Ask a joke about operators.

Attendant: Be my guest.

Mobile user: I have a card, which was eaten by my cat. Can I use it if I take it out?

Attendant: Then you can only try plugging in your mobile phone. If not, you can only change your card in the mobile business hall.

Mobile user: No, you have to tell me in advance whether I can use it or not. If I can, I will kill my cat and get a card. If I can't use it, I'll scrap my cat, right?

Attendant: Hello, in that case, I suggest you not kill it. Then you can take your ID card to the mobile business hall to get a new card.

Mobile user: The problem is that my card was processed on 150. 30 yuan bought my cat flower.

Attendant: But if you reissue a card, you need 40 yuan.

Mobile users: reissue cards?

Attendant: Yes, the number remains the same.

Mobile users: the number remains the same.

Attendant: Just go to the mobile business hall to get your ID card and fill in the original number. If you change another card, that card won't work.

Mobile user: Do you think my cat will have any adverse reactions?

Attendant: Hello, I'm not sure about this. You need to take the cat to the doctor.

Mobile users: Then ask your colleagues.

Attendant: Hello, I'm sorry, you dialed the mobile phone service information desk, and the number is 1860. As for cats, we can't help you with them here.

Mobile user: My cat is called M-Zone.

Attendant: Yes, that, that won't do either.

Mobile users: Why not? I named the M-Zone.

Attendant: Even if his name is Jay Chou, I can't help you with it. You can only take a look for yourself. Then there is something wrong with your card. Our mobile business office and 1860 can help you solve it. Of course we can't help you solve the cat problem.

Mobile user: The problem is that he is a mobile card.

Attendant: (takes a deep breath) Hello, sir. Do you think this makes sense?

Mobile user: No, I'm just surprised at what you mean.

Attendant: Nothing. Hello, I didn't mean anything. Do you think you mean anything? Then you said that this cat is special. ...

Mobile users: No, no, don't worry, speak slowly.

Attendant: You mean this cat? ...

Mobile users: Drink water when you are tired.

Attendant: Hello, first of all, what does your cat look like? We can't handle this for you.

Mobile user: I know you can't handle it. I am asking you to give me some advice. What should I do?

Attendant: Hello, I suggest that you apply for a replacement card in the mobile business hall with your ID card now.

Mobile users: Then consider the cat's.

Attendant: Cats can't help it. I just ...

Mobile users: Why not? Life is one.

Attendant: Hello, I can't help you. Then take it to a pet hospital or something. That's something you have to deal with yourself in the future.

Mobile user: Why don't you give me Jay Chou's phone number and I'll call him.

Attendant: Hello, do you have his phone number 1860?

Mobile users: Aren't you partners?

Attendant: But we don't have his phone number here either.

Mobile users: There must be.

Attendant: hello, I'm sorry, no.

Mobile users: deceptive. It is a lie that you are with such a beautiful girl.

Attendant: Do you have any other business to consult?

Mobile users: Yes.

Attendant: Be my guest.

Mobile user: What about my cat?

Attendant: Hello, sir. If you ask me this question repeatedly, I can't answer you now.

Mobile users: I won't repeat it. Where's my card?

Attendant: Just go to the mobile business hall and get a replacement card.

Mobile user: Take the cat away and let him dissect it for me. Take out the card.

Attendant: (takes a deep breath)

Mobile users: Really?

Attendant: Hello, do you think this is possible? Will the staff in the mobile business hall help you with this?

Mobile users: What do you say? I am in a hurry now. First, the card is useless. Second, I am afraid that the cat will choke to death. What did you say?/Sorry? I am in a hurry now.

Attendant: Hello, in that case, please take it away. ........

Mobile users: Don't always "hello, hello", just "hello". I'm sorry to hear the news.

Attendant: As a sign of respect, we can't do that.

Mobile user: You don't have to respect me, I am a rotten person. I have nothing to say.

Attendant: There is no other way. If you have no other questions, please hang up.

Mobile user: still ... still ... still let me hang up. What's your service attitude?

