, of course. Friend: What about your wife? Boss: She is the neck. Friend: Then why? Boss: Because my head wants to turn, I have to listen to my neck. 4. Employees of a certain department had a dinner party and set two tables. The hairy crabs on the table are wild and small; The hairy crabs on the staff table are cultured and big. The leader was very angry, and the director of the office explained that their table was raised by people!

5. The manager of a company asked the secretary to forward the official document to the boss: Tell the boss that there will be a batch of orders in Europe next month, and I think the company needs to bring someone to a meeting with them.

the boss just signed the document: Go a head.

after receiving it, the manager immediately instructed his subordinates to buy a plane and plan their trip, and he himself was packing his luggage.

on the day of departure, I was stopped by the secretary.

secretary: what are you doing?

manager: go to Europe for a meeting!

secretary: does the boss agree?

manager: didn't the boss say Go a head to me?

secretary: after coming to the company for so long, don't you know the English level of the boss? The boss means to go to the head!

6. While the female secretary was sitting on the boss's lap, the boss's wife suddenly appeared at the door. The boss immediately said sternly to the female secretary: In short, no matter how difficult it is, a company can't just have one chair.

7. The leader asked the staff: What is the most painful thing about Valentine's Day? The employee replied: No lovers spend the holidays together. The employee's superior replied: Wrong, there are many lovers who want to spend time with you! The leader said: Wrong. It was your lover who found someone else! Answer: The leader is still high!

8. Xiao Wang is a temporary employee of an institution. The leader talks to him: "Although you are a temporary employee, you should demand yourself by the standards of a regular employee." Little James Wang said quietly, "Great, I won't have to come to work every day!" "

1. The leaders of a company have a discussion with employees to inspect the situation of Manager X.. Leader: "What are the shortcomings of your manager X?" Employee: "No." Leader: "What are his advantages?" Employee: "No." Leader: "This can have ..." Employee: "This really doesn't!"