Attendant: Hello, this is what I should say here. I must have told you.

Mobile users: I tell you, it's all your responsibility. Who made your card so beautiful that the cat had to eat it?

Attendant: Well, you didn't keep it well. Then you can take care of your cat. So if it eats something else, can we all handle it?

Mobile user: Nothing is more beautiful than that card, you know? It's all your fault. Who made your card so beautiful?

Attendant: Then you can make it ugly.

Mobile user: Hey, what, cut it with scissors?

Attendant: Hello, sir. I wish you wouldn't talk to me about such things again, okay?

Mobile user: What are you talking about? I'll ask this question now, and I won't ask you any other questions, will I? The problem now is that your card is so beautiful that my cat took a fancy to it and accidentally ate it.

Attendant: No matter where you go, that is to say, no matter which business hall you go to, can the business hall help you solve this problem?

Mobile users: I won't call if the business hall can solve it, and I will call you if it can't be solved. A senior and particularly profound lady will answer me.

Attendant: Yes, then 1860 will definitely not solve your problem.

Mobile users: What information desk can I find if I can't solve the problem?

Attendant: Hello, it's not that we can't help you solve your problem, but that we can't help you solve your problem.

Mobile users: You just try your best to solve customers' problems. Simple problems can't be done without solving customers' problems. Who should I leave the problem to? It's impossible for me to get in touch. No matter how simple, difficult and complicated, you have to solve them. You are ... I am your consumer. To put it bluntly, you are your God, right? Now you are unfaithful to God. What do you want?

Attendant: Hello, first of all, let's solve this problem. ...

Mobile phone users: Please stop saying hello.

Attendant: There is a limit to how we can solve the problem, right? Then your problem now is beyond our scope, and we can not help you solve it.

Mobile users: Is there anything in your rules and regulations that doesn't solve the problem of cats eating cards?

Attendant: No, I haven't.

Mobile users: That's right. I won't call you if you write. If you don't write, you have to solve it, right?

Attendant: Then take your cat to the mobile business hall. ...

Mobile users: the service attitude of the business hall is not as good as yours. You know, I mean, do you want to come and see, or should I come to you?

Attendant: We don't need to come here. We solve the problem through the business hall.

Mobile user: Which business hall do you want me to go to?

Attendant: Nanmen Business Hall.

Mobile users: There are too many thieves in the south gate, afraid of stealing my cat.

Attendant: Then the business hall near you will be fine.

Mobile user: I went, and that woman's attitude was even fiercer than yours.

Attendant: Then if she doesn't solve your problem, first take your ID card to the mobile business hall to apply for a replacement card. This is what we can do.

Mobile user: My cat has no ID card.

Attendant: Hello, do you want a replacement card or a cat card?

Mobile users: I'm not asking for a replacement card now. What should I do with my cat?

Attendant: Hello, what cats do has nothing to do with us.

Mobile users: How can you say that your card has nothing to do with you?

Attendant: You let it eat that card. Come with us …

Mobile user: I'm ... I'm sick! I feed it cat food. What card should I feed it?

Attendant: Of course we don't know how it got in. Then you can't blame the mobile company, can you?

Mobile users: I'm not pushing it to the mobile company. The problem is that it ate your card, right? Anyway, the fact is that the mobile card is not a Unicom card, right? This fact already exists.

Attendant: Yes, even if you eat the mobile card, will you be responsible for the mobile?

Attendant: Hello, if you are reasonable, we can't help you solve your cat problem. If what she means is that you take your ID card to get a card and she doesn't give you a replacement card, then she is wrong. If there is such a problem, we will definitely deal with it seriously, but if the cat is specific, we can't solve it. It makes sense everywhere.

Mobile user: I don't think my cat is as valuable as your card, but I think my cat is more valuable than your card. Our key angles are different. Your card can make a profit for you, but my cat can't make a big profit for you, can it? Don't always take the card ... I don't care if I can replenish it. I just don't think that card is important. How is my cat now?

Attendant: Hello, why did the cat eat your card? You must have mismanaged yourself, that is to say, for this cat …

Mobile user: I put the card on the table and it comes out to eat by itself. Who do you blame, the table, me, the card, the cat?

Attendant: Then can you complain ... to the mobile company? Is it because it is a mobile company card?

Mobile user: Yes, if it is a Unicom card, I will call Unicom, right? Of course I won't call you.

Attendant: I can't help you solve it.

Mobile users: Then close the door? You can't even solve this problem.

Attendant: Then you can only be ...

Mobile users: You can't avoid difficult problems or help people solve simple problems, can you?

Service girl: Hello, we can solve reasonable problems as well as unreasonable problems. ...

Mobile phone user: I'm not ... and I'm not unreasonable. My cat ate a mobile card. I'll call you and ask you. You said it's okay. Who do you mean is not important?

Attendant: Do you go to the mobile business hall? Let's 1860 …

Mobile users: I went, and people said no, or ask your chairman to come down and ask him to come down to me, and I will call him. How many complaints do you have?

Attendant: We don't. We can handle it at 1860.

Mobile user: Oh, yes, that means you ... you can push me away, right?

Attendant: Hello, I don't mean to shirk you. If you think my explanation is unreasonable, I can reflect this problem to my superiors.

Mobile users: Then ask your superiors.

Attendant: Then I can only leave my contact information now, and I can only …

Mobile user: I don't have contact information. My card was eaten. Where can I leave my contact information?

Attendant: Now, you ...

Mobile user: Please call the cat's stomach. What should I say?

Attendant: You're not calling now.

Mobile user: I can only answer this call, not make it.

Attendant: OK, the answer is enough. We'll call you back.

Mobile user: I don't believe what you said, and now I have doubts about you. I have to change Unicom's card next time, right? I told you you were missing a customer. I told you, it was not me.

Attendant: Hello. ...

Mobile users: Don't think you don't care. It doesn't matter if you lose one. We have many customers in China. You customers were all saved one by one. Doesn't mean it's all at once, does it? If you lose one, you lose one.

Attendant: Hello, I didn't ... I didn't mean to. That is to say, if you disagree with my explanation, I can only do so much, right? I ...

Mobile user: I think ... wait a minute, I, what's your education?

Attendant: My education has nothing to do with our business.

Mobile users: Can you talk about it?

Attendant: May I? ...

Mobile users: undergraduate or junior college?

Attendant: There is nothing to answer about this, because we are talking about business now.

Mobile users: Then your business, business, your business is not handled well, and you don't call the leader.

Attendant: I'm not asking. Please leave your contact information, and our leader will call you back because we ...

Mobile users: Don't think I have enough time. If you are late, my cat will fart. You should be prepared for the crematorium. Now you can't wait. You know, if you are late, you must call me at the crematorium.

Attendant: Hello, now, that is to say, I'll hang up and tell her to call you back.

Mobile users: Hold on. Call her ... let her go ... call her now ... I'll pay the phone bill. This is a toll-free number, right?

Attendant: Yes.

Mobile users: Just wait for free, I'll wait.

Attendant: I can't reach her now. our/ours ...

Mobile users: can't stand up?

Attendant: Hello, then I need to go over and talk to her, because we all have rules here. Our leader has to deal with things, and she also replies with a user. Then I told her to call you back later.

Mobile users: Don't tell me that such a big mobile company has only one leader?

Attendant: There must be several leaders, such as the manager on duty here. There's no way they're all here.

Mobile users: life ... life is just a few days. Which do you think she should deal with first?

Attendant: Hello, I will reflect this problem to her later, and she will definitely take care of it for you.

Mobile user: You know, I'll wait for you. How long do you think it will take?

Attendant: I ... just a moment, please, as soon as possible.

Mobile users: The sooner the better. Is two seconds enough?

Attendant: As soon as possible, I can only answer as soon as possible.

Mobile user: Then I won't hang up. Please hurry up ...

What do you think of this, my friend?